Jimbly X. Hoosgow
@mrbadtakes.bsky.social
He/Him/His. The flavor of a generation. Topics include pro wrestling, video games, anime, D&D, and shitposts.
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The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
December 4, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The one year anniversary of Yoon's failed martial law takeover just passed and lots of untold stories came out proving that THE ONLY REASON KOREA IS STILL A FREE COUNTRY IS BECAUSE PEOPLE DISOBEYED ILLEGAL ORDERS.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
The coup was over in hours because people said no.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
Blind Boys of Alabama
Garfunkel and Oates
Weird Al
The Protomen
TWRP
Blind Boys of Alabama
Garfunkel and Oates
Weird Al
The Protomen
TWRP
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
Stevie Nicks
NSYNC
John Mayer
Fastball
Tenacious D
I contain multitudes :3
Stevie Nicks
NSYNC
John Mayer
Fastball
Tenacious D
I contain multitudes :3
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
VNV Nation
Imperative Reaction
Electric Daisy Carnival (San Bernardino edition)
NIN
The Neighbourhood
VNV Nation
Imperative Reaction
Electric Daisy Carnival (San Bernardino edition)
NIN
The Neighbourhood
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've been to
Blind Boys of Alabama
Garfunkel and Oates
Weird Al
The Protomen
TWRP
Blind Boys of Alabama
Garfunkel and Oates
Weird Al
The Protomen
TWRP
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watching people like Charles Murray be (correctly!) horrified by the rise of people like Nick Fuentes is sort of bleakly funny. uh oh! maybe those hysterical libs had a point Chuck! maybe there was something there to worry about!
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
watching people like Charles Murray be (correctly!) horrified by the rise of people like Nick Fuentes is sort of bleakly funny. uh oh! maybe those hysterical libs had a point Chuck! maybe there was something there to worry about!
In another universe, John Grisham got a degree in Economics and wrote international bestselling thriller "The De Minimis Exemption"
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
In another universe, John Grisham got a degree in Economics and wrote international bestselling thriller "The De Minimis Exemption"
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(not even looking up) time loop mishap
Did you guys hear about the Georgia man who died in a scuba diving accident after which family looked in the backyard treehouse and found the skeletal remains of his missing adult son? It’s such a weird story and I need there to be any kind of resolution.
Skeletal remains of missing son found in backyard tree house days after father dies in scuba accident
Henry Hank Frantz, 32, went missing four years ago, according to reports.
www.nbcnews.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
(not even looking up) time loop mishap
Darmok and Jalad! At Tanagra
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Darmok and Jalad! At Tanagra
without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?
I'm fuckin' never taking time off from work again. This whole week has been ten to twelve hour days, capped off by today being fourteen. Seven hours today on a break fix that only stopped when my Lead came to the same conclusion I had six hours prior: that we needed to rebuild.
Which would take two
Which would take two
November 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I'm fuckin' never taking time off from work again. This whole week has been ten to twelve hour days, capped off by today being fourteen. Seven hours today on a break fix that only stopped when my Lead came to the same conclusion I had six hours prior: that we needed to rebuild.
Which would take two
Which would take two
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Dems: We need to abide by the Constitution of the United States.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Dems: We need to abide by the Constitution of the United States.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
Trump: You should be killed for disagreeing with me.
Media: Both sides need to tone down the rhetoric.
"Well you know what? Fuck power levels, FUCK Super Saiyans, and FUCK YOU! SHIIIN KIKOOOOOHOOOO!!!!"
*Tenshinhan proceeds to turn triangles into squares*
*Tenshinhan proceeds to turn triangles into squares*
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Well you know what? Fuck power levels, FUCK Super Saiyans, and FUCK YOU! SHIIIN KIKOOOOOHOOOO!!!!"
*Tenshinhan proceeds to turn triangles into squares*
*Tenshinhan proceeds to turn triangles into squares*
When you can see middle age on the horizon, but metal lives on in your heart
open.spotify.com/track/1BFEnA...
open.spotify.com/track/1BFEnA...
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you can see middle age on the horizon, but metal lives on in your heart
open.spotify.com/track/1BFEnA...
open.spotify.com/track/1BFEnA...
Found at Kroger on Hwy 51 in Madison. Nazi punks fuck off. Ripped it down.
November 15, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Found at Kroger on Hwy 51 in Madison. Nazi punks fuck off. Ripped it down.
Used to be that when an athlete needed to take a dive, Vinnie Pipes would show up and make certain implications. Nowadays we crowdsourced being a hired goon, and Vinnie Pipes is out of a job. Google gooning for more on this trend.
sports gambling leads to players getting massive numbers of death threats. this seems really bad.
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Used to be that when an athlete needed to take a dive, Vinnie Pipes would show up and make certain implications. Nowadays we crowdsourced being a hired goon, and Vinnie Pipes is out of a job. Google gooning for more on this trend.
