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Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
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Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. (Writer is) Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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· Apr 4
"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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||: You merely adopted the insomnia...
💥/: be our guest
||: I feel like I could compete in this.
December 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
||: You merely adopted the insomnia...
||: I feel like I could compete in this.
💥/: Mars and I need to see who has a more fried sleep schedule
December 30, 2025 at 1:37 PM
||: I feel like I could compete in this.
“Save the siren song for someone who gives a shit.
You already played your hand.
I already told you I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
You already played your hand.
I already told you I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
Would he though?
She pressed into the blade, the tip piercing her skin just enough to make a bead of red swell up.
"Are you not even a little concerned that I'm just in another innocent body, and this time the offering is not the god of floods, but a god of rage or regret?"
She pressed into the blade, the tip piercing her skin just enough to make a bead of red swell up.
"Are you not even a little concerned that I'm just in another innocent body, and this time the offering is not the god of floods, but a god of rage or regret?"
He wipes her snot on her clothes and holstered the gun. He raised a knife to her eye.
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
December 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
“Save the siren song for someone who gives a shit.
You already played your hand.
I already told you I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
You already played your hand.
I already told you I don’t give a fuck who you are.”
“Can’t help you there, Flash. Tech isn’t really my field.
Though if you’re in town I recommend checking out the Garden or Broadway...
You look like you’re into theatre.”
Though if you’re in town I recommend checking out the Garden or Broadway...
You look like you’re into theatre.”
“Huh. Right… yeah… so it is.”
Barry glances around again, frowning as he goes to the window.
“Now why would I have gotten a New York notification in Central City?”
Barry glances around again, frowning as he goes to the window.
“Now why would I have gotten a New York notification in Central City?”
"It's New York.
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
December 30, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“Can’t help you there, Flash. Tech isn’t really my field.
Though if you’re in town I recommend checking out the Garden or Broadway...
You look like you’re into theatre.”
Though if you’re in town I recommend checking out the Garden or Broadway...
You look like you’re into theatre.”
Reposted by 𝘼 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙊𝙣𝙚
December 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
||: Tigress is right though. If my Frank isn't pissing people off, I'm doing something wrong.
December 30, 2025 at 1:14 PM
||: Tigress is right though. If my Frank isn't pissing people off, I'm doing something wrong.
"It's New York.
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
“Oh — I’m uh. The Flash? I’ve got a — a lightning bolt so… not exactly Santa’s elf. Sorry to disappoint,” he ends with a chuckle that quickly peters away.
“Uh, never mind. Did you hear anyone in a scuffle outside or…?”
“Uh, never mind. Did you hear anyone in a scuffle outside or…?”
He furrowed his brow in confusion, and then looked at his radio, realizing it was malfunctioning. He walked over to turn it off.
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
December 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
"It's New York.
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
Bound to be a couple jackasses throwing punches against each other somewhere.
It's how we vent."
He wipes her snot on her clothes and holstered the gun. He raised a knife to her eye.
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
"...nnnyyyaaa..."
"Tchoo!"
How many sneezes is that now?
Her nose bumps off the barrel of his gun.
"Oh dear, I think I sneezed on your weapon."
"Do forgive me."
"Tchoo!"
How many sneezes is that now?
Her nose bumps off the barrel of his gun.
"Oh dear, I think I sneezed on your weapon."
"Do forgive me."
He grabbed her by the collar and put the barrel under her nose.
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
December 30, 2025 at 1:03 PM
He wipes her snot on her clothes and holstered the gun. He raised a knife to her eye.
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
"Let me make somethin' clear here.
I don't fucking care if you're magic, super, or a fucking god. I don't care how much you throw back at me.
I will break you to a pulp, and not to make you regret it, --
"Don't fucking care. You need to be put down."
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"Don't fucking care. You need to be put down."
He grabbed her by the collar and put the barrel under her nose.
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
Was it sadism if she'd been possessing the victim? Didn't that make it masochism?
(it was neither since there was nothing sexual about any of it)
"People always break promises, you know. You shouldn't feel bad about it, I'm sure you tried really very hard to keep the promise." -
(it was neither since there was nothing sexual about any of it)
"People always break promises, you know. You shouldn't feel bad about it, I'm sure you tried really very hard to keep the promise." -
He pulled out a Desert Eagle and winged her shoulder as she finished reminiscing about her sadism.
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
December 30, 2025 at 12:47 PM
He grabbed her by the collar and put the barrel under her nose.
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
"Let me take care of that problem for ya."
||: Villain: "I like hurting innocent people"
Frank
Frank
a bald man says " i took that personally "
ALT: a bald man says " i took that personally "
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December 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
||: Villain: "I like hurting innocent people"
Frank
Frank
He pulled out a Desert Eagle and winged her shoulder as she finished reminiscing about her sadism.
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
"So many innocents. So many that I can't count all of them."
She could. Three had been innocent. The rest... less so. The Deluge wasn't really all that picky.
"I had to throw one down the stairs to break her back. I mean, I was inside her body at the time, so I know how much it hurt."
