Mr Shaker
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Mr Shaker
@mrshaker.bsky.social
Experienced, Cultured, Delightful. Lol.
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Time for that old Marie Curie music
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Bigger than the Louvre.

The new Grand Egyptian Museum officially opened on Nov 1st. It's situated next to the Giza Pyramids and is known as "the largest archaeological museum on Earth."

It houses over 100,000 ancient artifacts, including the entire treasure of Tutankhamun.

#egyptology #museum
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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The emotional reunions between saved animals and the humans who rescued them.

🥲💙💛💖

#reunions #reactions #feelgood
#kindness
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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sure sex is great but have you ever plugged in a usb the first time
November 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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My recollection of the first Epstein case is that many hard drives were seized by the Miami Dade Sheriff and those gold mines of evidence “went missing” soon after. Who has them. Because someone does.
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Limbering up before meeting Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The piss tank on the ISS is now 66% full.
November 16, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Reporter: Have you ruled out a pardon for Ghislaine Maxwell?

Trump: “I haven’t even thought about it. I haven’t thought about for months. Maybe I haven’t thought about it at all…I don’t rule it in or out”
November 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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a Happy Meal would be if he choked to death on his fucking Big Mac
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Would a blowjob from Donald Trump count as anal?
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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i dated a girl like that once
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Waking from a heavy night out. Full of trepidation as there is another person in my bed. I am urgently thinking about who that might be
November 16, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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A horse of course
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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The priest I showed being arrested earlier via Reuters tiktok live.
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Hello, Bluesky!
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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Want a refund? Simply go to the desk between gate 4 and 5. Then past it and down the corridor to the bus stop, to the Outer Hebrides. Get off, then two ferries and a cycle later, you’re there. At the beginning of a 3,256 foot climb. At the top ask for Morag. She's not often in.
November 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Employee of the month goes to baggage handler Lee Kwan! Found out his wife was getting a bigger package from someone else yet he still turned up for work. You'd never have known. Top lad. 🏆
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Bill should post:
"Not as good as Monica.
Zero stars"
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Trump: Getting an MRI is very standard. The doctor said it was the best result he has ever seen. The result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Contemplating entering the water...
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I'm going to a brunch today... 1230 start. Slated for 12 hours. Please send an ambulance.
November 15, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:39 AM