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Thank you to Draymond Green for promoting @macyk.bsky.social’s KABOOM! series at media day! We’re so glad you enjoyed the books! www.mousehousebooks.com/product-cate...
Draymond Green at the microphone at media day wearing sunglasses that spell “BOOM” but the photo has been edited to add “KA” before the glasses and “!” After
September 29, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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When you come across a book you wish you had published
Mosley the labradoodle CEO of Mouse House Books sitting on a couch looking despondently the window like a Sofia Coppola protagonist
September 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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The King of Books
Mosley (a cream colored labradoodle), the CEO of Mouse House Books. He’s on a couch, turning to face the camera
August 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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elliiot gets it

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r/philadelphia 8 days ago Ivory Dynamite Join 18) NSFW A technical assessment of current Philadelphia weather conditions Nature This sucks ass with a straw. Any of my esteemed colleagues in the field of amateur meteorology are welcome to elaborate. 介 980 夕 • 187 Share Single comment thread See full discussion elliiot • 8d ago I don't trust amateur meteorologists. I only get my weather news from Stan "Thunder Man" Parker.
July 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Can Mouse House Books become the Ernest franchise of publishing?
Jim Varney as Ernest making a funny face Mosley, a labradoodle, the CEO of Mouse House Books, in a stately pose on a couch
March 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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Mosley’s response to the accusations that he has been spamming the CEO hotline by “crying labradoodle” and employing “false wags” to sabotage further plundering of the public purse for private profit, and to protest the state’s gerrymandered definition of violence, and that his howls sound like “Luigi”: No comment
December 18, 2024 at 7:31 PM
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I will triumphantly pee on their boxes of unsold books. That is my pledge to you.
-Mosley
Mosley the labradoodle sitting on a bench and looking at the camera
November 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
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In honor of NBA Opening Day, please enjoy this excerpt from Bulls fan @wilmes.bsky.social’s novel Bert Gets Hurt www.mousehousebooks.com/product/bert...
I told her that he was a Bulls fan, a comically devout believer in that particular shrine to mediocrity, and the mayor laughed hysterically. Bulls fandom was like a ghost prostitute with poisoned fangs, she said, literally a tribute to the deservedly fallen classical mode of man. It was a sinkhole sucking down people who believed that they were still flying, a bug trap for human beings imagining themselves as phoenixes. Big dumb wingless birds screaming, Bulls fans, she said, and as she did so I saw in my mind a volcano of dying fliers, whose bodies could be converted into meat I'd eat to get so big that I could roll my belly over the stadium that hosted Milo's team. I could myself demolish that building of the Bulls.
October 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Statement From Former Vice President Dick Cheney McLean, VA - Former Vice President Dick Cheney issued the following statement regarding books: "The Big 5 publishers are a threat to democracy. Henceforth I will be buying my books from Mosley at Mouse House Books. I am sorry for the Iraq War and many other things." ###/
September 6, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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A message from Mosley and Mouse House Books:

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Author John Wilmes (a human) and publisher Mosley (a dog) sit at picnic tables. The text says HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN WILMES!!! BUY HIS BOOKS!!! Thumbnails of his book covers are pasted over the photo. The books are called Jad’s Dad Milo and Bert Gets Hurt. The Jad’s Dad Milo cover features a Chicago Bulls jersey, a basketball, and a dog that might be dead or dying. The Bert Gets Hurt cover features a woman in a large hat driving a large boat, two black clad men conspiring, and a sentient Chicken McNugget presiding over it all like the eyes of Dr. T.J. Eckelburg
July 2, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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I can feel the marvelous grill marks inside of my stomach, that's the type of job you've done here, I said, after I consumed my thirteenth sausage. Now how do we get those guys out here to hurt Milo? How exactly will we gunk up his soul, already so murky and wilted, so rich with failing energy and the sad waft of loserdom. What further indignity could be put into his sallow pit—how much more could we shit on him?
June 13, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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I am excited for you to read Bert Gets Hurt by my friend @wilmes.bsky.social!

-Mosley

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Mosley the dog looking at the camera. Beside him are five gold stars, two thumbs-up emojis, a quote that says “I love this book!” and a book cover that says “BERT GETS HURT by John Wilmes” and features a giant sentient chicken McNugget, a woman in a big hat driving a big boat, and two men dressed in black.
June 6, 2024 at 10:45 PM
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Go easy on Samuel Alito—he’s just excited for the publication of @wilmes.bsky.social’s BERT GETS HURT, sequel to the 2020 masterpiece JAD’S DAD MILO.
Flags at Samuel Alito’s house. The top flag is the cover for Bert Gets Hurt
May 22, 2024 at 11:33 PM
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The healthy way to trigger a reverie
Bulk food bin reading MADELINE FRENCH GREEN LENTILS
February 11, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Happy 11th birthday to our CEO, Mosley!
Mosley as a puppy Mosley with lots of fur sitting on a bench Mosley holding a ball Mosley with his fur cut short standing on the top of the stairs
January 23, 2024 at 5:08 AM