Jordan Blaxill
@mrjordanblaxill.bsky.social
Professional Theatre Educator, Semi professional person faker, wannabe video games journalist, father, Brit & Gooner
I don’t know who this commentator is on the Premier League coverage on Fubo but he is absolutely terrible.
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I don’t know who this commentator is on the Premier League coverage on Fubo but he is absolutely terrible.
If you are a dance studio and you aren’t leaning into KPop Demon Hunters inspired Fall classes then you just don’t like money I guess.
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
If you are a dance studio and you aren’t leaning into KPop Demon Hunters inspired Fall classes then you just don’t like money I guess.
Disappointing in the end but not much you can do when someone thwacks it in from 30 yards. Not overly concerned with the performance and it’s not these games that ultimately decide the title.
August 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Disappointing in the end but not much you can do when someone thwacks it in from 30 yards. Not overly concerned with the performance and it’s not these games that ultimately decide the title.
Losing that control we have had for most of this match
August 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Losing that control we have had for most of this match
I’ll take that first half. Not exactly a spectacle but solid and Noni looks a threat. Reckon we’ll get a bit more fizz when some attacking subs come on around 60/70 mins.
August 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’ll take that first half. Not exactly a spectacle but solid and Noni looks a threat. Reckon we’ll get a bit more fizz when some attacking subs come on around 60/70 mins.
None of that again please lads
August 31, 2025 at 4:04 PM
None of that again please lads
How are we so unlucky with injuries
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
How are we so unlucky with injuries
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🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not be proceeding with proposed loan of Nicolas Jackson after injury to Liam Delap. 24yo striker travelled to Germany for #FCBayern move but #CFC requested Senegal int’l returns to London 🚨
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Chelsea inform Bayern Munich they will not proceed with Nicolas Jackson loan after Liam Delap injury
Delap sustained a hamstring injury during Saturday's victory over Fulham.
www.nytimes.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
🎶I'm sorry Nick Jackson (woo)
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
There is no deal
We called off the Bayern loan-to-buy
Fly home to replace the injured guy🎶
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Me hatewatching the 10 AM games
a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window with blinds .
media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me hatewatching the 10 AM games
Waiting for those United v Grimsby reaction videos to drop..
August 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Waiting for those United v Grimsby reaction videos to drop..
Fucking jammy scousers
August 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Fucking jammy scousers
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Man Utd already have three points fewer than they managed from the equivalent fixtures last season as they drew with Arsenal at home and beat Fulham away in 2024-25. They might actually get relegated at this rate 😜
August 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Man Utd already have three points fewer than they managed from the equivalent fixtures last season as they drew with Arsenal at home and beat Fulham away in 2024-25. They might actually get relegated at this rate 😜
I am not watching the game live as the kids wanted to go to a KPop Demon Hunters singalong at the movies but, man, all this Eze stuff is so good. A beautiful story and a level raising signing.
August 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I am not watching the game live as the kids wanted to go to a KPop Demon Hunters singalong at the movies but, man, all this Eze stuff is so good. A beautiful story and a level raising signing.
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My god, it's beautiful.
August 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
My god, it's beautiful.
When did these big transfer stories start being described as ‘Bombas’? It’s really irritating.
August 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When did these big transfer stories start being described as ‘Bombas’? It’s really irritating.
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Nah I’m actually floating. Not only do I love Eze but snatching him away from Topspurs when it was a one-horse race is so funny.
You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.
You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.
August 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Nah I’m actually floating. Not only do I love Eze but snatching him away from Topspurs when it was a one-horse race is so funny.
You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.
You could put every drug into my body and they wouldn’t hit like this.
Say what you like about the result, we have a very good record against the big Premier League sides.
August 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Say what you like about the result, we have a very good record against the big Premier League sides.
We were absolutely dog shit and still won. Against United. Inject it.
August 17, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We were absolutely dog shit and still won. Against United. Inject it.
It’s 65 minutes into the new season and I am already tired of the refs
August 17, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It’s 65 minutes into the new season and I am already tired of the refs
Not the best debut from Big Vik. Not too worried as it’s been dodgy across the board.
August 17, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Not the best debut from Big Vik. Not too worried as it’s been dodgy across the board.
Fuck this ref man
August 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Fuck this ref man
Need to get Big Vik into the game more but difficult to do that when the final pass is so bad. Get the ball in midfield, keep it and play to his strengths with those runs of his
August 17, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Need to get Big Vik into the game more but difficult to do that when the final pass is so bad. Get the ball in midfield, keep it and play to his strengths with those runs of his
Relatively poor performance from the Arsenal. Disjointed and sloppy in both attack and defence. Lacking in control in the midfield. Still 1-0 up though.
August 17, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Relatively poor performance from the Arsenal. Disjointed and sloppy in both attack and defence. Lacking in control in the midfield. Still 1-0 up though.
We need to get a bit of a grip here
August 17, 2025 at 4:09 PM
We need to get a bit of a grip here
A bit sloppy at the back so far. Also need to release some of these passes sooner.
August 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
A bit sloppy at the back so far. Also need to release some of these passes sooner.