Natalie Koch
@muppet.bsky.social
Small batch, patiently aged.
former social media manager | current marketer | not as online as I used to be
📍Louisville, KY
former social media manager | current marketer | not as online as I used to be
📍Louisville, KY
Seeing adult twins in public has the same energy as seeing a dalmatian. Like, I know they must exist, but sightings are rare and mystical.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Seeing adult twins in public has the same energy as seeing a dalmatian. Like, I know they must exist, but sightings are rare and mystical.
Woken up before the sun three days in a row, twice for root canal appts and once to catch a flight. Due to delirium I am taking my own life into my hands aka sharing a political post on Instagram stories.
October 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Woken up before the sun three days in a row, twice for root canal appts and once to catch a flight. Due to delirium I am taking my own life into my hands aka sharing a political post on Instagram stories.
[this account is experiencing sports related anxiety]
October 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
[this account is experiencing sports related anxiety]
everyone is invited to witness the grandeur that is the Plumbing National Championship live and in-person (if you're willing to be in West Palm Beach) next week.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
U.S. Plumbing National Championship
We are looking for the “Best of the Best” to celebrate them and the entire plumbing trade with the first annual US Plumbing National Championship competition.
www.plumbingnationals.com
October 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
everyone is invited to witness the grandeur that is the Plumbing National Championship live and in-person (if you're willing to be in West Palm Beach) next week.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
especially @bencollins.bsky.social who once skeeted a very good screenshot from last year's competition.
Been using the word "druthers" more recently, citing instances in which I might have them and what I might do should I obtain them. Not sure it's been landing with the kind of flair I'm intending.
September 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Been using the word "druthers" more recently, citing instances in which I might have them and what I might do should I obtain them. Not sure it's been landing with the kind of flair I'm intending.
Reposted by Natalie Koch
hey not sure what happened but it seems like I actually got The Rapture'd instead of the other rapture, and the only thing that's different is I have to listen to House of Jealous Lovers on repeat.
it's not that bad, actually.
it's not that bad, actually.
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
hey not sure what happened but it seems like I actually got The Rapture'd instead of the other rapture, and the only thing that's different is I have to listen to House of Jealous Lovers on repeat.
it's not that bad, actually.
it's not that bad, actually.
I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I told a c-suite executive that I like Nerds Gummy Clusters because they satisfy my desire to chew on kinetic sand and I still have a job
Being startled by the toaster always makes me feel like I'm part of a grand tradition
August 31, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Being startled by the toaster always makes me feel like I'm part of a grand tradition
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Big Thief lyrics:
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
August 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Big Thief lyrics:
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
Your heart is like a knish
Unfurling in the vastness of the galaxy
And you granted my wish
Like a cosmic potato genie
MJ Lenderman lyrics:
I am Fat Bastard, and I am Mini-Me
I'm a real disappointment, like Austin Powers 3
been cleaning all day and have come to the conclusion that, actually, it's cool to live in filth and I think maybe we should all embrace it a little more. the crust punks were right.
August 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
been cleaning all day and have come to the conclusion that, actually, it's cool to live in filth and I think maybe we should all embrace it a little more. the crust punks were right.
addicted to making curved line connectors between assets in google slides. send help.
August 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
addicted to making curved line connectors between assets in google slides. send help.
was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded
August 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
was about to tell someone about murray's glasses-eating addiction and then realized how I sounded
You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Actually, you know what? Let’s stop complaining for a second. QT this with a GOOD airport. Defend that title as much or as little as you like. But let’s hear about airports that don’t suck.
August 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
You'll likely never have occasion to be there, but CID - Cedar Rapids, IA - is the cutest, sweetest little airport to ever exist. One time I was there and the Hawkeye mascot was just walking around. Charming.
