Pits
@pits666.bsky.social
Strayan based nub doing computer stuff, shitposter, MMA/Judo/Karate, raging against the printers, author of critically panned nerd romance novels and stuff.
#movember
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Pinned
Recorded voice; "your mobile number will be discounted in 2 hours. Press 1 for English or 2 for Chinese."
1.
"Hello this is Tlestra."
Hi.
"Do you speak Chinese?"
No, it said press 1 for English.
"OK ok."
Random number presses and disconnect.
Worst scam ever.
1.
"Hello this is Tlestra."
Hi.
"Do you speak Chinese?"
No, it said press 1 for English.
"OK ok."
Random number presses and disconnect.
Worst scam ever.
November 14, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Recorded voice; "your mobile number will be discounted in 2 hours. Press 1 for English or 2 for Chinese."
1.
"Hello this is Tlestra."
Hi.
"Do you speak Chinese?"
No, it said press 1 for English.
"OK ok."
Random number presses and disconnect.
Worst scam ever.
1.
"Hello this is Tlestra."
Hi.
"Do you speak Chinese?"
No, it said press 1 for English.
"OK ok."
Random number presses and disconnect.
Worst scam ever.
She got up in the morning and realised her dilemma.
No hard dick found, just like her computer problem from yesterday.
#nerdromancewithpits
No hard dick found, just like her computer problem from yesterday.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
She got up in the morning and realised her dilemma.
No hard dick found, just like her computer problem from yesterday.
#nerdromancewithpits
No hard dick found, just like her computer problem from yesterday.
#nerdromancewithpits
What is it with 2 computer failures today?!
Fuck this, im changing jobs.
Fuck this, im changing jobs.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
What is it with 2 computer failures today?!
Fuck this, im changing jobs.
Fuck this, im changing jobs.
She asked if he gave protection.
He sighed and put his Ivanti underpants back on.
#nerdromancewithpits
He sighed and put his Ivanti underpants back on.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 13, 2025 at 10:52 AM
She asked if he gave protection.
He sighed and put his Ivanti underpants back on.
#nerdromancewithpits
He sighed and put his Ivanti underpants back on.
#nerdromancewithpits
She said that she was like the GPL - her source code was open source ge could understand.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 AM
She said that she was like the GPL - her source code was open source ge could understand.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
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We usually have a huge backlog on these but now we have almost none! Your chances of getting printed have never been better.
Hacker Perspective submissions are open! Write 2500 words on what it means to be a hacker, your hacker philosophy, & how you became a hacker - and get $500 if we print it! articles@2600.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
We usually have a huge backlog on these but now we have almost none! Your chances of getting printed have never been better.
Fuck its too cold, rainy and windy outside.
I'm sure summer will start any day soon.
I'm sure summer will start any day soon.
November 13, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Fuck its too cold, rainy and windy outside.
I'm sure summer will start any day soon.
I'm sure summer will start any day soon.
It can happen in Straya too.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It can happen in Straya too.
Good randori session at Jufo.
But i am knackered.
But i am knackered.
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Good randori session at Jufo.
But i am knackered.
But i am knackered.
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Now waiting for an xray
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Now waiting for an xray
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:54 AM
She said that he had some some great puckup lines.
He said thanks and that he moulded his algorithm.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said thanks and that he moulded his algorithm.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
She said that he had some some great puckup lines.
He said thanks and that he moulded his algorithm.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said thanks and that he moulded his algorithm.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She learnt the other meaning of backdoor with the new guy she matched on a dating app.
He showed her sub7, the remote access utility.
#nerdromancewithpits
He showed her sub7, the remote access utility.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
She learnt the other meaning of backdoor with the new guy she matched on a dating app.
He showed her sub7, the remote access utility.
#nerdromancewithpits
He showed her sub7, the remote access utility.
#nerdromancewithpits
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
He was talking dirty to this check who slud into his DMs and she announced that she had to reboot her AI mind due to patch Wednesday.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
He was talking dirty to this check who slud into his DMs and she announced that she had to reboot her AI mind due to patch Wednesday.
#nerdromancewithpits
#nerdromancewithpits
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Today in #404DeepDive: People are modding Meta Ray-Bans to spy on you. Already, there are videos with millions of views of men using the glasses to film massage workers, asking for happy endings. What's Meta's response? @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today in #404DeepDive: People are modding Meta Ray-Bans to spy on you. Already, there are videos with millions of views of men using the glasses to film massage workers, asking for happy endings. What's Meta's response? @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
More here: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/p...
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Today is Microsoft's November 2025 Patch Tuesday, which includes security updates for 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability.
Microsoft November 2025 Patch Tuesday fixes 1 zero-day, 63 flaws
Today is Microsoft's November 2025 Patch Tuesday, which includes security updates for 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Today is Microsoft's November 2025 Patch Tuesday, which includes security updates for 63 flaws, including one actively exploited zero-day vulnerability.
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Microsoft has reminded customers today that systems running Home and Pro editions of Windows 11 23H2 have stopped receiving security updates.
Microsoft: Windows 11 23H2 Home and Pro reach end of support
Microsoft has reminded customers today that systems running Home and Pro editions of Windows 11 23H2 have stopped receiving security updates.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Microsoft has reminded customers today that systems running Home and Pro editions of Windows 11 23H2 have stopped receiving security updates.
The AI scripted dirty talking bot told him that she was wet.
He said that he thought water and electricity didn't mix.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he thought water and electricity didn't mix.
#nerdromancewithpits
a man is standing in front of a whiteboard with mathematical equations .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a whiteboard with mathematical equations .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
The AI scripted dirty talking bot told him that she was wet.
He said that he thought water and electricity didn't mix.
#nerdromancewithpits
He said that he thought water and electricity didn't mix.
#nerdromancewithpits
Day 11 of Movember.
Handlebar is going well.
Handlebar is going well.
November 11, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Day 11 of Movember.
Handlebar is going well.
Handlebar is going well.