She could. Three had been innocent. The rest... less so. The Deluge wasn't really all that picky.
"I had to throw one down the stairs to break her back. I mean, I was inside her body at the time, so I know how much it hurt."
"Whatever I would have to do, regardless of the consequences."
December 30, 2025 at 12:39 PM
He pulled out a Desert Eagle and winged her shoulder as she finished reminiscing about her sadism.
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
"Right, so now I have to break a promise to a friend.
And this is gonna hurt a lot."
He furrowed his brow in confusion, and then looked at his radio, realizing it was malfunctioning. He walked over to turn it off.
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
“Hello,” Barry says evenly, placing his hands on his hips.
“Sorry to bother you… I thought I received a distress signal from your home.”
He lays it out plainly, taking the time to survey the house.
“Sorry to bother you… I thought I received a distress signal from your home.”
He lays it out plainly, taking the time to survey the house.
He pauses the sharpening and looks out at the man in red in his safe house people keep finding.
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
December 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He furrowed his brow in confusion, and then looked at his radio, realizing it was malfunctioning. He walked over to turn it off.
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
"False alarm, Christmas Elf... Carry on."
"Whatever I would have to do, regardless of the consequences."
"What would you have done if I had said yes?"
Because honestly, she had lied.
Of course they were innocent, what sort of ancient demonic god of floods wanted non-innocent offerings?
Because honestly, she had lied.
Of course they were innocent, what sort of ancient demonic god of floods wanted non-innocent offerings?
"You saying 'sacrifices' had my radar goin'."
December 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Whatever I would have to do, regardless of the consequences."
"You saying 'sacrifices' had my radar goin'."
"Me? No! Why would I kill innocent people?"
"Not gonna pretend I understand what most of that means...
Did you kill innocent people?"
Did you kill innocent people?"
December 30, 2025 at 12:26 PM
"You saying 'sacrifices' had my radar goin'."
He pauses the sharpening and looks out at the man in red in his safe house people keep finding.
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
Orange lightning zips past him once, then a second time.
Barry speeds into the hallway, speaking into his comms. He’s here because he thought he received a distress signal.
“No one’s here,” he says. “Uh — hello?”
Barry speeds into the hallway, speaking into his comms. He’s here because he thought he received a distress signal.
“No one’s here,” he says. “Uh — hello?”
Frank sharpened one of the stolen Hand swords as he tried to calm his head.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
He pauses the sharpening and looks out at the man in red in his safe house people keep finding.
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
"Aren't you a bit late there, Santa Clause?"
"Not gonna pretend I understand what most of that means...
Did you kill innocent people?"
Did you kill innocent people?"
"The Deluge requires fifteen offerings every summer and winter solstice to keep its flood waters from claiming the land. Sometimes if not enough people can be convinced to go willingly, I have to take over and walk them into the water."
"We were seven short, it was an exhausting night."
"We were seven short, it was an exhausting night."
He turned around to look away.
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"Not gonna pretend I understand what most of that means...
Did you kill innocent people?"
Did you kill innocent people?"
He turned around to look away.
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
"If you wouldn't mind."
So delicately plucking a tissue, only for her to blow her nose surprisingly loud.
"I think I caught a cold when I did all that drowning last week. The water was rather brown."
So delicately plucking a tissue, only for her to blow her nose surprisingly loud.
"I think I caught a cold when I did all that drowning last week. The water was rather brown."
He handed her a small Kleenex packet.
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
He turned around to look away.
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
"How the hell'd you end up drowning?"
He handed her a small Kleenex packet.
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
"Starting to get tingly and a little dizzy."
Now her nose is itchy, but she can't just scratch at it, that would be terrible manners.
Now her nose is itchy, but she can't just scratch at it, that would be terrible manners.
"Four's just gettin' sore."
December 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
He handed her a small Kleenex packet.
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
"I'll turn around if you wanna get that. It's leaking a little."
Frank sharpened one of the stolen Hand swords as he tried to calm his head.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
December 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Frank sharpened one of the stolen Hand swords as he tried to calm his head.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
He promised Spidey he would play armistice until the new year, but the radio still muffled on his desk. The stench of the city still offended him. He slapped the side of his head repetitively, trying to balance himself.
"Four's just gettin' sore."
Sneezes
Sneezes again
“One’s a wish, twos a kiss-“
Another sneeze!
“Oh, threes a disappointment.”
Sneezes again
“One’s a wish, twos a kiss-“
Another sneeze!
“Oh, threes a disappointment.”
December 30, 2025 at 11:08 AM
"Four's just gettin' sore."
𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘥,
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱.
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱.
December 30, 2025 at 8:41 AM
𝘞𝘢𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘛𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘥,
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱.
𝘉𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘭𝘢𝘸 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺, 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘥.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘮.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺 𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘱.
𝘛𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘺-𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘪𝘨 𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘱.
“Sure… Just evil robots.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
“Sure… Just evil robots.”
“Surprised Stark doesn’t have as much child support payments as Logan.”
December 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
“Surprised Stark doesn’t have as much child support payments as Logan.”