Parti tourmente | Turmoil Party
@mpspturmel.bsky.social
Anarchie, chaos, tourmente.
Anarchy, Chaos, Turmoil.
🔥PARODIE🔥
🔥PARODY🔥
Anarchy, Chaos, Turmoil.
🔥PARODIE🔥
🔥PARODY🔥
The cat's out the bag. The Turmoil Party is now dissolved. @ppppmpsp.bsky.social, you have our support.
November 23, 2024 at 12:29 AM
The cat's out the bag. The Turmoil Party is now dissolved. @ppppmpsp.bsky.social, you have our support.
Other politicians will see tonight: chaos, anarchy and turmoil are hot button issues for Canadians, and their refusal to acknowledge that will be their downfall!
November 22, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Other politicians will see tonight: chaos, anarchy and turmoil are hot button issues for Canadians, and their refusal to acknowledge that will be their downfall!
Notre platforme // Our platform:
a group of people standing in front of a fire
ALT: a group of people standing in front of a fire
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November 21, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Notre platforme // Our platform:
Les événements amusants comme Olympolitiques vont complètement à l'encontre des valeurs du Parti tourmente. On va donc boycotter cet événement parce que ce sera trop de fun! Seules les personnes qui veulent rencontrer d'autres personnes et participer à des activités amusantes devraient y aller!
🎉 Avez-vous hâte? Olympolitique arrive à grands pas!
Rejoignez-nous ce vendredi 8 novembre au FSS 2030 à 19h pour une soirée francophone pleine d’activités loufoques!
Rejoignez-nous ce vendredi 8 novembre au FSS 2030 à 19h pour une soirée francophone pleine d’activités loufoques!
November 8, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Les événements amusants comme Olympolitiques vont complètement à l'encontre des valeurs du Parti tourmente. On va donc boycotter cet événement parce que ce sera trop de fun! Seules les personnes qui veulent rencontrer d'autres personnes et participer à des activités amusantes devraient y aller!
La Bigfootphobie est une problème majeur dans le Canada. Ça doit arrêté.
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Bigfootphobia is a major problem in Canada. It must be stopped.
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Bigfootphobia is a major problem in Canada. It must be stopped.
October 25, 2024 at 11:45 PM
La Bigfootphobie est une problème majeur dans le Canada. Ça doit arrêté.
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Bigfootphobia is a major problem in Canada. It must be stopped.
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Bigfootphobia is a major problem in Canada. It must be stopped.
Notre chef!
Our leader!
Our leader!
C’est qui ça? |Who is it?
October 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Notre chef!
Our leader!
Our leader!
October 25, 2024 at 11:26 PM
The chaos caused by this mission to save Josh Provencher right before the most important debate of our lifetimes is exactly what Canadians want from our leaders.
GOOD JOB PRESCHOOLERS!
GOOD JOB PRESCHOOLERS!
BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 Josh Provencher has been freed from captivity by @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social, @mpspsammontgomery.bsky.social and the Preschool Party! Crooked Ian Reid has been arrested and bail is set at 8 bajillion dollars
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @ric-mpsp.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 9:34 PM
The chaos caused by this mission to save Josh Provencher right before the most important debate of our lifetimes is exactly what Canadians want from our leaders.
GOOD JOB PRESCHOOLERS!
GOOD JOB PRESCHOOLERS!
We WERE the ONLY party on the ballot. Now, two others are in. It appears our spies caused some turmoil to delay their registrations... Just as planned!
October 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM
We WERE the ONLY party on the ballot. Now, two others are in. It appears our spies caused some turmoil to delay their registrations... Just as planned!
Nous étions le SEUL parti sur le bulletin de vote. Maintenant, deux autres sont ici. Il semble que nos espions aient provoqué des troubles pour retarder leurs inscriptions... Comme prévu!
October 13, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Nous étions le SEUL parti sur le bulletin de vote. Maintenant, deux autres sont ici. Il semble que nos espions aient provoqué des troubles pour retarder leurs inscriptions... Comme prévu!
Nous sommes le SEUL parti à être sur le bulletin de vote. Les Canadiens sont PRÊTS pour le chaos, et c'est clair que tous les autres partis potentiels ont PEUR!
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We are the ONLY party on the ballot right now. Canadians are READY for chaos; clearly, all the other potential parties are scared!
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We are the ONLY party on the ballot right now. Canadians are READY for chaos; clearly, all the other potential parties are scared!
October 10, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Nous sommes le SEUL parti à être sur le bulletin de vote. Les Canadiens sont PRÊTS pour le chaos, et c'est clair que tous les autres partis potentiels ont PEUR!
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We are the ONLY party on the ballot right now. Canadians are READY for chaos; clearly, all the other potential parties are scared!
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We are the ONLY party on the ballot right now. Canadians are READY for chaos; clearly, all the other potential parties are scared!