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These f’ers spent years asking us “What is a woman” and it turns out they can’t even define a child.
November 15, 2025 at 1:44 PM
These f’ers spent years asking us “What is a woman” and it turns out they can’t even define a child.
Dear Megyn Kelly,
A fifteen year old girl is not "barely legal". A fifteen year old girl is, in fact, not legal. I imagine you would have learned this while obtaining your Juris Doctor, but it is possible that you are a hack fraud shill joke monster.
Best wishes,
Jimbly
A fifteen year old girl is not "barely legal". A fifteen year old girl is, in fact, not legal. I imagine you would have learned this while obtaining your Juris Doctor, but it is possible that you are a hack fraud shill joke monster.
Best wishes,
Jimbly
November 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Dear Megyn Kelly,
A fifteen year old girl is not "barely legal". A fifteen year old girl is, in fact, not legal. I imagine you would have learned this while obtaining your Juris Doctor, but it is possible that you are a hack fraud shill joke monster.
Best wishes,
Jimbly
A fifteen year old girl is not "barely legal". A fifteen year old girl is, in fact, not legal. I imagine you would have learned this while obtaining your Juris Doctor, but it is possible that you are a hack fraud shill joke monster.
Best wishes,
Jimbly
Apparently the fact that we used to have ads that tried to make smoking look cool is part of my 8-year-old's STEM curriculum, and he was utterly baffled by the concept.
The kids might be alright.
The kids might be alright.
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Apparently the fact that we used to have ads that tried to make smoking look cool is part of my 8-year-old's STEM curriculum, and he was utterly baffled by the concept.
The kids might be alright.
The kids might be alright.
Congratulations America. Dick Cheney died so democracy could live. This fight is far from over, but we've proven we still have more than a few haymakers left in the tank.
November 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Congratulations America. Dick Cheney died so democracy could live. This fight is far from over, but we've proven we still have more than a few haymakers left in the tank.
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
Not content with mere nobility, Sir Mix-A-Lot eventually subjected himself to The Ritual of Khorvaire and became the Dark Lord Mix-A-Lot, Adonitologous Reaver of Long Backs
I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT DIE
GOD AND NATURE I DEFY
WHEN A PRIEST COMES IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY FAITH
AND HOLY WORDS IN MY FACE
I GET BURNED
AND YOU KNOW I'M TOUGH
BECAUSE THAT PHYLACTERY IS STUFFED
DEEP IN THAT TOMB YOU'RE RAIDING
I'M DEAD BUT I CAN'T STOP LIVING
GOD AND NATURE I DEFY
WHEN A PRIEST COMES IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY FAITH
AND HOLY WORDS IN MY FACE
I GET BURNED
AND YOU KNOW I'M TOUGH
BECAUSE THAT PHYLACTERY IS STUFFED
DEEP IN THAT TOMB YOU'RE RAIDING
I'M DEAD BUT I CAN'T STOP LIVING
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Not content with mere nobility, Sir Mix-A-Lot eventually subjected himself to The Ritual of Khorvaire and became the Dark Lord Mix-A-Lot, Adonitologous Reaver of Long Backs
brb stocking up on cold iron filings and calling that one wizard in chicago
foiled by mirrors, doors, the wording of your requests, lines drawn on surfaces, improper identification information? Once again my operating assumption that AI and robots operate on fae rules remains UNDEFEATED.
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
brb stocking up on cold iron filings and calling that one wizard in chicago
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Ferrero Roacher
Ferrero Roacher
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Men Toes
Men Toes
change one letter, ruin a candy
Milk dads
Milk dads
October 31, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Change one letter, ruin a candy
Ferrero Roacher
Ferrero Roacher
I don't pretend to be the most politically engaged person, but I've been watching the news off and on since high school.
Without fail: every GOP admin has tanked the economy, and every Dem admin has done their damnedest to put the pieces back together.
Maybe stop giving R's power "because jobs".
Without fail: every GOP admin has tanked the economy, and every Dem admin has done their damnedest to put the pieces back together.
Maybe stop giving R's power "because jobs".
October 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I don't pretend to be the most politically engaged person, but I've been watching the news off and on since high school.
Without fail: every GOP admin has tanked the economy, and every Dem admin has done their damnedest to put the pieces back together.
Maybe stop giving R's power "because jobs".
Without fail: every GOP admin has tanked the economy, and every Dem admin has done their damnedest to put the pieces back together.
Maybe stop giving R's power "because jobs".
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COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
October 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
COUNT I
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall.
COUNT II
The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
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We have quite the lineup for this evening’s Mississippi Rise Up town hall
October 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
We have quite the lineup for this evening’s Mississippi Rise Up town hall