Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
@museforhire69.bsky.social
⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️
(PaRoDy)
Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
(PaRoDy)
Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
*throws myself on the fire, putting out the flame*
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
*throws myself on the fire, putting out the flame*
“A liquid diet?”
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“A liquid diet?”
“She owns the news now?…”
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“She owns the news now?…”
*playing careless whispers In the background while eating a box of cinnamon rolls*
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 PM
*playing careless whispers In the background while eating a box of cinnamon rolls*
“Buffalo dragon titties”
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
“Buffalo dragon titties”
*wearing a luchador outfit*
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
*wearing a luchador outfit*
“Oooooooot”
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Oooooooot”
“Yes”
November 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Yes”
“Already ready to break knee caps”
November 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“Already ready to break knee caps”
“Mucha lucha, mucha lucha….ITS A WAY OF LIFE!”
November 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“Mucha lucha, mucha lucha….ITS A WAY OF LIFE!”
*burst through the walls in a luchador outfit*
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
*burst through the walls in a luchador outfit*
“Shark week ?”
November 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Shark week ?”
*wearing a luchador outfit* “someone said lucha?”
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*wearing a luchador outfit* “someone said lucha?”