Elon Musk's Bank Account (Alfalfa Male)
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Same MAGAt hating, foul mouthed, gif using nerd from Twitter. This place seems to be less Hell-scapey
IRL: Dad of 2 👧🏻🧒🏻, HS teacher, former football coach, recovering Catholic, FSU Alum👋🏻🍢, Go Bears 🐻 ⬇️, Colorado resident. 🇺🇸 💙🇺🇦
IRL: Dad of 2 👧🏻🧒🏻, HS teacher, former football coach, recovering Catholic, FSU Alum👋🏻🍢, Go Bears 🐻 ⬇️, Colorado resident. 🇺🇸 💙🇺🇦
We were up in the mountains for a few days and when we got back I had to take Koda on his walk around the hood so he could check his pee mail.
July 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
We were up in the mountains for a few days and when we got back I had to take Koda on his walk around the hood so he could check his pee mail.
Donald is sweating.
July 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Donald is sweating.
As a citizen of her district, without a doubt it’s Bobo fo’ sho sho.
July 12, 2025 at 5:51 AM
As a citizen of her district, without a doubt it’s Bobo fo’ sho sho.
You think it was coincidence that he said #3 like this?
July 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
You think it was coincidence that he said #3 like this?
It’s gonna be a pretty somber 4th so I figure a few laughs could help.
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It’s gonna be a pretty somber 4th so I figure a few laughs could help.
Everyone of these Republican slimeballs better vote Yea or Nay, none of this “Present” bullshit.
Put your fucking name on your vote!
Put your fucking name on your vote!
July 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Everyone of these Republican slimeballs better vote Yea or Nay, none of this “Present” bullshit.
Put your fucking name on your vote!
Put your fucking name on your vote!
These fucking MAGAts will be the downfall of our nation.
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
These fucking MAGAts will be the downfall of our nation.
Well that worked out well, huh, Jill Stein voters?
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Well that worked out well, huh, Jill Stein voters?
Since we may be hurtling toward WW3 it’s good to know that landscaping is foremost in his mind.
June 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Since we may be hurtling toward WW3 it’s good to know that landscaping is foremost in his mind.
Sad.
June 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Sad.
What a shame.
June 14, 2025 at 5:10 AM
What a shame.
Fffffffffuuuck Donald Trump.
June 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Fffffffffuuuck Donald Trump.
Does this mean Becks will be charging into the fray atop his noble steed?
June 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Does this mean Becks will be charging into the fray atop his noble steed?
Starting tomorrow. Brace yourselves.
May 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Starting tomorrow. Brace yourselves.
One of the biggest things about these rambling, incoherent screeds that drives me nuts, is his liberal use of quotation marks for emphasis.
Such. A. Fucking. Moron.
Such. A. Fucking. Moron.
May 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
One of the biggest things about these rambling, incoherent screeds that drives me nuts, is his liberal use of quotation marks for emphasis.
Such. A. Fucking. Moron.
Such. A. Fucking. Moron.
My favorite so far. So many good ones.
May 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My favorite so far. So many good ones.
As an actual high school teacher this is completely accurate.
May 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
As an actual high school teacher this is completely accurate.
Seems like a good time to break this one back out.
May 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Seems like a good time to break this one back out.
