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Mrs PJ Haverstock
@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social
15K followers 450 following 7.7K posts
She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally.

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I think the skyline needs some more cuteness! This is one of my favorite foster kitten photos that I’ve taken… she is just so quintessentially kitten!!

#Kitten
#FosterKitten
#AdoptDontShop
#ToeBeans
A very sweet looking grey tabby kitten is sleeping by a window. You can see her white boots and pink toe beans.
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Good morning ☀️☀️☀️
Mrs PJ in the sunlight in a lacy white bra, with her hair up in a bun.
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I’ve always liked this one (Issey Miyake) too, and I believe it’s fairly easy to find!
Issey Miyake perfume
November 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Face + scent

Like afternoon tea with your favorite, slightly sexy, librarian…
PJ looking into the distance with a slight smile, her hair is long and wavy, and spilling over one shoulder. A bottle of “Dear Polly” perfume by Vilhelm.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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I love good lighting and a good corset 🥰💖💖
Mrs PJ in profile, wearing a blush colored corset. The entire pic is in soft sepia tones.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I DON’T USE AI!

It’s inauthentic, looks like crap, and is super bad for the environment. My pics and videos are always me, never AI generated… not here, and certainly not on my fan pages.

#Authentic
#NoAISlop
#FlawsAndAll
Mrs H standing nude in her bedroom with her hair up in a bun, in soft natural light.
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Describe your cat’s personality with one photo…
A wide eyed looking grey tabby cat… he’s stoked on life!
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Rise and shine skeethearts! ☀️
PJ backlit by a sunny window. She’s wearing pink panties and standing with her arms over her head.
November 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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FINALLY got to see this about a week ago, and it was so good! Very creepy and weird, with some unexpected humor also. If you liked Barbarian or Longlegs, you’ll like this one… and try not to read anything about it before you watch!

#HorrorFilms
#FilmSky
Movie poster for “Weapons”, showing children running down a street at night.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Fishnet Friday and…
Frankenstein Friday??
Mrs H dressed up as the bride of Frankenstein, in a sheer white nightie and gloves, and white fishnet stockings. She’s lounging on a gray chair with her boobs out.
November 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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This hotel room has ALL the amenities…
Mrs H wearing blush colored lingerie and lounging on a bench at the foot of a four poster bed.
November 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Portrait of Insomnia.

Whenever I can’t sleep, my little man sticks with me & gives me company and snuggles… 🥰💖
PJ on her couch in a fuzzy gray sweater, snuggled up with a warm blanket and a gray tabby cat.
November 5, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Happy Tuesday!!
Not gonna lie, my boobs are pretty impressive in this one! Yowza!

#TittyTuesday
PJ pulling up her tee shirt to reveal her bare boobs, which are looking extra bountiful today!
November 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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I love autumnal Stardew Valley the most! 🍁🌻🍄🍎🎃🍂

#StardewValley
#AutumnVibes
Screenshot of an autumnal Stardew Valley farm, with pumpkins, sunflowers, and apple trees.
November 4, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Alright, who ordered the pumpkin spice loaf??
An orange cat sitting in the sunshine in loaf formation.
November 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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#MonochromeMonday
#MilfMonday
#MombodMonday
#MassiveMammaryMonday

I think we’ve got it all covered…
(Plus some armpits for a special friend 😉)
A black and white picture of PJ, wearing black strappy lingerie, with her breasts exposed and her arms stretched up behind her head.
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Two cookies?? Who the hell eats two cookies and then calls it a day?
#MoreLikeTwentyTwo
A picture of a nutrition label for cookies, which lists a serving size of “2 cookies”.
November 3, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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🍂 lf you're a sex worker, quote with your fave recent lewd and how long you've been in the business 🍂

4 and 1/2 years 😊
Mrs PJ looking very milfy in a lacy white mom bra.
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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This came in the post today, and I’m excited!! I buy this short story anthology every year, and it’s always great. Excellent writing, creative, and topical. And every year has a few stories that are so good they stick with you forever (& often inspire a new perspective).
Picture of “The Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy’, a yearly short story anthology.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Something a little different for you…

#SinfulSunday
PJ lounging on a bed in black strappy lingerie, a black mask covering her eyes, and nipple clamps.
November 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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What are you waiting for???
A screenshot of PJ’s OnlyFans page… sure looks like fun!
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Waiting for my monster… 🖤

#Halloween
#HalloWeekend
#ClassicHorror
Mrs H dressed up as the bride of Frankenstein. She’s wearing a sheer white nighty and white gloves, and has the dark hair with the signature white streak.
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Oooh, ooh, I have a BOOOObies pic too!! 👻👻👻 Anyone else want to join us??
A “ghost”, which is actually a woman in a white sheet with her bare boobs sticking out through two holes!
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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This lady, even though she’s SUPER TIRED, still did her treadmill workout!! 🥵🥵🥵
PJ in a black and yellow tee shirt, in her basement gym, making a scrunch face at the camera.
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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What up witches??
Mrs H in purple and black lace lingerie, purple and black striped stockings, and a black witch’s hat.
October 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM