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[David Letterman introducing Ol’ Dirty Bastard to our books]

Dirt McGirt, Bert Gets Hurt. Bert Gets Hurt, Dirt McGirt
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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it's our inaugural release on bargecamp- SECRET JAMS by @themodernfolk.bandcamp.com! 🔊🔊🔊

"experiments in genre, mostly showing our love for punk and power-pop, that didn't fit other places but I believe fit together"

FREE now, exclusively on bargecamp!
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The cover of SECRET JAMS by The Modern Folk, a collage of photos/art featuring the band members and abstract/clipped art coalescing into a vaguely circular disc-like shape
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...
Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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When you come across a book you wish you had published
Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist
September 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The King of Books
Mosley (a cream colored labradoodle), the CEO of Mouse House Books. He’s on a couch, turning to face the camera
August 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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elliiot gets it

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r/philadelphia 8 days ago Ivory Dynamite Join 18) NSFW A technical assessment of current Philadelphia weather conditions Nature This sucks ass with a straw. Any of my esteemed colleagues in the field of amateur meteorology are welcome to elaborate. 介 980 夕 • 187 Share Single comment thread See full discussion elliiot • 8d ago I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.
July 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Surely a contender for the funniest thing a judge has ever said www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
"On the night of the 2nd of March 2025, your actions were the antithesis of everything Paddington stands for."
March 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Can Mouse House Books become the Ernest franchise of publishing?
Jim Varney as Ernest making a funny face Mosley, a labradoodle, the CEO of Mouse House Books, in a stately pose on a couch
March 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Mosley’s response to the accusations that he has been spamming the CEO hotline by “crying labradoodle” and employing “false wags” to sabotage further plundering of the public purse for private profit, and to protest the state’s gerrymandered definition of violence, and that his howls sound like “Luigi”: No comment
December 18, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you.
-Mosley
Mosley the labradoodle sitting on a bench and looking at the camera
November 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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In honor of NBA Opening Day, please enjoy this excerpt from Bulls fan @wilmes.bsky.social’s novel Bert Gets Hurt www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...
I told her that he was a Bulls fan, a comically devout believer in that particular shrine to mediocrity, and the mayor laughed hysterically. Bulls fandom was like a ghost prostitute with poisoned fangs, she said, literally a tribute to the deservedly fallen classical mode of man. It was a sinkhole sucking down people who believed that they were still flying, a bug trap for human beings imagining themselves as phoenixes. Big dumb wingless birds screaming, Bulls fans, she said, and as she did so I saw in my mind a volcano of dying fliers, whose bodies could be converted into meat I'd eat to get so big that I could roll my belly over the stadium that hosted Milo's team. I could myself demolish that building of the Bulls.
October 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Sneak peak at our erotic fiction release—should be out in time for your holiday shopping!
September 20, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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next week, i'll be reading at The Whistler
September 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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Statement From Former Vice President Dick Cheney McLean, VA - Former Vice President Dick Cheney issued the following statement regarding books: "The Big 5 publishers are a threat to democracy. Henceforth I will be buying my books from Mosley at Mouse House Books. I am sorry for the Iraq War and many other things." ###/
September 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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A relaxing Saturday at home with my newly acquired John Wilmes library
August 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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10% off all CHP books including preorders! That includes my next novel, TRUE FAILURE. Click the link below bbs.
(I’m listening to “Islands in the Stream” on a treadmill rn ama)

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True Failure
A novel by Alex Higley February 25, 2025 • 5.5 x 8.25 • 280 pages • 9781566897136 A twisting examination of life under late capitalism and the deceptions we inhabit to invent our own success stories. ...
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August 12, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Putting a sticker on my guitar that says “THIS MACHINE HAS LIMITED MATERIAL EFFECTS BUT THAT’S THE WRONG FRAMING”
July 19, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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[Picture of Samuel Beckett in a black sweater] My goal is to create compelling content. Samuel Beckett AZ QUOTES
July 19, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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Your move, Hemingway
A portable vaginal spa, never used
July 10, 2024 at 4:59 PM
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I’m a huge fan of @carlosanimals.bsky.social’s music and he just made perhaps the greatest music video in history. Finally, someone paired a perfect song with the athletic stylings of Vladimir Radmanovic! youtu.be/n3P0knobkbw?...
Bad Year No Mercy - "Dunk Contest" Music Video
Music video directed by Chris Alarie. Animation by Derek Barber.Bad Year No Mercy 'After Beauty' available on July 12, 2024. Tapes available from Fountain, I...
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July 6, 2024 at 5:24 AM
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A message from Mosley and Mouse House Books:

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Author John Wilmes (a human) and publisher Mosley (a dog) sit at picnic tables. The text says HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN WILMES!!! BUY HIS BOOKS!!! Thumbnails of his book covers are pasted over the photo. The books are called Jad’s Dad Milo and Bert Gets Hurt. The Jad’s Dad Milo cover features a Chicago Bulls jersey, a basketball, and a dog that might be dead or dying. The Bert Gets Hurt cover features a woman in a large hat driving a large boat, two black clad men conspiring, and a sentient Chicken McNugget presiding over it all like the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckelburg
July 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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Our next release is actually a reissue:
juniorhoncho.bsky.social more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Jun 28
think this all gonna happen for real next year
front cover of NYPD 2025 by HAL STRYKER IN A WORLD OF THE NEAR FUTURE, WHERE DECENT PEOPLE LIVE IN FEAR, WHERE JUSTICE IS DYING AND THE LAW PROTECTS THE GUILTY- THE COMBAT OPERATIONS POLICE COME ROARING IN! The bleeding heart lawmakers have taken lethal weap- ons out of the hands of the law enforcers-and in the world's largest city criminals are-on a perpetual holiday. Rape, murder, robbery, and sabotage are the order of the day. The answer: COP COMBAT OPERATIONS POLICE A special enforcement unit made up of the toughest, bravest, and most cunning street-smart fighting men, using the best in weaponry--including Andy Jumbles, an android, indestructible against bullet, dynamite, or laser. They are heading right into the deadly shadows of Man- hattan to stomp the human trash that rules the dark-and give the city back to its people!
June 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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a heads up on a thing i'll be doing:
June 26, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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woah, holy shit
June 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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I can feel the marvelous grill marks inside of my stomach, that's the type of job you've done here, I said, after I consumed my thirteenth sausage. Now how do we get those guys out here to hurt Milo? How exactly will we gunk up his soul, already so murky and wilted, so rich with failing energy and the sad waft of loserdom. What further indignity could be put into his sallow pit—how much more could we shit on him?
June 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM