Frank Castle
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𝗜'𝗺 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆! 𝗜 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗜 𝗱𝗶𝗱! 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜 𝗗𝗢 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗡𝗘𝗘𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗟𝗣!
Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. Multiverse Friendly.
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Parody account. MCU Portrayal of Frank Castle, The Punisher. Multiverse Friendly.
Courtesy of Fitz
Writer is 30+, MDNI! LEWD DNI!
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"𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘎𝘖𝘋𝘋𝘈𝘔𝘕 𝘚𝘠𝘚𝘛𝘌𝘔! 𝘊𝘏𝘙𝘐𝘚𝘛!"
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He sighed, and drank the coffee.
Kurt would still drop off some chocolates and a hot coffee - in and out before anyone notices.
His friend deserved some kindness, even at a low. Especially at a low.
His friend deserved some kindness, even at a low. Especially at a low.
He’d prefer to be left alone today.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 PM
He sighed, and drank the coffee.
He’d prefer to be left alone today.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
February 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
He’d prefer to be left alone today.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
Hopefully, that should be an easy ask.
@touchlesschere.bsky.social off screen.
Who’s your muse’s valentine?
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 AM
@touchlesschere.bsky.social off screen.
||: I don't want to set the world on fire...
I just want to start.
A flame in your heart.
I just want to start.
A flame in your heart.
February 13, 2026 at 1:33 AM
||: I don't want to set the world on fire...
I just want to start.
A flame in your heart.
I just want to start.
A flame in your heart.
||: Yeah, the worst day would be when we die :P
// i wouldn’t say the absolute worst.
but it’s pretty up there.
but it’s pretty up there.
⠀
/ the worst day for single people?
⠀
/ the worst day for single people?
⠀
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
||: Yeah, the worst day would be when we die :P
Reposted by Frank Castle
// i wouldn’t say the absolute worst.
but it’s pretty up there.
but it’s pretty up there.
⠀
/ the worst day for single people?
⠀
/ the worst day for single people?
⠀
// ……wait, shit. i just realised what saturday is.
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
// i wouldn’t say the absolute worst.
but it’s pretty up there.
but it’s pretty up there.
||: Singles Awareness Day?
// ……wait, shit. i just realised what saturday is.
February 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
||: Singles Awareness Day?
"Sensitive-ass Fed Pony."
February 13, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"Sensitive-ass Fed Pony."
What I think is necessary, and what actions I take, are for me to decide.
February 13, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Cue Frank flying through a brick wall.
He gave a long groan.
"Oh, Elmer's gonna love me after I'm done with you, Seabiscuit!!"
He gave a long groan.
"Oh, Elmer's gonna love me after I'm done with you, Seabiscuit!!"
He mule kicks Frank square in the stomach.
"Suck it up, Buttercup.
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Cue Frank flying through a brick wall.
He gave a long groan.
"Oh, Elmer's gonna love me after I'm done with you, Seabiscuit!!"
He gave a long groan.
"Oh, Elmer's gonna love me after I'm done with you, Seabiscuit!!"
"Suck it up, Buttercup.
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
"Suck it up, Buttercup.
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
Sorry, that was probably yer Dad's name."
“True.”
“Taxes are for schmucks and dumb horses.”
" We do not pay this taxes humans speak of... "
........
" What are taxes host? "
" ........ " ._.
The host wonders how they hell does she know about paying taxes yet at the same time doesn't?????
........
" What are taxes host? "
" ........ " ._.
The host wonders how they hell does she know about paying taxes yet at the same time doesn't?????
February 12, 2026 at 9:56 PM
“True.”
"Love action what?"
“ Uhmmm...So funny thing happened...turns out she's my love action counter part. Help. This feels so wrong ...”
February 11, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"Love action what?"
Not a word usually thrown his way.
He's just looking for a good fight.
He's just looking for a good fight.
Based.
Fist fight with Mark Antony.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Not a word usually thrown his way.
He's just looking for a good fight.
He's just looking for a good fight.
||: Was just thinking, Enid Sinclair would break Frank within a week.
He'd protect her with everything he had. Probably do tea parties too.
He'd protect her with everything he had. Probably do tea parties too.
February 11, 2026 at 10:04 PM
||: Was just thinking, Enid Sinclair would break Frank within a week.
He'd protect her with everything he had. Probably do tea parties too.
He'd protect her with everything he had. Probably do tea parties too.
Nabbed.
Tread carefully.
Tread carefully.
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Nabbed.
Tread carefully.
Tread carefully.
Fist fight with Mark Antony.
If your muse found themselves trapped in Ancient Rome for the rest of their life, what do you think they’d get up to?
February 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Fist fight with Mark Antony.
||: 🎶Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the caaall...🎶
"So you want to go chasing rabbits?"
Drawing in a breath, she glanced back at the camper van.
"She's napping, but I should stay awake and listen out for her."
Drawing in a breath, she glanced back at the camper van.
"She's napping, but I should stay awake and listen out for her."
"My adventures with you are already so wonderful and wild..."
He pulled her close, eyes fluttering open and he nudged her nose with his own.
"Fall asleep with me, and we can see some new worlds together...?"
He paused. A little grin.
"Will Talia need a sitter? She could take a nap with us."
He pulled her close, eyes fluttering open and he nudged her nose with his own.
"Fall asleep with me, and we can see some new worlds together...?"
He paused. A little grin.
"Will Talia need a sitter? She could take a nap with us."
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
||: 🎶Tell 'em a hookah smoking caterpillar has given you the caaall...🎶
He has no idea what X is.
He thinks she's talking about drugs.
He thinks she's talking about drugs.
"Why is Other-Poole talking about Ecstasy?"
February 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
He has no idea what X is.
He thinks she's talking about drugs.
He thinks she's talking about drugs.
"Why is Other-Poole talking about Ecstasy?"
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 AM
"Why is Other-Poole talking about Ecstasy?"
"Can't guarantee that.
More giant robots? God dammit.
Sorry 'bout the bigots. Any I can scare the shit out of for ya?"
More giant robots? God dammit.
Sorry 'bout the bigots. Any I can scare the shit out of for ya?"
"Same amount of bigots, but less giant robots hunting me. No good news, but no bad ones either...
And please, try to make it a habit."
And please, try to make it a habit."
”Not as much as the good ol’ days, but don’t count on it being a habit.
Any good news from Jersey?”
Any good news from Jersey?”
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Can't guarantee that.
More giant robots? God dammit.
Sorry 'bout the bigots. Any I can scare the shit out of for ya?"
More giant robots? God dammit.
Sorry 'bout the bigots. Any I can scare the shit out of for ya?"
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Ain't there a rifle one? That one.
If your muse was in the Olympics, what sport would they compete in?
February 8, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Ain't there a rifle one? That one.
"Actually, yeah.
...You got like a magic crossbow or something that's good with undead shit?"
...You got like a magic crossbow or something that's good with undead shit?"
John grinned as Frank handed him a bottle of whiskey.
"Thanks mate. I appreciate this. Any time ya need something magic related I'm your man."
"Thanks mate. I appreciate this. Any time ya need something magic related I'm your man."
He sighed and leaned against the wall, thinking about his words.
He took out a full bottle of whiskey and poured some of it into a tumbler, then handed the rest to John.
"Cheers to that."
He took out a full bottle of whiskey and poured some of it into a tumbler, then handed the rest to John.
"Cheers to that."
February 8, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"Actually, yeah.
...You got like a magic crossbow or something that's good with undead shit?"
...You got like a magic crossbow or something that's good with undead shit?"