Dave "The Knave" White
@mrdestructicity.bsky.social
Smart alec. He/him. https://order-of-the-jackalope.com
This morning there was a big breakdown that interruped train service going into town, so I thought I would pop over to the Pittsburgh Transit Authority website (rideprt.org) to see if it had been cleared.
Try to go there now and see if you can find info about service disruptions.
Try to go there now and see if you can find info about service disruptions.
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This morning there was a big breakdown that interruped train service going into town, so I thought I would pop over to the Pittsburgh Transit Authority website (rideprt.org) to see if it had been cleared.
Try to go there now and see if you can find info about service disruptions.
Try to go there now and see if you can find info about service disruptions.
Katamari Damacy has such a simple and addictive gameplay loop and it really says something about Namco that they keep finding new and innovative ways to interrupt that loop and make that game less fun.
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Katamari Damacy has such a simple and addictive gameplay loop and it really says something about Namco that they keep finding new and innovative ways to interrupt that loop and make that game less fun.
By now everyone on the Internet knows that most adaptations of Dracula leave out the cowboy, but did you that most adaptations of Frankenstein leave out Knuckles O'Toole, the regrettable Irish stereotype who serves as the monster's sidekick and provides what passes for comic relief?
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
By now everyone on the Internet knows that most adaptations of Dracula leave out the cowboy, but did you that most adaptations of Frankenstein leave out Knuckles O'Toole, the regrettable Irish stereotype who serves as the monster's sidekick and provides what passes for comic relief?
What is his end goal here? If he takes Tesla private his net worth would plummet and there'd be no stock left for him to borrow against. Even if he took all the profits it would be a huge pay cut.
He's just upset that people dare to question him and is having a hissy fit, because he is a big baby.
He's just upset that people dare to question him and is having a hissy fit, because he is a big baby.
Musk is still talking at the Tesla shareholder meeting and he just criticized "the parasitic load of being a public company" which has "grown over time."
This from a man who was just awarded a $1 trillion pay package from more than 75% of his public company shareholders.
This from a man who was just awarded a $1 trillion pay package from more than 75% of his public company shareholders.
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
What is his end goal here? If he takes Tesla private his net worth would plummet and there'd be no stock left for him to borrow against. Even if he took all the profits it would be a huge pay cut.
He's just upset that people dare to question him and is having a hissy fit, because he is a big baby.
He's just upset that people dare to question him and is having a hissy fit, because he is a big baby.
I hope he's OK.
But when our politicians are fainting, randomly stopping to stare off into space, and babbling incoherently maybe it's time to start looking for younger leaders. People with ideas and energy and drive. not just the guy who's been in the back quietly waiting his turn.
But when our politicians are fainting, randomly stopping to stare off into space, and babbling incoherently maybe it's time to start looking for younger leaders. People with ideas and energy and drive. not just the guy who's been in the back quietly waiting his turn.
November 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I hope he's OK.
But when our politicians are fainting, randomly stopping to stare off into space, and babbling incoherently maybe it's time to start looking for younger leaders. People with ideas and energy and drive. not just the guy who's been in the back quietly waiting his turn.
But when our politicians are fainting, randomly stopping to stare off into space, and babbling incoherently maybe it's time to start looking for younger leaders. People with ideas and energy and drive. not just the guy who's been in the back quietly waiting his turn.
People really do not understand how much money billionaires have.
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
People really do not understand how much money billionaires have.
Yes on retention!
November 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Yes on retention!
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Can we get a 6-part prestige drama about Curtis Sliwa's career as a professional eater. Dude came in 3rd in Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating, holds a record for most pickles, was DQed from a matzah ball eating contest for illegal ball handling, and the mob kicked him from a meatball contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Can we get a 6-part prestige drama about Curtis Sliwa's career as a professional eater. Dude came in 3rd in Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating, holds a record for most pickles, was DQed from a matzah ball eating contest for illegal ball handling, and the mob kicked him from a meatball contest.
I don't know why every phone app has suddenly decided it needs a contextual drawer that slides up from the bottom of the screen which is impossible to dismiss, but I hate it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I don't know why every phone app has suddenly decided it needs a contextual drawer that slides up from the bottom of the screen which is impossible to dismiss, but I hate it.
Look, it's simple, the "War on Drugs" is a rhetorical turn of phrase intended to prome the political pump. not a real war.
Drug smuggling is not a crime punishable by death, and even if it were, not without a trial. Even if drug smugglers were enemy combatants they could not be executed at a whim.
Drug smuggling is not a crime punishable by death, and even if it were, not without a trial. Even if drug smugglers were enemy combatants they could not be executed at a whim.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Look, it's simple, the "War on Drugs" is a rhetorical turn of phrase intended to prome the political pump. not a real war.
Drug smuggling is not a crime punishable by death, and even if it were, not without a trial. Even if drug smugglers were enemy combatants they could not be executed at a whim.
Drug smuggling is not a crime punishable by death, and even if it were, not without a trial. Even if drug smugglers were enemy combatants they could not be executed at a whim.
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Really confused by these Mike Embrescia ads that proudly mention his endorsements without actually saying who has endorsed him, or even mentioning what party he represents.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Really confused by these Mike Embrescia ads that proudly mention his endorsements without actually saying who has endorsed him, or even mentioning what party he represents.
