RL Mosswood
@mosswood.bsky.social
Timberland cryptid.
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
If your 2 year old has a persistent habit of hurling small objects, maybe stop handing him small, heavy and/or fragile objects in other people's homes. Save the learning experiences for your own place.
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If your 2 year old has a persistent habit of hurling small objects, maybe stop handing him small, heavy and/or fragile objects in other people's homes. Save the learning experiences for your own place.
As a wise elder, I know there's always room for pie.
i only have one true pie take: 99% of the time i'd rather eat more dinner than save space for dessert because i am not a child
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
As a wise elder, I know there's always room for pie.
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Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
ALL RIGHT YOU FREAKS
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November 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Okay. Y'all owe me. Here it is.
Sleepover at my house tonight, and the visiting lads (8 & 12) have chosen split pea soup over mac and cheese for dinner!?
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sleepover at my house tonight, and the visiting lads (8 & 12) have chosen split pea soup over mac and cheese for dinner!?
I just want, like, a really sexy handlebar moustache for christmas.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just want, like, a really sexy handlebar moustache for christmas.
Need some solid synonyms for "community" to mean this small town, the surrounding countryside that is attached to this small town, and the tribe that is adjacent to and intertwined with this small town. People are going to start drinking games based on my repetitive-ass speeches.
November 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Need some solid synonyms for "community" to mean this small town, the surrounding countryside that is attached to this small town, and the tribe that is adjacent to and intertwined with this small town. People are going to start drinking games based on my repetitive-ass speeches.
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A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
October 30, 2025 at 6:56 PM
A Kimono decorated with skeletons, from Japan, 1840-1860 CE,
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
now housed at the Victoria and Albert Museum in London
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Today I announced an agreement between Washington state, Oregon, and British Columbia to renew and strengthen our partnership.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Today I announced an agreement between Washington state, Oregon, and British Columbia to renew and strengthen our partnership.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Together, the Cascadia region will address housing affordability, invest in clean energy, and create the conditions for long-term economic growth.
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
3 days later than that
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
3 days later than that
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed
This thing has been a landmark/eyesore for as long as I've lived in the area. Right along I5 between Seattle and Portland, it always had some new hateful, deranged, and/or nonsensical conservative slogan to share.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This thing has been a landmark/eyesore for as long as I've lived in the area. Right along I5 between Seattle and Portland, it always had some new hateful, deranged, and/or nonsensical conservative slogan to share.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
Just placed our annual-ish grower-direct pecan order. With shipping we're paying about $4/lb for the nicest, sweetest, wild-type pecan pieces. Just checked, and the cheapest possible option from the local grocery is over $11/lb.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just placed our annual-ish grower-direct pecan order. With shipping we're paying about $4/lb for the nicest, sweetest, wild-type pecan pieces. Just checked, and the cheapest possible option from the local grocery is over $11/lb.
Update: 4 days later
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update: 4 days later
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Lindsey Halligan is a fucking moron.
October 20, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lindsey Halligan is a fucking moron.
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Some recent hens. They do look good together like this. 🐔
Friendly reminder that I have a Ko-fi by way of a tip jar, if you enjoy my work and would like to send a little material support. Thank you so much to everyone who contributes. ☺️🥲🙏💙
Link also in profile.
ko-fi.com/himmapaan
Friendly reminder that I have a Ko-fi by way of a tip jar, if you enjoy my work and would like to send a little material support. Thank you so much to everyone who contributes. ☺️🥲🙏💙
Link also in profile.
ko-fi.com/himmapaan
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Some recent hens. They do look good together like this. 🐔
Friendly reminder that I have a Ko-fi by way of a tip jar, if you enjoy my work and would like to send a little material support. Thank you so much to everyone who contributes. ☺️🥲🙏💙
Link also in profile.
ko-fi.com/himmapaan
Friendly reminder that I have a Ko-fi by way of a tip jar, if you enjoy my work and would like to send a little material support. Thank you so much to everyone who contributes. ☺️🥲🙏💙
Link also in profile.
ko-fi.com/himmapaan
Last of the 2025 tomatoes laid out in the overheated guest room with a fan to ripen. Now we watch for the pinkening.
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Last of the 2025 tomatoes laid out in the overheated guest room with a fan to ripen. Now we watch for the pinkening.
Today marks 20 years since I ground up on a hot guy I ended up sharing a bed with in a crowded hotel room on a group trip.
Tacky? Maybe. But I know an opportunity when I see it.
As he's gently snoring next to me right now, it was clearly the correct move.
Tacky? Maybe. But I know an opportunity when I see it.
As he's gently snoring next to me right now, it was clearly the correct move.
October 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Today marks 20 years since I ground up on a hot guy I ended up sharing a bed with in a crowded hotel room on a group trip.
Tacky? Maybe. But I know an opportunity when I see it.
As he's gently snoring next to me right now, it was clearly the correct move.
Tacky? Maybe. But I know an opportunity when I see it.
As he's gently snoring next to me right now, it was clearly the correct move.
We had a body, like a body-body, dumped at the foot of our driveway on an unlit forest road in timber country.
we talk a lot about finding porn in the woods but nobody ever talks about the trash bags filled with leftover gore, bones, and body parts that people hide the tension surrounding the tentative probe to make sure it's deer and not guy before you call it in is I think key to the experience
October 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We had a body, like a body-body, dumped at the foot of our driveway on an unlit forest road in timber country.
Ah country living! Where you go to pull the guest towels out of the linen closet and find them lovingly layered with a cache of beans stolen from the spare room where the seeds are stored.
At least they didn't chew up the towels.
At least they didn't chew up the towels.
October 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ah country living! Where you go to pull the guest towels out of the linen closet and find them lovingly layered with a cache of beans stolen from the spare room where the seeds are stored.
At least they didn't chew up the towels.
At least they didn't chew up the towels.
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It's worth noting that the credit score system replaced "the banker likes the cut of your jib, and makes a gut judgement about giving you a loan"
Calling to kill it has to come with suggesting a specific better thing, or else we revert to THAT.
Calling to kill it has to come with suggesting a specific better thing, or else we revert to THAT.
October 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
It's worth noting that the credit score system replaced "the banker likes the cut of your jib, and makes a gut judgement about giving you a loan"
Calling to kill it has to come with suggesting a specific better thing, or else we revert to THAT.
Calling to kill it has to come with suggesting a specific better thing, or else we revert to THAT.
Is it wooly-bear season at your house? It's wooly-bear season at my house.
October 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Is it wooly-bear season at your house? It's wooly-bear season at my house.
It's not my noblest impulse, but all the people in my area fretting about taxes just makes me want to vote new taxes on them harder.
Don't wanna contribute? Too bad.
Don't wanna contribute? Too bad.
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It's not my noblest impulse, but all the people in my area fretting about taxes just makes me want to vote new taxes on them harder.
Don't wanna contribute? Too bad.
Don't wanna contribute? Too bad.