Claire
@mutemonkey.bsky.social
Probably thinking about Buster Keaton
God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
![A flier taped to a streetlight pole that reads:
“I also have access to a printer,
And I say
Upzoning is cool and good and it is my friend
Let ‘em build some housing! What're you worried about, people with jobs and homes using the Red Line?
Atraid of density? then why did you move to the big city my good friend [emoji making a ‘this guy’s nuts!’ gesture]
‘But I wanna drive my car!’
The bus is better because you can read a book on the bus
Dear ‘Save Edgewater’: If I ever see you again claming that increasing supply increases prices I will spank your bottom and enroll you in an econ class at Loyola
Say YES to proposed Upzoning in Edgewater
Email: Leni@the48thward.org Call: (773) 784-5277](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7txt37jgs7stbnaqdfpfavf3/bafkreiezdkvktjscf3qg4q5dylaficp762suvldaswmtmrhlt2xy7catmu@jpeg)
September 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
Day 3 of sick in bed trying to watch movies through the brain fog. Watching THE LONG GOODBYE for Elliott Gould-related reasons.
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Day 3 of sick in bed trying to watch movies through the brain fog. Watching THE LONG GOODBYE for Elliott Gould-related reasons.
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DOG DAY AFTERNOON and INSIDE MAN
July 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
DOG DAY AFTERNOON and INSIDE MAN
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"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality."
- James Baldwin
- James Baldwin
July 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality."
- James Baldwin
- James Baldwin
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MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO (1988, dir. Hayao Miyazaki) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky 📽 Anime Studio Ghibli
September 27, 2023 at 2:10 AM
MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO (1988, dir. Hayao Miyazaki) #OnePerfectShot Filmsky 📽 Anime Studio Ghibli
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POKER FACE is such a salve — Natasha Lyonne doing Columbo, matching wits week-to-week with our best working character actors as a banjo plays out in the distance
May 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
POKER FACE is such a salve — Natasha Lyonne doing Columbo, matching wits week-to-week with our best working character actors as a banjo plays out in the distance
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The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.
April 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The ‘Piracy. It’s a Crime’ campaign used pirated music, *and* as it turns out, also used pirated fonts. Incredible.
![Wikipedia: Louis Lasagna
Louis Cesare Lasagna (February 22, 1923 - August 6, 2003) was an American physician and professor of medicine, known for his revision of the Hippocratic Oath. (1]
Louis Lasagna](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mm5ebihpjvtrdunomulbls5m/bafkreifxs4ebkxyfimz6ovqbzaac2szyu7flezayo3gj6v53pvhxjvjhc4@jpeg)
April 24, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:37 AM
So she made a Martinez
April 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
So she made a Martinez
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move slowly and build things
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
move slowly and build things
Unfollowing my favourite French baker/male model on Instagram because he posted one of those shitty Ghibli-style AI selfies (and thus I feel I can no longer heart his cake-making ASMR reels/thirst traps due to our unaligned moral codes) ☹️
March 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Unfollowing my favourite French baker/male model on Instagram because he posted one of those shitty Ghibli-style AI selfies (and thus I feel I can no longer heart his cake-making ASMR reels/thirst traps due to our unaligned moral codes) ☹️
Cold mornings, warm days
March 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Cold mornings, warm days
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Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood
Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
February 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fictional villains: my motivation involves a complex backstory around lost love and a deep yearning to be understood
Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
Real life villains: being cruel makes me feel like a big strong man
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Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
February 19, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Your outie understands when someone is making a joke on the internet and doesn't embarrass themselves in people's replies
I was talking to my four year old about why we have different surnames and what ‘full names’ are and he insisted that my full name is ‘Claire Davie iPhone’ because that’s what Siri says when his dad phones me
February 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I was talking to my four year old about why we have different surnames and what ‘full names’ are and he insisted that my full name is ‘Claire Davie iPhone’ because that’s what Siri says when his dad phones me
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you can hear this reply becoming gradually muffled as the car window slides up
February 6, 2025 at 10:24 PM
you can hear this reply becoming gradually muffled as the car window slides up
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Shift drink: Pelotón de la Muerte
1oz mezcal
1oz suze
1oz dry vermouth
1oz mezcal
1oz suze
1oz dry vermouth
February 7, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Shift drink: Pelotón de la Muerte
1oz mezcal
1oz suze
1oz dry vermouth
1oz mezcal
1oz suze
1oz dry vermouth
Sixteen years since Black Saturday. Working on the Royal Commission into those bushfires changed the course of my life. Thinking today about all those affected by the devastation caused, and all those who provided assistance.
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Sixteen years since Black Saturday. Working on the Royal Commission into those bushfires changed the course of my life. Thinking today about all those affected by the devastation caused, and all those who provided assistance.
Gelato pier walk at dusk
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Gelato pier walk at dusk
Lazy Monday recovering from last night’s excesses - we are watching The Wild Robot
January 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Lazy Monday recovering from last night’s excesses - we are watching The Wild Robot