Plus de partis, c'est plus de chaos, plus de interromptions, et PLUS DE DEADLOCK POLITIQUE! C'est précisément ce que les Canadiens attendaient.
More parties mean more chaos, more interruptions, and MORE POLITICAL DEADLOCK! This is precisely what Canadians have been waiting for.
More parties mean more chaos, more interruptions, and MORE POLITICAL DEADLOCK! This is precisely what Canadians have been waiting for.
October 8, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Plus de partis, c'est plus de chaos, plus de interromptions, et PLUS DE DEADLOCK POLITIQUE! C'est précisément ce que les Canadiens attendaient.
More parties mean more chaos, more interruptions, and MORE POLITICAL DEADLOCK! This is precisely what Canadians have been waiting for.
More parties mean more chaos, more interruptions, and MORE POLITICAL DEADLOCK! This is precisely what Canadians have been waiting for.
Nothing is fine, and that's perfect. It's just the way Canada should be: never okay.
Turmoil takes the wheel: MP Josh Provencher’s kidnapping by fugitive of the law #WarioWopez signals the country’s inability to ‘pretend everything is fine’: More to come on how this will affect the trout population.
October 7, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Nothing is fine, and that's perfect. It's just the way Canada should be: never okay.
Here at the Turmoil Party, we LOVE anarchy, and a war caused by the Pikmin-Provencher affair will plunge the country into definite chaos.
We support this message and encourage Mr. Reid to keep Mr. Provencher in captivity.
We support this message and encourage Mr. Reid to keep Mr. Provencher in captivity.
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
October 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Here at the Turmoil Party, we LOVE anarchy, and a war caused by the Pikmin-Provencher affair will plunge the country into definite chaos.
We support this message and encourage Mr. Reid to keep Mr. Provencher in captivity.
We support this message and encourage Mr. Reid to keep Mr. Provencher in captivity.
Ici, au Turmoil Party, nous ADORONS l'anarchie, et une guerre causée par l'affaire Pikmin-Provencher plongera le pays dans le chaos absolu.
Nous soutenons ce message et encourageons M. Reid à garder M. Provencher en captivité.
Nous soutenons ce message et encourageons M. Reid à garder M. Provencher en captivité.
@ianreidmpsp.bsky.social you are provoking a war of EPIC PROPORTIONS.
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
If you do not settle this matter peacefully and surrender our Deputy Leader, I am prepared to use my full capability as Minister of Defence to rain Hell on the Pikmin
October 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Ici, au Turmoil Party, nous ADORONS l'anarchie, et une guerre causée par l'affaire Pikmin-Provencher plongera le pays dans le chaos absolu.
Nous soutenons ce message et encourageons M. Reid à garder M. Provencher en captivité.
Nous soutenons ce message et encourageons M. Reid à garder M. Provencher en captivité.
Quelle nuit! Tant de soutien, tant d'amour. Le Canada est prêt pour la tourmente. Les Canadiens sont prêts pour le chaos. Les Canadiens VEULENT l'anarchie!
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What a night. So much support, so much love. Canada is ready for turmoil. Canadians are ready for chaos. Canadians WANT anarchy!
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What a night. So much support, so much love. Canada is ready for turmoil. Canadians are ready for chaos. Canadians WANT anarchy!
October 4, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Quelle nuit! Tant de soutien, tant d'amour. Le Canada est prêt pour la tourmente. Les Canadiens sont prêts pour le chaos. Les Canadiens VEULENT l'anarchie!
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What a night. So much support, so much love. Canada is ready for turmoil. Canadians are ready for chaos. Canadians WANT anarchy!
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What a night. So much support, so much love. Canada is ready for turmoil. Canadians are ready for chaos. Canadians WANT anarchy!
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Someone snuck into the Turmoil party..
Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?
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October 2, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Someone snuck into the Turmoil party..
Historique. Les Canadiens et les Canadiennes veut la tourmente. Ils veulent le chaos. Nous sommes prêts.
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Historical. Canadians want turmoil. They want chaos. We are ready.
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Historical. Canadians want turmoil. They want chaos. We are ready.
Les réponses du sondage, what do we think?
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social @lagraisse-mpsp.bsky.social @ppppmpsp.bsky.social @brainrotmpsp.bsky.social @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @soccermommpsp.bsky.social @mpspturmel.bsky.social
October 2, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Historique. Les Canadiens et les Canadiennes veut la tourmente. Ils veulent le chaos. Nous sommes prêts.
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Historical. Canadians want turmoil. They want chaos. We are ready.
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Historical. Canadians want turmoil. They want chaos. We are ready.
Quelqu'un a-t-il dit... le chaos?
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Did someone say... chaos?
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Did someone say... chaos?
September 29, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Quelqu'un a-t-il dit... le chaos?
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Did someone say... chaos?
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Did someone say... chaos?