You know, we don't see where the Thrillionaires wind up after they go cycling through that portal. I am worried that it's not a portal and just a fancy looking disintegrator.
(Probably a mercy, now that FanDuel has their bank account info.)
(Probably a mercy, now that FanDuel has their bank account info.)
October 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
You know, we don't see where the Thrillionaires wind up after they go cycling through that portal. I am worried that it's not a portal and just a fancy looking disintegrator.
(Probably a mercy, now that FanDuel has their bank account info.)
(Probably a mercy, now that FanDuel has their bank account info.)
What's strange to me is that no one in the media is pointing out that the shutdown is the inevitable result of the Republican refusal to negotiate in good faith.
Every time the Dems have struck a deal the Repubs have found a way to weasel out of it -- recissions, reversals, delayed votes, etc.
Every time the Dems have struck a deal the Repubs have found a way to weasel out of it -- recissions, reversals, delayed votes, etc.
October 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
What's strange to me is that no one in the media is pointing out that the shutdown is the inevitable result of the Republican refusal to negotiate in good faith.
Every time the Dems have struck a deal the Repubs have found a way to weasel out of it -- recissions, reversals, delayed votes, etc.
Every time the Dems have struck a deal the Repubs have found a way to weasel out of it -- recissions, reversals, delayed votes, etc.
Re-reading some old MAN-WOLF comics and it is astounding how much they depend on John Jameson -- famous astronaut and last man to walk on the moon -- to forget basic facts like "the moon comes out every night" so he transforms unexpectedly.
October 24, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Re-reading some old MAN-WOLF comics and it is astounding how much they depend on John Jameson -- famous astronaut and last man to walk on the moon -- to forget basic facts like "the moon comes out every night" so he transforms unexpectedly.
I feel like this latest episode of @taskmaster.tv should have come with a trigger warning...
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I feel like this latest episode of @taskmaster.tv should have come with a trigger warning...
As I never tire of pointing out, the late great Myron Cope pointed out all of these issues in the last piece he ever wrote, *18 years ago*. An article that had to be published in an alternative weekly because no other media outlet in Pittsburgh had the cojones. www.pghcitypaper.com/news-2/calli...
October 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
As I never tire of pointing out, the late great Myron Cope pointed out all of these issues in the last piece he ever wrote, *18 years ago*. An article that had to be published in an alternative weekly because no other media outlet in Pittsburgh had the cojones. www.pghcitypaper.com/news-2/calli...
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Why are there still Pirates fans? defector.com/why-are-ther...
Why Are There Still Pirates Fans? | Defector
PITTSBURGH — Baseball is one of those sports where most fans head into Opening Day at least with a hint of hope. How else do you explain 48,000 showing up for the Rockies’ home opener? This year, the…
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October 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Why are there still Pirates fans? defector.com/why-are-ther...
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The Leverage cast seeing the Louvre heist and collectively posting, "Not it," is the whimsy we deserve.
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Leverage cast seeing the Louvre heist and collectively posting, "Not it," is the whimsy we deserve.
Look, I'm willing to watch your damn ads because they fund the stuff I like, just stop trying to make me interact with them. I legitimarely do not care which of these three C-List celebrities is going to try and fail to sell me boner pills.
October 21, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Look, I'm willing to watch your damn ads because they fund the stuff I like, just stop trying to make me interact with them. I legitimarely do not care which of these three C-List celebrities is going to try and fail to sell me boner pills.
One thing I appreciate about Borderlands 4 is that the focus on legacy characters has been dialed back -- they're still there, of course, but you no longer feel like glorified extras in their story.
October 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
One thing I appreciate about Borderlands 4 is that the focus on legacy characters has been dialed back -- they're still there, of course, but you no longer feel like glorified extras in their story.
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notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 PM
notice the general mood of the timeline? how everyone is in a good mood and there’s a lot less misery and dooming? how there’s a lot of “we’re going to beat these assholes”?
anyway that’s why these events are important
anyway that’s why these events are important
Love to see a Little Free Library whose contents consist of 1) hardbound volumes of a series about puberty for Christian teens; 2) extremely well-thumbed copies of mid-list beach reads from the 1980s; and 3) two random volumes of the US Code Annotated.
October 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Love to see a Little Free Library whose contents consist of 1) hardbound volumes of a series about puberty for Christian teens; 2) extremely well-thumbed copies of mid-list beach reads from the 1980s; and 3) two random volumes of the US Code Annotated.
Nice selection of costumes here at No Kings in Mt. Lebo -- no frogs but a few sharks, a unicorn, a Statue of Liberty, and Donkey from Shrek. Not sure what message the little girl dressed as Carmen Sandiego is trying to send but it's possible she just came from a local trunk-or-treat.
October 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Nice selection of costumes here at No Kings in Mt. Lebo -- no frogs but a few sharks, a unicorn, a Statue of Liberty, and Donkey from Shrek. Not sure what message the little girl dressed as Carmen Sandiego is trying to send but it's possible she just came from a local trunk-or-treat.
Someone who stopped me on the street: "What protest are these little flags for?" Um, lady, those mark buried utilities, they're not political, they're only bright pink for easy visibility.
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Someone who stopped me on the street: "What protest are these little flags for?" Um, lady, those mark buried utilities, they're not political, they're only bright pink for easy visibility.