Mrs PJ Haverstock
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally.
https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock
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I DON’T USE AI!
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
Face + scent
Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Face + scent
Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
I love good lighting and a good corset 🥰💖💖
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I love good lighting and a good corset 🥰💖💖
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One of my favorite smut pics I’ve ever taken! It feels very vintage porn to me, and I love that.
August 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
One of my favorite smut pics I’ve ever taken! It feels very vintage porn to me, and I love that.
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October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I want for you to be able to be your authentic self, and find joy in that.
🫶🫶🫶
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September 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I want for you to be able to be your authentic self, and find joy in that.
🫶🫶🫶
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I know it’s hard, but try not to compare yourself to others… celebrate YOUR wins! You have 10 more subscribers this month? Celebrate! You made enough to completely cover that bill? YES! Someone you look up to liked one of your posts? Get it! 💖💖💖
#CreatorAdvice
#CreatorAdvice
February 8, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I know it’s hard, but try not to compare yourself to others… celebrate YOUR wins! You have 10 more subscribers this month? Celebrate! You made enough to completely cover that bill? YES! Someone you look up to liked one of your posts? Get it! 💖💖💖
#CreatorAdvice
#CreatorAdvice
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Who wants to live here with me??
January 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Who wants to live here with me??
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10 horror movies to get to know me (in no order) 🍿
1. Banshee Chapter
2. I am the pretty thing that lives in the house
3. Hereditary
4. Dr. Sleep
5. The Omen
6. Halloween (1978)
7. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
8. Suspiria (2018)
9. The Dark and the Wicked
10. American Mary
1. Banshee Chapter
2. I am the pretty thing that lives in the house
3. Hereditary
4. Dr. Sleep
5. The Omen
6. Halloween (1978)
7. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
8. Suspiria (2018)
9. The Dark and the Wicked
10. American Mary
10 Horror Movies to get to know me.
(in no order)
1. Event Horizon
2. The Cabin in The Woods
3. Hellraiser (most, even the shitty ones)
4. The Crow (original)
5. "Critters" franchise
6. "The Cube" franchise
7. The Fly
8. House of 1,000 Corpses
9. Phantasm (franchise)
10. Puppetmaster (franchise)
(in no order)
1. Event Horizon
2. The Cabin in The Woods
3. Hellraiser (most, even the shitty ones)
4. The Crow (original)
5. "Critters" franchise
6. "The Cube" franchise
7. The Fly
8. House of 1,000 Corpses
9. Phantasm (franchise)
10. Puppetmaster (franchise)
10 Horror Movies to get to know me. 📺
1. Halloween '78
2. Halloween II '81
3. Texas Chain Saw Massacre
4. Night of the Living Dead '68
5. Re-Animator
6. Scream '96
7) From Dusk Till Dawn
8) Bride of Frankenstein
9) The Exorcist
10) Bride of Chucky
1. Halloween '78
2. Halloween II '81
3. Texas Chain Saw Massacre
4. Night of the Living Dead '68
5. Re-Animator
6. Scream '96
7) From Dusk Till Dawn
8) Bride of Frankenstein
9) The Exorcist
10) Bride of Chucky
November 11, 2024 at 8:12 PM
10 horror movies to get to know me (in no order) 🍿
1. Banshee Chapter
2. I am the pretty thing that lives in the house
3. Hereditary
4. Dr. Sleep
5. The Omen
6. Halloween (1978)
7. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
8. Suspiria (2018)
9. The Dark and the Wicked
10. American Mary
1. Banshee Chapter
2. I am the pretty thing that lives in the house
3. Hereditary
4. Dr. Sleep
5. The Omen
6. Halloween (1978)
7. The Blackcoat’s Daughter
8. Suspiria (2018)
9. The Dark and the Wicked
10. American Mary
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Some autumn garden pics…
October 20, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Some autumn garden pics…
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Ain’t no humor like Sisyphean humor… Sisyphean humor don’t stop…
(Seriously, it doesn’t, he’s on that hill for eternity)
(Seriously, it doesn’t, he’s on that hill for eternity)
October 22, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Ain’t no humor like Sisyphean humor… Sisyphean humor don’t stop…
(Seriously, it doesn’t, he’s on that hill for eternity)
(Seriously, it doesn’t, he’s on that hill for eternity)
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It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...
How to Build an Outdoor Shelter
Building an outdoor cat shelter is cheap, easy, and your feline friends will love it! See Alley Cat Allies Step-by-Step guide to build an outdoor cat shelter.
www.alleycat.org
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...
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Justin O'Neal
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Justin O'Neal
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Big boobs, bikinis and armpits 🥵🥵🥵
@ladyoftheisland.bsky.social
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
@bayesianash.bsky.social
#armpitfan #armpitlover
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@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
@bayesianash.bsky.social
#armpitfan #armpitlover
November 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Big boobs, bikinis and armpits 🥵🥵🥵
@ladyoftheisland.bsky.social
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
@bayesianash.bsky.social
#armpitfan #armpitlover
@ladyoftheisland.bsky.social
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
@bayesianash.bsky.social
#armpitfan #armpitlover
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jack off all trades? sorry, I only jack off electricians and HVAC guys...plumbers and carpenters, keep searching!
November 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
jack off all trades? sorry, I only jack off electricians and HVAC guys...plumbers and carpenters, keep searching!
Yo, Insomnia, I’ve been awake for like 28 hours… can you please leave now…
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Yo, Insomnia, I’ve been awake for like 28 hours… can you please leave now…
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Wim Wenders •
Tokyo, 1977
Tokyo, 1977
November 6, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Wim Wenders •
Tokyo, 1977
Tokyo, 1977
I DON’T USE AI!
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I DON’T USE AI!
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.
#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
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Describe your cat’s personality with one photo…
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Describe your cat’s personality with one photo…
Rise and shine skeethearts! ☀️
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Rise and shine skeethearts! ☀️
I hate when I see someone cool that I want to follow, and then I check out their profile and they’re obviously in a retweet group… 🫤
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I hate when I see someone cool that I want to follow, and then I check out their profile and they’re obviously in a retweet group… 🫤
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Spotify is running ads recruiting more ICE agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities, so we’re calling on users to stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops streaming fascism: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
November 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Spotify is running ads recruiting more ICE agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities, so we’re calling on users to stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops streaming fascism: indivisible.org/cancel-spoti... #CancelSpotify
FINALLY got to see this about a week ago, and it was so good! Very creepy and weird, with some unexpected humor also. If you liked Barbarian or Longlegs, you’ll like this one… and try not to read anything about it before you watch!
#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
FINALLY got to see this about a week ago, and it was so good! Very creepy and weird, with some unexpected humor also. If you liked Barbarian or Longlegs, you’ll like this one… and try not to read anything about it before you watch!
#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
Fishnet Friday and…
Frankenstein Friday??
Frankenstein Friday??
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fishnet Friday and…
Frankenstein Friday??
Frankenstein Friday??