Jimbly X. Hoosgow
@mrbadtakes.bsky.social
He/Him/His. The flavor of a generation. Topics include pro wrestling, video games, anime, D&D, and shitposts.
"Don't Stop, Girlypop!" dares to ask and answer a single question: "What would it look like if early age 2000s shooters catered to teen girls the way they catered to teen boys?"
Short answer: it'd be sick as hell
Short answer: it'd be sick as hell
HAVE YOU PLAYED THESE YET?
Over on noclip_2 here are four of the best new games we played last month that you (possibly) didn't hear about yet.
Featuring:
- Cairn
- Berry Bury Berry
- Don't Stop, Girlypop!
- Perfect Tides: Station to Station
WATCH HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhJJ...
Over on noclip_2 here are four of the best new games we played last month that you (possibly) didn't hear about yet.
Featuring:
- Cairn
- Berry Bury Berry
- Don't Stop, Girlypop!
- Perfect Tides: Station to Station
WATCH HERE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhJJ...
Outstanding Games from January 2026 You Might Have Missed
YouTube video by noclip_2
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
"Don't Stop, Girlypop!" dares to ask and answer a single question: "What would it look like if early age 2000s shooters catered to teen girls the way they catered to teen boys?"
Short answer: it'd be sick as hell
Short answer: it'd be sick as hell
At the risk of hard-doxxing myself, a guy who graduated a year before me won a fistful of MLB awards in the 2010s
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 8:08 PM
At the risk of hard-doxxing myself, a guy who graduated a year before me won a fistful of MLB awards in the 2010s
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if you're not subscribed to my channel . . . can you do that . . . please?
www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
Michael Burns
I'm a former college philosophy professor and comedian using big ideas and humor to try and better understand why the world is falling apart, and what we can do to put it back together.
Check out my...
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 AM
if you're not subscribed to my channel . . . can you do that . . . please?
www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
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@kairyssdal.bsky.social pardon meeeee Mister Rysdal I have a question about the Dowwwww
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:15 PM
@kairyssdal.bsky.social pardon meeeee Mister Rysdal I have a question about the Dowwwww
I didn't watch the Superbowl because I'm a giant nerd, so I can't weigh in on Bad Bunny. BUT!
I like Rammstein, and I don't know German.
I like Bloodywood, and I don't know Hindi/Punjabi.
I like The HU, and I don't know Mongolian.
Music doesn't require knowledge of the language to be awesome.
I like Rammstein, and I don't know German.
I like Bloodywood, and I don't know Hindi/Punjabi.
I like The HU, and I don't know Mongolian.
Music doesn't require knowledge of the language to be awesome.
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I didn't watch the Superbowl because I'm a giant nerd, so I can't weigh in on Bad Bunny. BUT!
I like Rammstein, and I don't know German.
I like Bloodywood, and I don't know Hindi/Punjabi.
I like The HU, and I don't know Mongolian.
Music doesn't require knowledge of the language to be awesome.
I like Rammstein, and I don't know German.
I like Bloodywood, and I don't know Hindi/Punjabi.
I like The HU, and I don't know Mongolian.
Music doesn't require knowledge of the language to be awesome.
I am a dad. By definition, any movie I like is a dad movie. But if I had to choose...
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I am a dad. By definition, any movie I like is a dad movie. But if I had to choose...
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this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink
74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting it, according to YouGov polling from last month.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Weak calls for "reform" are coming from *elected* Democrats like Chuck, not the average Democratic voter.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
this unprecedented momentum behind a single issue sure might be a useful fulcrum to try and wrench this country back from over the brink
The world is truly awful and every day brings new and exciting horrors that make each passing second less and less bearable.
However, I made boudin eggs Benedict with cayenne hollandaise and Dave's Killer sprouted grain toast. So its not all bad
However, I made boudin eggs Benedict with cayenne hollandaise and Dave's Killer sprouted grain toast. So its not all bad
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
The world is truly awful and every day brings new and exciting horrors that make each passing second less and less bearable.
