Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
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Pinned
Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
“Mine!”
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝…𝐧𝐨𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐨.
February 14, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“Mine!”
*jumps through the window*
He’d prefer to be left alone today.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
*jumps through the window*
*crashes through window*
February 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
*crashes through window*
“Got multiple counts of war crimes”
January 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“Got multiple counts of war crimes”
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seems like we could all add to this list
so prosecute him already...
if it was ANYONE else....
so prosecute him already...
if it was ANYONE else....
January 23, 2026 at 4:38 PM
seems like we could all add to this list
so prosecute him already...
if it was ANYONE else....
so prosecute him already...
if it was ANYONE else....
*gasps to catch her off guard*
"That is true, plus sanity is overrated. Makes you predictable. Insanity makes creativity so much more fun."
“It’s fun……makes me creative”
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
*gasps to catch her off guard*
“It’s fun……makes me creative”
“Boy if that isn’t the understatement of the century.” She chuckled slightly. “But honestly, crazy kind of suits you.”
"there's something wrong with me."
January 22, 2026 at 8:58 PM
“It’s fun……makes me creative”
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“You didn’t bring me, that’s the question I’m on”
So [reader] um hypothetically speaking....would if be bad if i brought the king of hell to earth and lost him at Disney world? Again hypothetically speaking
January 20, 2026 at 5:12 PM
“You didn’t bring me, that’s the question I’m on”
“You know it doesn’t hurt me……I mean I can feel but …ehhhhhhh”
STAB STAB STAB
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 AM
“You know it doesn’t hurt me……I mean I can feel but …ehhhhhhh”
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Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.
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And… the biggest teller of lies and violent rhetoric is….
January 18, 2026 at 12:28 AM
And… the biggest teller of lies and violent rhetoric is….
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As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
As you already well know by now, it's all lies.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
Every single thing anyone in this entire administration says is a lie.
All of it.
Every time.
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He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
He had multiple opportunities to prevent this and deliberately pissed them away.
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[Video] A decade-old clip of Ted Cruz warning Donald Trump would "nuke Denmark" if he were president has resurfaced amid current Greenland invasion talks. "We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would hav...
Source: The Independent
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Source: The Independent
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A decade-old clip of Ted Cruz warning Donald Trump would "nuke Denmark" if he were president has resurfaced amid current Greenland invasion talks. "We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if h...
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January 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
[Video] A decade-old clip of Ted Cruz warning Donald Trump would "nuke Denmark" if he were president has resurfaced amid current Greenland invasion talks. "We’re liable to wake up one morning and Donald, if he were president, would hav...
Source: The Independent
share.newsbreak.com/gspptrj2?s=i16
Source: The Independent
share.newsbreak.com/gspptrj2?s=i16
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He’s a predator defender and pardoner.
That’s what.
Pass it on:
That’s what.
Pass it on:
January 14, 2026 at 8:34 PM
He’s a predator defender and pardoner.
That’s what.
Pass it on:
That’s what.
Pass it on:
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🎩 While visiting Detroit a worker calls Trump a pedophile protector
Trump says “Fuck you” twice before giving the man the middle finger
Trump doesn’t want anyone talking about him & Jeffrey Epstein
He always lashes out when questioned just like when he called the reporter “Piggy”
HE’S GUILTY
Trump says “Fuck you” twice before giving the man the middle finger
Trump doesn’t want anyone talking about him & Jeffrey Epstein
He always lashes out when questioned just like when he called the reporter “Piggy”
HE’S GUILTY
January 14, 2026 at 12:15 AM
🎩 While visiting Detroit a worker calls Trump a pedophile protector
Trump says “Fuck you” twice before giving the man the middle finger
Trump doesn’t want anyone talking about him & Jeffrey Epstein
He always lashes out when questioned just like when he called the reporter “Piggy”
HE’S GUILTY
Trump says “Fuck you” twice before giving the man the middle finger
Trump doesn’t want anyone talking about him & Jeffrey Epstein
He always lashes out when questioned just like when he called the reporter “Piggy”
HE’S GUILTY
The same people who said don’t talk ill of Charlie, fuck them. At this point it’s fair game , so go ahead y’all use the first amendment to express how you feel about him
So basically 27% of the heartless, soulless, gutless brainwashed assholes in MAGA think this was good while the rest of know this was evil incarnate.
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
Poll: Only 27% of Americans think Minneapolis ICE shooting was 'justified'
A majority of Americans (54%) now say ICE is doing more harm than good.
www.yahoo.com
January 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
The same people who said don’t talk ill of Charlie, fuck them. At this point it’s fair game , so go ahead y’all use the first amendment to express how you feel about him
“Oh hey” *pushes the red drenched suspiciously shaped sack out of view*
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
“Oh hey” *pushes the red drenched suspiciously shaped sack out of view*
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January 12, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Seriously??? There could be a "different Trump" in the files. And I thought "Alternative Facts" was a stretch. 🍊💩🤡
January 12, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Seriously??? There could be a "different Trump" in the files. And I thought "Alternative Facts" was a stretch. 🍊💩🤡
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Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
January 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Abolish the crazy thugs at ICE.
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Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
“We dirty talking?”
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 PM
“We dirty talking?”
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This says it all.
January 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
This says it all.