Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
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⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️
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Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
Pinned
Do not own any art & etc
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
Under 18 will be blocked
Kinks depends on mood
Selective & MVP
Experienced & Still learning send starters please or plot
Read pinned & if not please send a stater
If you're going OOC please have a plot
Prefer to wing it in dms & ₽ to plot
“I shove a stick of dynamite up mah ass for explosive shits and giggles”
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
“I shove a stick of dynamite up mah ass for explosive shits and giggles”
“…………gobble gobble”
"I meant in levels of ridiculousness."
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
November 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
“…………gobble gobble”
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
"Okay, we're entering Looney Tunes territory now."
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
“I can be your bugs bunny if you be my Lola bunny…..or Elmer Fudd…..or Daffy Duck….or Yosemite Sam”
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
"So the sweetness is like, as a bonus incentive?!"
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
...
"Hm...not half as bad of an idea..."
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
November 21, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“That or you fuck to make the deal, like tattoo of the contract on your stomach and as they slide right in that’s when the deal is made”
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
"Wouldn't work.
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
The deal is invalid if they didn't consciously know they made it."
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
November 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“That’s why you gotta tell them before they eat it, duh”
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
"...okay."
November 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Put a contract or some edible print on some cupcake or brownie, whatever then when they eat it the deal been made”
“Yush!”
"Sweets?!"
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
“Yush!”
“Sweets
"Elaborate?"
“I could do better than a handshake “
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
“Sweets
“I could do better than a handshake “
"Yeah, a deal.
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
The handshake thingy?
Same shit Lucifer does...or the Radio Demon."
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“I could do better than a handshake “
“Deal?”
November 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
“Deal?”
“Look a puppy!”
" How delightful. . .
More winged pests "
More winged pests "
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
“Look a puppy!”
“Quiet tv time for my cartoons”
Val and Velvette can't talk their way out of this one
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
“Quiet tv time for my cartoons”
“Did it looked cool tho?”
“I have video of you running out like your ass was on fire. I even edited it to look like it was”
November 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“Did it looked cool tho?”
“Let’s pretend you never heard of it”
What is vore.
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Let’s pretend you never heard of it”
“How can I look at sound ?”
🔸' Language please do watch your language darlings.'🔸
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“How can I look at sound ?”
“Hehe, he fucked”
❝ ¡VELVETTE! ¡AYÚDAME POR FAVOR! ❞
Disgruntled, disturbed moth squeaks are escaping the pimp.
Disgruntled, disturbed moth squeaks are escaping the pimp.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Hehe, he fucked”
Oh boy, I was not expecting this or not surprise
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
November 19, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Oh boy, I was not expecting this or not surprise
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#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
November 19, 2025 at 6:58 AM
#GVerse #KingResist #Unite #FBaRmy
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
An ICE Agent was BUSTED by Bloomington Police in "Operation Creep" trying to solicit sex from a minor. When arrested, he said "I'm ICE, boys."
That #FuckICE Agent is toast.
“I stuffed my mouth full of cinnamon rolls”
❝ Here's a bitter pill to swallow for those of you who think you can take digs at me, thinking you're more important than you actually are...
I /own/ you and could sell you off to anyone who asks for any reason.
You're a /product/ and I'm the /provider/. They want you, but not /want/ you. ❞
I /own/ you and could sell you off to anyone who asks for any reason.
You're a /product/ and I'm the /provider/. They want you, but not /want/ you. ❞
November 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
“I stuffed my mouth full of cinnamon rolls”
*waddles by*
November 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
*waddles by*
"Capiche"?! You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?! You better watch your nonaggression, bro!
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
"Capiche"?! You're associating Italian-Americans to intimidation tactics?! You better watch your nonaggression, bro!
To me it’s known as a channel with movies about crazy psycho stalkers who can’t move on or abusive ex who tracks down their ex lover and children then holiday movies during winter
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
To me it’s known as a channel with movies about crazy psycho stalkers who can’t move on or abusive ex who tracks down their ex lover and children then holiday movies during winter
“You don’t seem excited “
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
“You don’t seem excited “
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Tuesday cannot come fast enough….
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Tuesday cannot come fast enough….
*holding a big thick power cable* “trying to watch cartoons”
“ ↯𝕎𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕊𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕟 ℝ𝕚𝕟𝕘𝕤↯
is going on,here?
I waaas enjoying some me-time…”
is going on,here?
I waaas enjoying some me-time…”
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
*holding a big thick power cable* “trying to watch cartoons”