Species: Mustela Vulpes
@mustelavulpes.bsky.social
they/them, 20s
free spirit, monotropic furfag. one of the gay animals in your computer :3
free spirit, monotropic furfag. one of the gay animals in your computer :3
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I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I'm a deeply flawed individual, but I bring joy to the world.
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just because im evil and fucked up it doesn't mean you can't give me a lil treat and pat me on the head
February 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
just because im evil and fucked up it doesn't mean you can't give me a lil treat and pat me on the head
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one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
February 2, 2026 at 8:32 PM
one thing you can say about jeffrey epstein is that he simply loved emailing
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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the tboys will inherit the earth
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
the tboys will inherit the earth
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they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it
January 23, 2026 at 11:34 PM
they are very small and they're having an urgent meeting about it
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important addition to my website
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 AM
important addition to my website
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progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with
January 13, 2026 at 6:25 AM
progesterone sounds so... advanced... maybe i should've asked if there was like, amateurgesterone or casualgesterone i could've started out with
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I don't think fame is supposed to exist really. I think most people are fucked up. someone gets famous, and then it's like "WHOA this person is fucked up???" and it's like... well, yeah......
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I don't think fame is supposed to exist really. I think most people are fucked up. someone gets famous, and then it's like "WHOA this person is fucked up???" and it's like... well, yeah......
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this fucking wretched body
January 7, 2026 at 12:18 PM
this fucking wretched body
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xavier renegade angel dialogue
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 AM
xavier renegade angel dialogue
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Increasingly I feel like I favor furry because it espouses the idea that humans, for all our mastery over nature, are still animals. We need to nap and wander and frolic and utter strange noises. It is good for us to be weird little guys, which is something society is so committed to stripping away.
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Increasingly I feel like I favor furry because it espouses the idea that humans, for all our mastery over nature, are still animals. We need to nap and wander and frolic and utter strange noises. It is good for us to be weird little guys, which is something society is so committed to stripping away.
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currently collecting supplies for nefarious acts
January 4, 2026 at 8:21 PM
currently collecting supplies for nefarious acts
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Reposted by Species: Mustela Vulpes
my new year’s resolution is to get fatter send bleet
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
my new year’s resolution is to get fatter send bleet
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(standing on the street yelling into a megaphone at max volume, unprompted) AND BY THE WAY!! I AM A VERY VULNERABLE AND IMPRESSIONABLE LITTLE PUPPY!!! IT IS REALLY EASY TO DECEIVE ME BECAUSE OF HOW GULLIBLE AND NAIVE I AM!!!! I'LL BELIEVE OR DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME!!!!!
January 1, 2026 at 1:18 AM
(standing on the street yelling into a megaphone at max volume, unprompted) AND BY THE WAY!! I AM A VERY VULNERABLE AND IMPRESSIONABLE LITTLE PUPPY!!! IT IS REALLY EASY TO DECEIVE ME BECAUSE OF HOW GULLIBLE AND NAIVE I AM!!!! I'LL BELIEVE OR DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME!!!!!
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We drawing stoats
December 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
We drawing stoats
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✨ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! 🎄
"Yuletide Library" art by Elisabeth Alba created with ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache.
"Yuletide Library" art by Elisabeth Alba created with ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache.
December 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
✨ Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all! 🎄
"Yuletide Library" art by Elisabeth Alba created with ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache.
"Yuletide Library" art by Elisabeth Alba created with ink, watercolor, and acryla gouache.
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flat chested fems and thems <3
December 11, 2025 at 5:13 AM
flat chested fems and thems <3