Tim
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To add to this: Trafficking is always a crime. Regardless of age. None of these people were providing wanted or consenting services.
When children are sexually abused, if you rationalize their age- 5 is too young, but 15 is ok. Fuck You
November 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
To add to this: Trafficking is always a crime. Regardless of age. None of these people were providing wanted or consenting services.
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Was it like this while she was gone?
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
Missing Wives Docuseries - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Was it like this while she was gone?
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
The police...
Ummm... when is her birthday?
A: around summer, some time?
Ummm... when is her birthday?
A: around summer, some time?
Was it like this while she was gone?
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
youtu.be/EiSLnesTTiA?...
Missing Wives Docuseries - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
The police...
Ummm... when is her birthday?
A: around summer, some time?
Ummm... when is her birthday?
A: around summer, some time?
Okay, my wife just came home... everybody act normal...
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Okay, my wife just came home... everybody act normal...
Guy comes back 15 minutes later says...
Me get on woman... Me push... She push..
RUBBER goes BBOOOOOOOMMMMM
Tell this joke in a bar and say boom as loud as you can!!!
: )
Me get on woman... Me push... She push..
RUBBER goes BBOOOOOOOMMMMM
Tell this joke in a bar and say boom as loud as you can!!!
: )
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Guy comes back 15 minutes later says...
Me get on woman... Me push... She push..
RUBBER goes BBOOOOOOOMMMMM
Tell this joke in a bar and say boom as loud as you can!!!
: )
Me get on woman... Me push... She push..
RUBBER goes BBOOOOOOOMMMMM
Tell this joke in a bar and say boom as loud as you can!!!
: )
15 minutes later guy comes back in the store...
Me got on woman and pushed... she pushed back... Rubber went snap again... The drugist said wait right here... He goes out in back of the store... takes the tire off the big tractor, cuts it in half... sews one end of it up and gives it to the guy...
Me got on woman and pushed... she pushed back... Rubber went snap again... The drugist said wait right here... He goes out in back of the store... takes the tire off the big tractor, cuts it in half... sews one end of it up and gives it to the guy...
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
15 minutes later guy comes back in the store...
Me got on woman and pushed... she pushed back... Rubber went snap again... The drugist said wait right here... He goes out in back of the store... takes the tire off the big tractor, cuts it in half... sews one end of it up and gives it to the guy...
Me got on woman and pushed... she pushed back... Rubber went snap again... The drugist said wait right here... He goes out in back of the store... takes the tire off the big tractor, cuts it in half... sews one end of it up and gives it to the guy...
This guy walked into a drug store... He said... Me needum rubber... The drugist looked at him and gave him a small
The guy leaves and comes back 15 minutes later and said... Me get on woman... Me gave her a push... she pushed back... rubber when snap... The drugist gave him a large...
The guy leaves and comes back 15 minutes later and said... Me get on woman... Me gave her a push... she pushed back... rubber when snap... The drugist gave him a large...
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
This guy walked into a drug store... He said... Me needum rubber... The drugist looked at him and gave him a small
The guy leaves and comes back 15 minutes later and said... Me get on woman... Me gave her a push... she pushed back... rubber when snap... The drugist gave him a large...
The guy leaves and comes back 15 minutes later and said... Me get on woman... Me gave her a push... she pushed back... rubber when snap... The drugist gave him a large...
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Two guys were walking past a dog...
He was laying there licking himself... One of the guys
said to the other... Man...
Wouldn't you like to do that? the other guy said...
Yeah, I'd like to but I'm afraid he'll bite me...
The other guy said... Maybe if you pet him on the head real nice...
He was laying there licking himself... One of the guys
said to the other... Man...
Wouldn't you like to do that? the other guy said...
Yeah, I'd like to but I'm afraid he'll bite me...
The other guy said... Maybe if you pet him on the head real nice...
November 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Two guys were walking past a dog...
He was laying there licking himself... One of the guys
said to the other... Man...