However, I made boudin eggs Benedict with cayenne hollandaise and Dave's Killer sprouted grain toast. So its not all bad
However, I made boudin eggs Benedict with cayenne hollandaise and Dave's Killer sprouted grain toast. So its not all bad
Pretty sure Trustmark fucked up for everyone today
February 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Pretty sure Trustmark fucked up for everyone today
I've gotten to the point where if I see a sentence or phrase beginning with "Honestly?", I assume it's ChatGPT
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I've gotten to the point where if I see a sentence or phrase beginning with "Honestly?", I assume it's ChatGPT
Five classes i took in college
- Music Theory
- Vocal Pedagogy
- Survey of the Old Testament
- Broadcast Journalism
- Piano Fundamentals
- Music Theory
- Vocal Pedagogy
- Survey of the Old Testament
- Broadcast Journalism
- Piano Fundamentals
5 Classes I took in college
Islam in America
History of US Pop Culture
Christians, Jews, and Pagans in the Roman Empire
Astronomy of the Stellar System
Anthropology of Gender
Islam in America
History of US Pop Culture
Christians, Jews, and Pagans in the Roman Empire
Astronomy of the Stellar System
Anthropology of Gender
5 classes in college
Astrophysics (but I dropped it when it turned out I was the only non physics major in it and they were all wayyyy smarter)
Film Noir
Pop Culture
Abnormal Psychology
Latin American History
Astrophysics (but I dropped it when it turned out I was the only non physics major in it and they were all wayyyy smarter)
Film Noir
Pop Culture
Abnormal Psychology
Latin American History
January 31, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Five classes i took in college
- Music Theory
- Vocal Pedagogy
- Survey of the Old Testament
- Broadcast Journalism
- Piano Fundamentals
- Music Theory
- Vocal Pedagogy
- Survey of the Old Testament
- Broadcast Journalism
- Piano Fundamentals
If you don't defend the rights of people you don't care for, then you don't believe in rights. You believe in privileges.
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
If you don't defend the rights of people you don't care for, then you don't believe in rights. You believe in privileges.
I genuinely hope our governor chokes on an entire hambone
NEW: In response to Alex Pretti's killing, Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said that it was "really hard to watch" protesters carrying upside-down American flags.
He called protesters "lawless hordes" and said they should go "back to Mogadishu."
He also blamed Pretti for (legally) carrying a gun.
He called protesters "lawless hordes" and said they should go "back to Mogadishu."
He also blamed Pretti for (legally) carrying a gun.
Mississippi Governor Defends Federal Agents After Alex Pretti Killing
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves suggested Alex Pretti may have been to blame for his own killing because he had been legally carrying a holstered gun.
www.mississippifreepress.org
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I genuinely hope our governor chokes on an entire hambone
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RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
June 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
RT if you love boobs and want to see ICE destroyed.
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quotes & replies are disabled, but this has hundreds of reposts and it is just not true.
it's so sloppy it doesn't even have the right wrong information. the CURRENT governor of mississippi is tate reeves. she's thinking of the last governor, phil bryant, who is also not carolyn bryant's nephew.
it's so sloppy it doesn't even have the right wrong information. the CURRENT governor of mississippi is tate reeves. she's thinking of the last governor, phil bryant, who is also not carolyn bryant's nephew.
January 26, 2026 at 11:41 PM
quotes & replies are disabled, but this has hundreds of reposts and it is just not true.
it's so sloppy it doesn't even have the right wrong information. the CURRENT governor of mississippi is tate reeves. she's thinking of the last governor, phil bryant, who is also not carolyn bryant's nephew.
it's so sloppy it doesn't even have the right wrong information. the CURRENT governor of mississippi is tate reeves. she's thinking of the last governor, phil bryant, who is also not carolyn bryant's nephew.
