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Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism)
@mshypnodisc38.bsky.social
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She/her/hers, it/its. 18+, MDNI. Trans woman, but more importantly, complete idiot.
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"Yes, I licked the screen. I'm not lying nor denying it." Each sentence is accompanied by a picture of an anime girl with greyish hair. I don't know who it is. Probably one of the innumerable waifus shat out by the Hoyoverse.
October 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Happy birthday! Here is my cat, and my cat, and my cat.
A smallish black cat, comfortably asleep in a loaf position on a soft grey rug. His name is Bink; more accurately, his name is Binx, like the cat in Hocus Pocus, but he is too small to contain multiple Binx, and therefore he is Bink. A tuxedo-pattern cat sitting on a shoebox and facing the camera. He is a very elegant cat, with excellent white whiskers and unusual toes on his front feet - the whole of his legs are pure black, save for the toes, which are pure white, as if they have been sneakily dipped in cream. His name is Suleiman The Magnificat, Guardian Of The Sublime Purrte, Sultan Of The Cattoman Empire. This is because I am normal. An incredibly photogenic grey tabby is curled up in an approximate circle on top of a clothing storage bag. She is looking at the camera with big round eyes and an expression of utmost contentment. Her name is Grudge, after the cat from Star Trek; while she enjoys posing for photos and being incredibly cute, she is very affectionate - and expresses that affection through the medium of Put In Mouth And Nibble.
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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British Gas: "We'll give you half-price electricity! On a Sunday. Between 11am and 4pm. If you meet our stringent eligibility criteria. And we'll bill you the normal amount, and only send you the credit two weeks later. Maybe."
My partner: *knits furiously in disabled*
#BritishGas #PeakSave
A nonbinary person, angry at being condescended to by a utilities company advert, is biting a pair of knitting needles in their mouth out of frustration. They are knitting a scarf out of pink wool, and are under a thick green blanket.
January 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM