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small batch, patiently aged

annoyed but also delighted
so not so much "someone" but he did get beat up
he's clearly very talented and if he wins that'll be cool, but I wonder if maybe ilya malinin needs someone to beat him up a little
February 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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Yeah let's see AI take my job. Let's see chat gpt crack the perfectly timed joke in the zoom meeting. Let's see it brighten everyone's Monday. Get outta here
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
he's clearly very talented and if he wins that'll be cool, but I wonder if maybe ilya malinin needs someone to beat him up a little
February 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
crying! at the olympics
February 8, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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it's funny how the two things people talk about being like, fundamentally soul-altering experiences are 1) getting to see the Earth from outer space and 2) getting to hold a conversation with a Muppet
February 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
we are so back
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I know everyone is curious to hear what I, @muppet.bsky.social, think of the new Muppet Show special.

It's good, and I think it's worth watching and making a small fuss over so that we can get more. Did I ever think I'd pat Seth Rogan on the back? No, no I did not. But I will hand him this one.
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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FADE IN
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up

FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.

Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.

RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!
episode of The Bear where the muppets show up at the restaurant
July 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it's a good day to be a nosy bitch. someone in my complex got a desk delivered from Restoration Hardware, and must have paid extra to have them assemble it. I got to watch them unbox the desk and take it straight into the apartment.

10/10 service, looks like they did a great job, would recommend
January 29, 2026 at 5:37 PM
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January 28, 2026 at 1:51 AM
the girlies [cousins] are fighting in the instagram stories about ICE

u love 2 c it
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
While driving to therapy I saw a vanity plate that said KOKO, so naturally I thought of Koko birkin bag jealousy professor, which made me so happy that I think it cured my depression so I turned the car around
January 14, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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medusa: i don't think this is working

me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little

medusa: we could just watch netflix

me: this has never happened before i swear
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
i love heated rivalry
January 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
clocking in at the cringe factory (agdq)
January 4, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Whoever did the music supervision for Heated Rivalry, your moms a ho.
(You made me cry)
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
This is the post that finally led me to folklore-sky. Thank goodness.
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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chrysanthemums #kidlitart
December 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
for whom does the rice cooker sing?
it sings for thee
December 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
blame it all on my roots
i showed up with newts
December 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Scary Corpo AI Stories To Tell In The Dark: I Uploaded Myself To The Neural Net And I Didn’t Like The Avatar It Produced
December 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Last night, taking the dogs out again, I happened to look up just as an enormous Geminid meteor was streaking across the sky. It broke apart into four pieces as it reached its end.
I saw a very large migrating flock of Sandhill Cranes today, high up in the sky. Heard them before I saw them, actually. One of the dogs pointed his head up and barked once in recognition.

Small daily magic.
December 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I saw a very large migrating flock of Sandhill Cranes today, high up in the sky. Heard them before I saw them, actually. One of the dogs pointed his head up and barked once in recognition.

Small daily magic.
December 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
finally figured out why this song makes me extra sad. he sounds like Kermit's nephew Robin all grown up

do with that what you will

youtu.be/RjIvh-cTyWs?...
Dr. Dog - "Oh My Christmas Tree" (Full Album Stream)
YouTube video by ANTI- Records
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM