Jordan Gehrung
@mycupcakesaremoist.bsky.social
You’ll probably find me at HomeGoods.
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When the day comes, I will dance in the streets.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
When the day comes, I will dance in the streets.
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December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Christmas tree is up. Just squint and you’ll catch it.
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
The Christmas tree is up. Just squint and you’ll catch it.
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Shine Some Light in a Dark Curriculum, a project from Mr. Clarksen
Help me give my students a new perspective for their AP class! Born a Crime is a brilliant piece that tackles apartheid with wit and surprising levity. My AP English Language and Composition tackle...
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December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Not a bad way to spend a freezing afternoon!
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Not a bad way to spend a freezing afternoon!
Dude lost to Ron Johnson. Respectfully, no thanks.
December 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dude lost to Ron Johnson. Respectfully, no thanks.
Calling all English teachers!
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December 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Calling all English teachers!
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November 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Biggest discount ever on the biggest TPT bundles offered! Enjoy an extra 50% off a semester-long Creative Writing curriculum, comprehensive Romeo & Juliet teaching materials, and much more. Discount automatically applied. www.teacherspayteachers.com/store/inquir...
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Bucks game with the siblings!
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Bucks game with the siblings!
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I’m actually enjoying All’s Fair starring Kim Kardashian. Like, really enjoying it. Don’t judge me.
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I’m actually enjoying All’s Fair starring Kim Kardashian. Like, really enjoying it. Don’t judge me.
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The real question is:
Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?
Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?
October 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The real question is:
Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?
Why the hell do they keep giving him cognitive tests?
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When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
October 26, 2025 at 12:06 AM
When the president is destroying national landmarks, murdering fishermen, raising prices because he's angry over a Reagan video, and kidnapping parents in front of their crying children is probably not an ideal time to have a lazy, completely incompetent legislative branch perpetually on vacation.
Happy Bucks opening night, especially when you serendipitously end up running into your brother!
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Happy Bucks opening night, especially when you serendipitously end up running into your brother!
Forever thanks to Czar’s Promise for supporting dogs like Angus through their cancer journeys. Today is a day we celebrate Angus’ life!
October 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Forever thanks to Czar’s Promise for supporting dogs like Angus through their cancer journeys. Today is a day we celebrate Angus’ life!
Toasted marshmallow old fashioned. Sometimes life is good.
October 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Toasted marshmallow old fashioned. Sometimes life is good.
A mother and her son sharing a surreal experience involving @garbage.com. Incredible time. Heard “Hold” live, which has become my all-time favorite Garbage track. Everything else was a bonus.
October 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
A mother and her son sharing a surreal experience involving @garbage.com. Incredible time. Heard “Hold” live, which has become my all-time favorite Garbage track. Everything else was a bonus.
Just a few more hours until the glory that is @garbage.com!
October 3, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just a few more hours until the glory that is @garbage.com!
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If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
September 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
If ever there was a time not to normalize Trump’s authoritarian fever dreams, this is it.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
This should be impeachable. ‘War ravaged’ Portland? He’s insane - & insanely power hungry. The script is set - call an imaginary group a terror group and then send in the troops.
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The media have to start framing this accurately. The president is now functioning as a tyrant. The story is whether the other two branches of government will do anything to stop him.
Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland
September 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The media have to start framing this accurately. The president is now functioning as a tyrant. The story is whether the other two branches of government will do anything to stop him.
One week until @garbage.com comes home to Madison! 💛
September 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
One week until @garbage.com comes home to Madison! 💛
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Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today
September 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Robert Redford playing a gentle incarnation of death, coming for a frightened old woman in The Twilight Zone episode "Nothing in the Dark" (1962). An extraordinary performance then, terribly bittersweet today