Swrimech (Self-Writing Mechanism)
@mshypnodisc38.bsky.social
She/her/hers, it/its. 18+, MDNI. Trans woman, but more importantly, complete idiot.
Posting cryptitties is fine but some guy will always ask u to show Bigfeet
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Posting cryptitties is fine but some guy will always ask u to show Bigfeet
Ah yes
Cryptits
Cryptits
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Ah yes
Cryptits
Cryptits
Haurche might have three legs but none of them are allowed to have a stilt on.
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Haurche might have three legs but none of them are allowed to have a stilt on.
please do not lick the dinosaurs =]
November 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
please do not lick the dinosaurs =]
Appreciating the trans pride colour scheme there. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, no matter the opinions of an overrated children's author.
October 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Appreciating the trans pride colour scheme there. Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, no matter the opinions of an overrated children's author.
The man actively funds the LDS Church, an organisation so antithetical to the stated values of Magic as a group that it is almost comical. That he has written books people like does not exempt him from criticism, nor should it.
I like Bloomburrow. I don't like homophobic churches.
I like Bloomburrow. I don't like homophobic churches.
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The man actively funds the LDS Church, an organisation so antithetical to the stated values of Magic as a group that it is almost comical. That he has written books people like does not exempt him from criticism, nor should it.
I like Bloomburrow. I don't like homophobic churches.
I like Bloomburrow. I don't like homophobic churches.
The only time 1985 has been good was when it was covered live by Richard Thompson as part of his Thousand Years Of Popular Music thing.
October 10, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The only time 1985 has been good was when it was covered live by Richard Thompson as part of his Thousand Years Of Popular Music thing.
Looks like it's really difficult to get from one end to the other! If only there was some way to connect them at high speed...
October 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Looks like it's really difficult to get from one end to the other! If only there was some way to connect them at high speed...
Eelektross. He's my favourite boy. My happy wiggly man. And yet, there is an immense paucity of merch for him. He got a Sitting Cutie because everything does; he's had a phone stand in the new long mons merch line (idk the name); that's pretty much it. Even his prevo Eelektrik got a giant plush.
October 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Eelektross. He's my favourite boy. My happy wiggly man. And yet, there is an immense paucity of merch for him. He got a Sitting Cutie because everything does; he's had a phone stand in the new long mons merch line (idk the name); that's pretty much it. Even his prevo Eelektrik got a giant plush.
Land mewne? Purrtillery ordnance? I've got something for this...
AHA! FRAND GRENADE. There we go.
AHA! FRAND GRENADE. There we go.
September 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Land mewne? Purrtillery ordnance? I've got something for this...
AHA! FRAND GRENADE. There we go.
AHA! FRAND GRENADE. There we go.
you present to the world a white haired, oiled up, skinny little twink with dead eyes and handlebars? and this is not suggestive? graham this is literally astarion if you stripped him, rubbed him down with clarified butter, and nailed bits of deer to his head.
i am joking, but not by much. =]
i am joking, but not by much. =]
September 11, 2025 at 6:58 AM
you present to the world a white haired, oiled up, skinny little twink with dead eyes and handlebars? and this is not suggestive? graham this is literally astarion if you stripped him, rubbed him down with clarified butter, and nailed bits of deer to his head.
i am joking, but not by much. =]
i am joking, but not by much. =]
Could've been worse. You could have been calling him Gump.
September 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Could've been worse. You could have been calling him Gump.
People like the things I make. Sometimes even enough to spur their own creativity. I love that I can make that happen.
September 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
People like the things I make. Sometimes even enough to spur their own creativity. I love that I can make that happen.
Imagining a 16bit cover of Too Tough Terry as your Fighting Game stage music
September 7, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Imagining a 16bit cover of Too Tough Terry as your Fighting Game stage music
Avenue Q, and I mean this as the gravest possible insult to both Avenue Q and the United States.
September 4, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Avenue Q, and I mean this as the gravest possible insult to both Avenue Q and the United States.
Binx is incredibly affectionate and loves nothing more than to rub his face on your face. He's a lap cat only in the sense that he uses it as a stepping stone toward becoming the world's first nostril cat. He will receive many headpats, as shall they all. =]
September 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Binx is incredibly affectionate and loves nothing more than to rub his face on your face. He's a lap cat only in the sense that he uses it as a stepping stone toward becoming the world's first nostril cat. He will receive many headpats, as shall they all. =]
Thank you! I'm glad you like them. They bring me a lot of comfort.
September 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you! I'm glad you like them. They bring me a lot of comfort.
They are, respectively, Binx, Suleiman the Magnificat, and Grudge. I put them in the alt text on the images =]
September 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
They are, respectively, Binx, Suleiman the Magnificat, and Grudge. I put them in the alt text on the images =]
Happy birthday! Here is my cat, and my cat, and my cat.
September 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Happy birthday! Here is my cat, and my cat, and my cat.
Honestly this image is telling me that @wib.bsky.social would look surprisingly good with a nose ring...
August 31, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Honestly this image is telling me that @wib.bsky.social would look surprisingly good with a nose ring...
His name is Neville and he runs a board game night in an old shipping container at the bottom of the Atlantic
August 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
His name is Neville and he runs a board game night in an old shipping container at the bottom of the Atlantic
scryfall.com/card/mom/92/...
Mudcreep didn't show up in Aftermath so I am choosing to believe it's fine my daughter is fine my precious it/its fungusgirlthing is FINE-
Mudcreep didn't show up in Aftermath so I am choosing to believe it's fine my daughter is fine my precious it/its fungusgirlthing is FINE-
Blightreaper Thallid // Blightsower Thallid
{1}{B} • Creature — Fungus // Creature — Phyrexian Fungus • 2/2 • {3}{G/P}: Transform this creature. Activate only as a sorcery. ({G/P} can be paid with either {G} or 2 life.) • March of the Machine (...
scryfall.com
August 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
scryfall.com/card/mom/92/...
Mudcreep didn't show up in Aftermath so I am choosing to believe it's fine my daughter is fine my precious it/its fungusgirlthing is FINE-
Mudcreep didn't show up in Aftermath so I am choosing to believe it's fine my daughter is fine my precious it/its fungusgirlthing is FINE-
In March of the Machine, there is a thallid who gets corrupted by Phyrexian oil and becomes compleated. I have never been more viscerally angry at Phyrexia than in that moment.
August 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
In March of the Machine, there is a thallid who gets corrupted by Phyrexian oil and becomes compleated. I have never been more viscerally angry at Phyrexia than in that moment.
I will join the people recommending Changing Rooms to you, because it is this show but British and somehow even more unhinged.
August 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I will join the people recommending Changing Rooms to you, because it is this show but British and somehow even more unhinged.