regret to inform you all that my dad-approaches-40 subclass is going to be 'grill dad'
I have not grilled in almost a decade, but I've been doing it all weekend and I will not be okay once the temps get too high to be near a flame comfortably
I have not grilled in almost a decade, but I've been doing it all weekend and I will not be okay once the temps get too high to be near a flame comfortably
January 26, 2026 at 11:18 PM
regret to inform you all that my dad-approaches-40 subclass is going to be 'grill dad'
I have not grilled in almost a decade, but I've been doing it all weekend and I will not be okay once the temps get too high to be near a flame comfortably
I have not grilled in almost a decade, but I've been doing it all weekend and I will not be okay once the temps get too high to be near a flame comfortably
I would very much like to scream
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I would very much like to scream
I cannot stress enough how much this isn't a shitpost:
The attention paid to folks like Alex Jones provides a smokescreen for lesser known figures to spout the same drivel.
Your neighbor probably isn't listening to Infowars, but I bet their morning commute involves a morning zoo crew.
The attention paid to folks like Alex Jones provides a smokescreen for lesser known figures to spout the same drivel.
Your neighbor probably isn't listening to Infowars, but I bet their morning commute involves a morning zoo crew.
January 23, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I cannot stress enough how much this isn't a shitpost:
The attention paid to folks like Alex Jones provides a smokescreen for lesser known figures to spout the same drivel.
Your neighbor probably isn't listening to Infowars, but I bet their morning commute involves a morning zoo crew.
The attention paid to folks like Alex Jones provides a smokescreen for lesser known figures to spout the same drivel.
Your neighbor probably isn't listening to Infowars, but I bet their morning commute involves a morning zoo crew.
Tonight in Dungeons and Dragons, my paladin swore an oath to a dragon that he would not set foot on the dragon's island. This pleased the dragon, and it flew away, leaving our boat in tatters but afloat.
He then promptly summoned his horse and rode ashore. Hooves ain't feet.
He then promptly summoned his horse and rode ashore. Hooves ain't feet.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Tonight in Dungeons and Dragons, my paladin swore an oath to a dragon that he would not set foot on the dragon's island. This pleased the dragon, and it flew away, leaving our boat in tatters but afloat.
He then promptly summoned his horse and rode ashore. Hooves ain't feet.
He then promptly summoned his horse and rode ashore. Hooves ain't feet.
You have a time machine and enough fuel for one trip. Do you travel to
A) 1998, giving Stephen Miller a nine hour swirlie?
B) 1935, beating Fred Trump with a series of hammers?
C) 1787, slapping the shit out of everyone who argues for the existence of the Senate?
A) 1998, giving Stephen Miller a nine hour swirlie?
B) 1935, beating Fred Trump with a series of hammers?
C) 1787, slapping the shit out of everyone who argues for the existence of the Senate?
January 14, 2026 at 12:51 PM
You have a time machine and enough fuel for one trip. Do you travel to
A) 1998, giving Stephen Miller a nine hour swirlie?
B) 1935, beating Fred Trump with a series of hammers?
C) 1787, slapping the shit out of everyone who argues for the existence of the Senate?
A) 1998, giving Stephen Miller a nine hour swirlie?
B) 1935, beating Fred Trump with a series of hammers?
C) 1787, slapping the shit out of everyone who argues for the existence of the Senate?
Okay so what happens if you suspect your kid has ADHD and you CAN'T just pull together two thousand thick American dollars for an assessment?
January 14, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Okay so what happens if you suspect your kid has ADHD and you CAN'T just pull together two thousand thick American dollars for an assessment?
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kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life
Marx failed to consider the speculating on speculating on speculating on speculators market
None of us can afford homes, but we can bet on the prices that landlords and the big private equity companies gobbling up all our real estate will be paying for them
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Marx failed to consider the speculating on speculating on speculating on speculators market
Years of experience has taught me that any evil empire with expansionist tendencies can be brought down by four to eleven downtrodden but lovable idiots with unfathomable magic powers.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Years of experience has taught me that any evil empire with expansionist tendencies can be brought down by four to eleven downtrodden but lovable idiots with unfathomable magic powers.