Elon Musk's Bank Account (Alfalfa Male)
@muskbankacct.bsky.social
Same MAGAt hating, foul mouthed, gif using nerd from Twitter. This place seems to be less Hell-scapey
IRL: Dad of 2 👧🏻🧒🏻, HS teacher, former football coach, recovering Catholic, FSU Alum👋🏻🍢, Go Bears 🐻 ⬇️, Colorado resident. 🇺🇸 💙🇺🇦
IRL: Dad of 2 👧🏻🧒🏻, HS teacher, former football coach, recovering Catholic, FSU Alum👋🏻🍢, Go Bears 🐻 ⬇️, Colorado resident. 🇺🇸 💙🇺🇦
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Warnock: We should all be deeply concerned about an American president. who stood in front of our military and said that the real concern is the enemy within They are trying to divide us so that they might rule us, but we join united with one voice
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Warnock: We should all be deeply concerned about an American president. who stood in front of our military and said that the real concern is the enemy within They are trying to divide us so that they might rule us, but we join united with one voice
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You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You can’t see it, but this is my surprised face.
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Tim Walz: "It's almost unimaginable that he's got Milei in there, giving him $20 billion, so that they can undercut us and China can buy their soybeans from them. And now China has learned they can replace our markets."
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Tim Walz: "It's almost unimaginable that he's got Milei in there, giving him $20 billion, so that they can undercut us and China can buy their soybeans from them. And now China has learned they can replace our markets."
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I’m questioning it.
Bondi to Blumenthal: "You lied. How dare you? I'm a career prosecutor. Don't you ever challenge my integrity. Do not question my ability to be fair and impartial."
October 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I’m questioning it.
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Pritzker is meeting the moment and if he stands up for the people, stands up against Trump's rein of terror, holds ICE accountable, he can elevate himself as a front runner for Dem leadership.
Now is the moment for leaders, not cowards.
Now is the moment for leaders, not cowards.
Pritzker: "He wants to militarize major cities because he wants us to get used to the idea of troops on the streets. I believe he's gonna post people outside of polling places and if he needs to in order to control those elections, he'll assume control of the ballot boxes & count the votes himself"
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Pritzker is meeting the moment and if he stands up for the people, stands up against Trump's rein of terror, holds ICE accountable, he can elevate himself as a front runner for Dem leadership.
Now is the moment for leaders, not cowards.
Now is the moment for leaders, not cowards.
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Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."
October 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Noem: "These leaders in these local cities along with Pritzker and Johnson ignore what's going on or they're helping antifa cover it up."
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Mamdani has raised the max he’s allowed to spend. So he’s created this brilliant ad.
I am once again asking you to stop sending us money.
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
But we do need your time. ⏰
zohranfornyc.com/events
September 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Mamdani has raised the max he’s allowed to spend. So he’s created this brilliant ad.
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Powell on tariffs: "It's starting to show in consumer prices. We know from surveys that companies feel they have every intention of putting this through to the consumer, but the truth is they may not be able to do so in many cases."
July 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Powell on tariffs: "It's starting to show in consumer prices. We know from surveys that companies feel they have every intention of putting this through to the consumer, but the truth is they may not be able to do so in many cases."
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Luke Skyywalker thought Trump's parties with underage girls were inappropriate? He was too nasty even for 2 Live Crew?
Got to say that's a nice callback by the writers.
Got to say that's a nice callback by the writers.
NEWS: In a resurfaced interview from nearly a decade ago, rapper Uncle Luke of 2 Live Crew says he fled a Trump party in Palm Beach in the early 1990s after seeing what appeared to be underage girls at a sex- and drug-fueled event
SMOKING GUN Evidence of Trump DARK PAST Resurfaces
YouTube video by MeidasTouch
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July 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Luke Skyywalker thought Trump's parties with underage girls were inappropriate? He was too nasty even for 2 Live Crew?
Got to say that's a nice callback by the writers.
Got to say that's a nice callback by the writers.
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Hunter Biden is my MF dude 💯
Hunter Biden on Stephen Miller: “There’s something f*cked up about that motherf*cker.”
July 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hunter Biden is my MF dude 💯
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We were up in the mountains for a few days and when we got back I had to take Koda on his walk around the hood so he could check his pee mail.
July 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We were up in the mountains for a few days and when we got back I had to take Koda on his walk around the hood so he could check his pee mail.
Donald is sweating.
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Donald is sweating.
As a citizen of her district, without a doubt it’s Bobo fo’ sho sho.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As a citizen of her district, without a doubt it’s Bobo fo’ sho sho.
I want a Do-Fuckin-Something Tour.
If the Dems ever regain power, I don’t want a retribution tour. I sure as hell want an accountability tour.
July 12, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I want a Do-Fuckin-Something Tour.
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An architect of Project 2025- the cruel budget will harm and even be deadly for many Americans. THIS individual is about cruelty- Find the video of him describing how to treat Federal agency employees- who were later purged.
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks #BlueEarth
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#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks #BlueEarth
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Senate confirms Project 2025 architect Russell Vought to lead powerful White House budget office
The Senate has confirmed Russell Vought, President Donald Trump’s nominee for White House budget director.
apnews.com
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
An architect of Project 2025- the cruel budget will harm and even be deadly for many Americans. THIS individual is about cruelty- Find the video of him describing how to treat Federal agency employees- who were later purged.
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks #BlueEarth
apnews.com/article/trum...
#ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks #BlueEarth
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You think it was coincidence that he said #3 like this?
July 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You think it was coincidence that he said #3 like this?
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been sayin that for years!!!
July 10, 2025 at 10:28 PM
been sayin that for years!!!
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Make him famous America.
July 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Make him famous America.
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Maddow: There really is a Epstein Trump subplot in our lives now in which this footage exists and in which the Trump justice department put out a statement today saying, never mind all the things we ever said and hyped and screamed about Epstein.
July 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Maddow: There really is a Epstein Trump subplot in our lives now in which this footage exists and in which the Trump justice department put out a statement today saying, never mind all the things we ever said and hyped and screamed about Epstein.
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HERE’S THE SCAM: “These work requirements really aren’t about getting people back to work.” That’s Gov. Andy Beshear cutting through the bullshit.
The goal is to bury people in forms, wait for a mistake, then kick them off for half a year or longer.
It’s a system built to fail.
The goal is to bury people in forms, wait for a mistake, then kick them off for half a year or longer.
It’s a system built to fail.
July 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
HERE’S THE SCAM: “These work requirements really aren’t about getting people back to work.” That’s Gov. Andy Beshear cutting through the bullshit.
The goal is to bury people in forms, wait for a mistake, then kick them off for half a year or longer.
It’s a system built to fail.
The goal is to bury people in forms, wait for a mistake, then kick them off for half a year or longer.
It’s a system built to fail.
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They ALWAYS have and ALWAYS will.......🤔
July 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
They ALWAYS have and ALWAYS will.......🤔
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