Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism)
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She/her/hers, it/its. 18+, MDNI. Trans woman, but more importantly, complete idiot.
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Happy Daniel Hannon Day to all who celebrate it. I hope you all enjoy the fireworks as we mark perhaps the worst piece of political forecasting going.
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June 24, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Happy Daniel Hannon Day to all who celebrate it. I hope you all enjoy the fireworks as we mark perhaps the worst piece of political forecasting going.
www.reaction.life/p/britain-lo...
www.reaction.life/p/britain-lo...
British Gas: "We'll give you half-price electricity! On a Sunday. Between 11am and 4pm. If you meet our stringent eligibility criteria. And we'll bill you the normal amount, and only send you the credit two weeks later. Maybe."
My partner: *knits furiously in disabled*
#BritishGas #PeakSave
My partner: *knits furiously in disabled*
#BritishGas #PeakSave
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
British Gas: "We'll give you half-price electricity! On a Sunday. Between 11am and 4pm. If you meet our stringent eligibility criteria. And we'll bill you the normal amount, and only send you the credit two weeks later. Maybe."
My partner: *knits furiously in disabled*
#BritishGas #PeakSave
My partner: *knits furiously in disabled*
#BritishGas #PeakSave
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am CSIDÖNPYH. While it sounds like the kind of name said three times in front of a bathroom mirror in a horror film, it is actually a small bathroom shelving unit.
I am CSIDÖNPYH. While it sounds like the kind of name said three times in front of a bathroom mirror in a horror film, it is actually a small bathroom shelving unit.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am HSÄRC. A prototype of the BLÅHAJ that was exactly the same except it had really cunty lipstick and DSLs.
I am HSÄRC. A prototype of the BLÅHAJ that was exactly the same except it had really cunty lipstick and DSLs.
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am YTILÄMRÖN, supposedly a wall mounted spice rack but the box only contains human(?) teeth, an Allen wrench, and a jar containing a thin orange paste that is labeled "Sprëad".
The instructions could not be more clear.
I am YTILÄMRÖN, supposedly a wall mounted spice rack but the box only contains human(?) teeth, an Allen wrench, and a jar containing a thin orange paste that is labeled "Sprëad".
The instructions could not be more clear.
December 1, 2024 at 1:15 PM
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.
I am CSIDÖNPYH. While it sounds like the kind of name said three times in front of a bathroom mirror in a horror film, it is actually a small bathroom shelving unit.
I am CSIDÖNPYH. While it sounds like the kind of name said three times in front of a bathroom mirror in a horror film, it is actually a small bathroom shelving unit.