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
Other notable tiny airports: Burbank, Tampa, Palm Beach
did you know that a juvenile red tailed hawk kinda sounds like a seagull? well, i do now after running through my apartment complex with two dogs trying to find the bird making that noise. (i saw it, it was a baby hawk, and i love it)
August 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
did you know that a juvenile red tailed hawk kinda sounds like a seagull? well, i do now after running through my apartment complex with two dogs trying to find the bird making that noise. (i saw it, it was a baby hawk, and i love it)
Farthest I've been:
N: Ramstein-Miesenbach, Germany
E: Kuwait City, Kuwait
S: Ambouli, Djibouti
W: Point Arena, CA
(interesting exercise for me, since only one of these locations was for vacation. the rest were a single, 6-day, work trip.)
N: Ramstein-Miesenbach, Germany
E: Kuwait City, Kuwait
S: Ambouli, Djibouti
W: Point Arena, CA
(interesting exercise for me, since only one of these locations was for vacation. the rest were a single, 6-day, work trip.)
Farthest I've been:
N: Reykjavík
E: Tokyo
S: Bogotá
W: Bodega Bay, CA
N: Reykjavík
E: Tokyo
S: Bogotá
W: Bodega Bay, CA
Farthest I've been:
N: Marquette, MI
E: Frankfurt, Germany
S: New Orleans, LA
W: Seattle, WA
N: Marquette, MI
E: Frankfurt, Germany
S: New Orleans, LA
W: Seattle, WA
August 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Farthest I've been:
N: Ramstein-Miesenbach, Germany
E: Kuwait City, Kuwait
S: Ambouli, Djibouti
W: Point Arena, CA
(interesting exercise for me, since only one of these locations was for vacation. the rest were a single, 6-day, work trip.)
N: Ramstein-Miesenbach, Germany
E: Kuwait City, Kuwait
S: Ambouli, Djibouti
W: Point Arena, CA
(interesting exercise for me, since only one of these locations was for vacation. the rest were a single, 6-day, work trip.)
Local Louisville musicians keep on winning
I thank my fellow music critics for turning me on to this absolute gem, happy to admit I was sleeping. My newsletter about him and the band and indie sustainability is now one the World Wide Web for all to read www.npr.org/2025/08/06/n...
Indie rock fans, it's time to get on the Ryan Davis bandwagon
Charming critics and audiences with New Threats From The Soul, his funny, loose, reference-packed album, the veteran Louisville musician is having an unlikely breakthrough at 40 years old.
www.npr.org
August 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Local Louisville musicians keep on winning
went to the wilds of Indiana on Saturday. saw some good little things.
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
went to the wilds of Indiana on Saturday. saw some good little things.
Tremendous news. Good for Dave & co. He and the team at WP helped change the landscape of TikTok and prove its usefulness as a medium - excited to see him continue!
July 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Tremendous news. Good for Dave & co. He and the team at WP helped change the landscape of TikTok and prove its usefulness as a medium - excited to see him continue!
Remarkable news: I still fit into a shirt that was purchased for me in 1992.
July 19, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Remarkable news: I still fit into a shirt that was purchased for me in 1992.
until AI can go downstairs and take the meat out of my freezer to defrost for dinner so I don't have to walk down there and do it myself, I won't be using it
July 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
until AI can go downstairs and take the meat out of my freezer to defrost for dinner so I don't have to walk down there and do it myself, I won't be using it
husband pulled my bag of pumpkin seeds out of my office and said "why do you always hide your bird snacks from me"
July 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
husband pulled my bag of pumpkin seeds out of my office and said "why do you always hide your bird snacks from me"
FADE IN
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up
FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.
Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.
RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up
FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.
Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.
RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!
episode of The Bear where the muppets show up at the restaurant
July 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
FADE IN
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up
FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.
Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.
RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!
Several MUPPETS are walking down the street debating where to eat. FOZZIE stops them all short, points up
FOZZIE: Oh wait I know these guys! They're old family friends.
Camera pans up to show THE BEAR restaurant sign. MUPPETS enter.
RITCHIE, exuberant: COUSIN!
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