Wouldn't you like to do that? the other guy said...
Yeah, I'd like to but I'm afraid he'll bite me...
The other guy said... Maybe if you pet him on the head real nice...
He was laying there licking himself... One of the guys
said to the other... Man...
Wouldn't you like to do that? the other guy said...
Yeah, I'd like to but I'm afraid he'll bite me...
The other guy said... Maybe if you pet him on the head real nice...
So I took my pants down and the lady said...
Who do you plan on pleasing with that?
I looked at her and said...
ME
Who do you plan on pleasing with that?
I looked at her and said...
ME
November 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So I took my pants down and the lady said...
Who do you plan on pleasing with that?
I looked at her and said...
ME
Who do you plan on pleasing with that?
I looked at her and said...
ME
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You consistently crack me up man. Thank you
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
You consistently crack me up man. Thank you
I amuse myself but thank you for
your kindness Steve!!!
your kindness Steve!!!
You consistently crack me up man. Thank you
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I amuse myself but thank you for
your kindness Steve!!!
your kindness Steve!!!
Are you talking to me???
😅😆😏
😅😆😏
I can get you a few thousand I hate. You can have them for free!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Are you talking to me???
😅😆😏
😅😆😏
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It’s too bad he wasn’t fantastic at putting together spreadsheets… ah, nevermind
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
It’s too bad he wasn’t fantastic at putting together spreadsheets… ah, nevermind
The pope joke always gets them...
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The pope joke always gets them...
I get it...
Thanks Steve!!! : )
Thanks Steve!!! : )
It’s too bad he wasn’t fantastic at putting together spreadsheets… ah, nevermind
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I get it...
Thanks Steve!!! : )
Thanks Steve!!! : )
I got pissed off... we flew to the Vatican...
Me and the pope came out on the balcony and started waving... some mf looked at him and Hey... Who's that up there with Tim?
Me and the pope came out on the balcony and started waving... some mf looked at him and Hey... Who's that up there with Tim?
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I got pissed off... we flew to the Vatican...
Me and the pope came out on the balcony and started waving... some mf looked at him and Hey... Who's that up there with Tim?
Me and the pope came out on the balcony and started waving... some mf looked at him and Hey... Who's that up there with Tim?
I told my friend everybody in the world knows me.
He fucking doubted me... and wanted me to prove it...
I showed him a picture of me with Caleb Williams, the quarterback of the Chicago bears... He said, not good enough...
I showed him a picture of me with Tiger Woods... This MF said not good enough
He fucking doubted me... and wanted me to prove it...
I showed him a picture of me with Caleb Williams, the quarterback of the Chicago bears... He said, not good enough...
I showed him a picture of me with Tiger Woods... This MF said not good enough
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I told my friend everybody in the world knows me.
He fucking doubted me... and wanted me to prove it...
I showed him a picture of me with Caleb Williams, the quarterback of the Chicago bears... He said, not good enough...
I showed him a picture of me with Tiger Woods... This MF said not good enough
He fucking doubted me... and wanted me to prove it...
I showed him a picture of me with Caleb Williams, the quarterback of the Chicago bears... He said, not good enough...
I showed him a picture of me with Tiger Woods... This MF said not good enough
I can't wait to ignore the sos signal...
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
I can't wait to ignore the sos signal...
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And let him stay there.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And let him stay there.
Truth!
And let him stay there.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Truth!
If Musk wants to go to Mars... let him go... on his own dime!!!
That would make me happy as fuck!!!
That would make me happy as fuck!!!
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
If Musk wants to go to Mars... let him go... on his own dime!!!
That would make me happy as fuck!!!
That would make me happy as fuck!!!
a lady of the evening, an anchor clanker and a flapper got thrown in the same brig...
Guess what happened next?
Guess what happened next?
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
a lady of the evening, an anchor clanker and a flapper got thrown in the same brig...
Guess what happened next?
Guess what happened next?