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Damn I hate when The Onion posts seem like they could be real.
“Please be on the lookout for the following mothers, who are confirmed to be in possession of dangerous vehicles and should be met with extreme caution,” said DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars
WASHINGTON—Circulating a new advisory that highlighted what it called the “worst of the worst,” the Department of Homeland Security released a watchlist Friday warning Americans about the presence of ...
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January 10, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Damn I hate when The Onion posts seem like they could be real.
After their first score, IU was on pace to beat Oregon 2289-0.
January 10, 2026 at 12:55 AM
After their first score, IU was on pace to beat Oregon 2289-0.
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Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Adam Douglas Thompson. #NewYorkerCartoons
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October 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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I feel like there was more emotion in that written message than any radio message I’ve her heard Oscar deliver.
August 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I feel like there was more emotion in that written message than any radio message I’ve her heard Oscar deliver.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
June 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
I have no idea what is going on in that video, but I feel like I could watch it 20 times and see something new each time. It’s all over the place.
Whatever’s going on in the new Sabrina Carpenter video I want a whole TV series of it. I wonder how much more shit they filmed
Sabrina Carpenter - Manchild (Official Video)
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June 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I have no idea what is going on in that video, but I feel like I could watch it 20 times and see something new each time. It’s all over the place.
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JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch
June 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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President Chicken. 🔊
June 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
President Chicken. 🔊
#Pacers stay of the day:
Of all players that have played in the playoffs, the Pacers first entry on the top usage rates is 36th. And it’s Benedict Mathurin at 24.0. TJ McConnell is next in 42nd at 23.7. Then Tyrese Halliburton in 50th at 22.3.
SGA is 10th at 31.5.
Of all players that have played in the playoffs, the Pacers first entry on the top usage rates is 36th. And it’s Benedict Mathurin at 24.0. TJ McConnell is next in 42nd at 23.7. Then Tyrese Halliburton in 50th at 22.3.
SGA is 10th at 31.5.
June 2, 2025 at 4:07 PM
#Pacers stay of the day:
Of all players that have played in the playoffs, the Pacers first entry on the top usage rates is 36th. And it’s Benedict Mathurin at 24.0. TJ McConnell is next in 42nd at 23.7. Then Tyrese Halliburton in 50th at 22.3.
SGA is 10th at 31.5.
Of all players that have played in the playoffs, the Pacers first entry on the top usage rates is 36th. And it’s Benedict Mathurin at 24.0. TJ McConnell is next in 42nd at 23.7. Then Tyrese Halliburton in 50th at 22.3.
SGA is 10th at 31.5.
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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*Maybe* instead of looking for every reason in the book as to why the team they played failed, we should finally tip the cap and give the #Pacers their just due. It’s been one month and three rounds people.
#NBAThreads #NBA #NBASky
#NBAThreads #NBA #NBASky
May 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*Maybe* instead of looking for every reason in the book as to why the team they played failed, we should finally tip the cap and give the #Pacers their just due. It’s been one month and three rounds people.
#NBAThreads #NBA #NBASky
#NBAThreads #NBA #NBASky
Republicans prove once again that they aren’t actually fiscal conservatives. They pay lip service to the debt and the deficit while being the worst offenders of growing it. I’m so tired of it.
#bigbeautifulbill
#bigbeautifulbill
May 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Republicans prove once again that they aren’t actually fiscal conservatives. They pay lip service to the debt and the deficit while being the worst offenders of growing it. I’m so tired of it.
#bigbeautifulbill
#bigbeautifulbill
Huge Pacers win! I’m not looking forward to more games against Brunson - he’s a terror to play against, especially with all the calls he gets.
May 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Huge Pacers win! I’m not looking forward to more games against Brunson - he’s a terror to play against, especially with all the calls he gets.