MTFoyer
@mtfoyer.bsky.social
Finally, someone notices me.
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
August 25, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Finally, someone notices me.
Is it wrong to answer a rhetorical question? Yes. Oops.
August 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Is it wrong to answer a rhetorical question? Yes. Oops.
People keep telling me to keep my head out of the gutter, but it really is the best place to get hit by bowling balls.
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
People keep telling me to keep my head out of the gutter, but it really is the best place to get hit by bowling balls.
Become a horrible magician with this one simple trick!
August 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Become a horrible magician with this one simple trick!
Life must've been so hard before toilets. When would you have had time to check your socials?
July 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Life must've been so hard before toilets. When would you have had time to check your socials?
My bank just sent me a message saying "your account balance could be larger." Ouch.
July 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
My bank just sent me a message saying "your account balance could be larger." Ouch.
When people say "snitches get stitches" they must be talking about those with socialized healthcare.
June 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When people say "snitches get stitches" they must be talking about those with socialized healthcare.
My only solace is that each day brings him one day closer to death.
June 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
My only solace is that each day brings him one day closer to death.
135 is the new 30.
Goliath had been paired with several female tortoises before, in hopes of producing a hatchling, but the process wasn't successful until earlier this month.
Goliath the Galápagos tortoise celebrated his first Father's Day and 135th birthday
Goliath had been paired with several female tortoises before, in hopes of producing a hatchling, but the process wasn't successful until earlier this month.
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June 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
135 is the new 30.
It's the royal "we".
"No, no, we're not a king, we’re not a king at all.". Yes, that's a quote. If I thought he had the slightest inkling of grammar, I'd find it funny.
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
It's the royal "we".
RIP to one of the greatest.
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Mouthful Of Sores
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June 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
RIP to one of the greatest.
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The specter of Hitler's moustache has made its appearance at Trump's parade.
June 14, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The specter of Hitler's moustache has made its appearance at Trump's parade.
This electric hand dryer is amazing - eco-friendly, touch-free, anti-bacterial, sleek, polished chrome metal, whisper-quiet, and unable to sense when my hands are under it.
June 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
This electric hand dryer is amazing - eco-friendly, touch-free, anti-bacterial, sleek, polished chrome metal, whisper-quiet, and unable to sense when my hands are under it.
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Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
May 30, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.
If a cop loses his western tie, does he put out a bolo BOLO?
May 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If a cop loses his western tie, does he put out a bolo BOLO?
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"Of 1,600 [STEM students] who responded to a March poll... three out of four said they were considering leaving the country because of the Trump administration’s policies."
The brain drain is real and will have massive impacts on our economy in the future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/b...
The brain drain is real and will have massive impacts on our economy in the future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/b...
The World Is Wooing U.S. Researchers Shunned by Trump
www.nytimes.com
May 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
"Of 1,600 [STEM students] who responded to a March poll... three out of four said they were considering leaving the country because of the Trump administration’s policies."
The brain drain is real and will have massive impacts on our economy in the future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/b...
The brain drain is real and will have massive impacts on our economy in the future.
www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/b...
To a bad translator, "butt dial" and "booty call" are synonymous.
May 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
To a bad translator, "butt dial" and "booty call" are synonymous.
An American pope? In THIS economy?
May 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
An American pope? In THIS economy?
In related news, ICE officials deport newly tattooed tardigrade with "clear ties" to MS-13.
ScienceAdviser: Tardigrade tattoos could portend a new era of biomedicine
Today in Science and science: Predicting volcanic activity, the oldest known ant, and more
www.science.org
April 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
In related news, ICE officials deport newly tattooed tardigrade with "clear ties" to MS-13.
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I see a bright future for irrational optimism
April 17, 2025 at 11:45 AM
I see a bright future for irrational optimism
The most accurate description of Musk yet, thanks to RFK.
April 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
The most accurate description of Musk yet, thanks to RFK.
I think people who criticize banana republics and kangaroo courts forget how funny the names are.
April 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I think people who criticize banana republics and kangaroo courts forget how funny the names are.
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Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
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The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
April 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.