Kristi ✨
@mskristi5.bsky.social
My posts are my own, they do not represent anything besides me as an individual. Mom of 2, lover of sports and nature, bookworm, feminist. Big believer in live and let live.
🫶🏼✌🏼🏳️🌈 #RuleTheJungle #BBN #ATOBTTR #MeToo #Democracy #606Raised
🫶🏼✌🏼🏳️🌈 #RuleTheJungle #BBN #ATOBTTR #MeToo #Democracy #606Raised
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We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.
Just out here educating
October 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just out here educating
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No surprise that the administration that restored the Confederate names of military bases doesn’t want to celebrate freeing enslaved people.
June 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
No surprise that the administration that restored the Confederate names of military bases doesn’t want to celebrate freeing enslaved people.
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My theory about bbq places:
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
June 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My theory about bbq places:
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
The better the bread, the worse everything else is.
If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.
If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.
Anyone else wanna dress up as handmaids and trick or treat as a mass group in a Trump town this year for Halloween? #Handmaid
the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals
Alt: the handmaid 's tale is being advertised by hulu originals
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June 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Anyone else wanna dress up as handmaids and trick or treat as a mass group in a Trump town this year for Halloween? #Handmaid
Y’all, I recently reactivated my Facebook. Apparently there is someone in my hometown driving around throwing goldfish at people.
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of an american flag
Alt: Obama in a suit and tie stands in front of two microphones in front of an american flag making a WTF face
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Y’all, I recently reactivated my Facebook. Apparently there is someone in my hometown driving around throwing goldfish at people.
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Can someone tell me why anytime I post something political on twitter, I suddenly get hordes of Elon clone followers?
That app is trash
That app is trash
May 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Can someone tell me why anytime I post something political on twitter, I suddenly get hordes of Elon clone followers?
That app is trash
That app is trash
I own a Stanley now guys, very demure.
April 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I own a Stanley now guys, very demure.
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Mother Earth Fired for Being DEI Planet: tinyurl.com/6uamjf45
April 14, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Mother Earth Fired for Being DEI Planet: tinyurl.com/6uamjf45
Bought my Mom and I a matching set 😎
April 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Bought my Mom and I a matching set 😎
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Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
April 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal
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We are way past impeachment time
April 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We are way past impeachment time
Eat the
…I mean TAX the rich
…I mean TAX the rich
April 15, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Eat the
…I mean TAX the rich
…I mean TAX the rich
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Elections have consequences
April 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Elections have consequences
This was right before I got all stirrup-ed up to see the #Gynocologist
April 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This was right before I got all stirrup-ed up to see the #Gynocologist
LORD HAVE MERCY, the amount of rage tweets I typed and never sent to the ignorant red hat base today.
a woman in a blue shirt is talking on a television screen
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is talking on a television screen
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
LORD HAVE MERCY, the amount of rage tweets I typed and never sent to the ignorant red hat base today.
Me - took the day off for basketball. Is there anything better?
March 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me - took the day off for basketball. Is there anything better?
The way my man folded me like a pretzel 🥨 last night
a close up of a woman 's face with a white shirt on
Alt: a close up of a woman 's face with a white shirt on
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March 16, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The way my man folded me like a pretzel 🥨 last night
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Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
March 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Funny....All of a sudden, no one's performing arbitrary sex-change operations on unexpecting grade-schoolers anymore.
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Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
ALT: a man is covering his eyes with his hands in front of a group of men .
media.tenor.com
March 4, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped.
American voters:
American voters:
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The United States is no longer the leader of the free world.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
March 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The United States is no longer the leader of the free world.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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I ❤️ Seth McFarland. This put a smile on my face. #FamilyGuy
February 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I ❤️ Seth McFarland. This put a smile on my face. #FamilyGuy