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Murpha she/her
@murpha.bsky.social
Just a person.
My dog is named Doug. No regrets
#shedoesntevengohere
Words. No context.
March 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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“They forgot to grease the historical markers” is a sentence that has never been said before and could not be said in any other city
They forgot to grease the historical markers!
January 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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if any Democrats besides AOC want to weigh in about the misrule that's already been prevalent over this first week that'd be pretty cool
January 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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We all made fun of "Somehow, Palpatine returned," but here we fucking are.
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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don’t ask me what my favorite tiktok is. that’s like asking me my who my favorite child is. i’ve never seen any of them before and i don’t know what they’re called
January 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Thanksgiving is over and before Christmas can start, we must have Spotify Unwrapped.
December 2, 2024 at 2:16 AM
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Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Be more specific
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 AM
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How are we calling places “walkable cities” when you can only see the street signs if you are approaching from the car’s direction? Do they think people who are walking don’t need to know where to turn?
November 17, 2024 at 1:24 AM
Go Birds!! 🦅🦅🦅
I’m not sure I’ll have the strength to watch. But Go Birds.
January 15, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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Mace Windu chose a purple lightsaber because his full name was Grimace Windu.
December 24, 2023 at 7:48 PM
#andrebraugher my 18 year old and 13 year old and I agree on nothing except that Andre Braugher is and will always be a genius. RIP my good man. 99!
December 13, 2023 at 3:04 AM
Random Doug photos. Adopt don’t shop and whatnot.
December 1, 2023 at 9:17 PM
Garnet Valley 5k- first with turkey hats, slowest ever. Coincidence?
November 23, 2023 at 5:37 PM
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It's kind of miraculous that we're getting Peter Gabriel songs of this caliber in 2023

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9DL...
Peter Gabriel - i/o (Bright-Side Mix)
i/o is the fourth song from and title track of the forthcoming album by Peter Gabriel. This is the Bright-Side Mix by Mark 'Spike' Stent. Released on the ful...
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November 2, 2023 at 6:25 PM
Best response
I'm gonna be worse than I've ever been
October 25, 2023 at 12:24 AM
LFG #Phillies !!!!
October 25, 2023 at 12:09 AM
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Watching Pump Up the Volume for the first time since 1990 and it really overstates the military/cop resources the FCC has on hand.
October 1, 2023 at 12:54 AM
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I did NOT approve this.
September 7, 2023 at 6:07 AM
Holiday. Spice. Flat. White. @starbucks.bsky.social
Three pumpkin drinks and yet 5 years without the holiday spice flat white. RETVRN.
August 26, 2023 at 10:19 PM
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Alanis Morissette crashes through the underbrush, begins singing
August 15, 2023 at 8:28 AM