RL Mosswood
@mosswood.bsky.social
Timberland cryptid.
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Cookin' 'em and eatin' 'em.
they/he
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
December 11, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Celebrating the season by indulging in the laser-animated spectacle of a hippopotamus vibrating apart in excitement projected on the side of a nuclear cooling tower, in accordance with ancient tradition.
I have the crow version in my library and it brings me joy.
December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I have the crow version in my library and it brings me joy.
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Scooby Dooby Doo!
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
(fondant over a 3d printed base, cake topper for my neighbor's ninth birthday)
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
October 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apple fritters from home grown apples, in keeping with annual tradition and by request from my beloved son.
3 days later than that
October 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
3 days later than that
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Another 21 lbs of Ozettes from the driveway bed
This thing has been a landmark/eyesore for as long as I've lived in the area. Right along I5 between Seattle and Portland, it always had some new hateful, deranged, and/or nonsensical conservative slogan to share.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
October 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This thing has been a landmark/eyesore for as long as I've lived in the area. Right along I5 between Seattle and Portland, it always had some new hateful, deranged, and/or nonsensical conservative slogan to share.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
The Chehalis tribe bought it recently, and has turned the tide.
Update: 4 days later
October 23, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Update: 4 days later
Last of the 2025 tomatoes laid out in the overheated guest room with a fan to ripen. Now we watch for the pinkening.
October 18, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Last of the 2025 tomatoes laid out in the overheated guest room with a fan to ripen. Now we watch for the pinkening.
Post you from a different era
September 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Post you from a different era
Unpacking the relics from my mom's and boom, senior picture. I was so sure I was fat and unattractive. '90s body image stuff was wild.
September 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Unpacking the relics from my mom's and boom, senior picture. I was so sure I was fat and unattractive. '90s body image stuff was wild.
"Winter is coming, you say? My twenty-ish surprise babies and I remain unconcerned."
September 20, 2025 at 9:49 PM
"Winter is coming, you say? My twenty-ish surprise babies and I remain unconcerned."
Are we cider press twins? We took the grinder off because a friend perma-lent us one we can run with a drill.
September 14, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Are we cider press twins? We took the grinder off because a friend perma-lent us one we can run with a drill.
I'm trying to show you that I'm way high up on a ladder, helping to put siding on my house, but you can't really tell.
September 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I'm trying to show you that I'm way high up on a ladder, helping to put siding on my house, but you can't really tell.
Night peppers (I had to go get one for my pizza)
September 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Night peppers (I had to go get one for my pizza)
Lest you think I kid...
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Lest you think I kid...
Plums harvested using the shake-and-search method, on account of I couldn't be arsed to drag a ladder up the hill.
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Plums harvested using the shake-and-search method, on account of I couldn't be arsed to drag a ladder up the hill.
Bean o'clock! 2 beds down, 3 to go.
September 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Bean o'clock! 2 beds down, 3 to go.
Secret melons hiding in the grass!
August 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Secret melons hiding in the grass!
My dead uncle's 1970s oil paintings are coming to live with me
August 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My dead uncle's 1970s oil paintings are coming to live with me
Majestic Alaskan trash raven
August 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Majestic Alaskan trash raven
My mom got one for my son, and this has been here since he was about 5 or 6 (now 13).
August 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My mom got one for my son, and this has been here since he was about 5 or 6 (now 13).
I made my own marascino cherries from cherries I picked myself with no dye or nothin', and they were good. This is a Shirley Temple made with a couple of tablespoons of the syrup. That pretty pink is all natural cherry color.
Alas, we ate the cherries already, so no garnish.
Alas, we ate the cherries already, so no garnish.
July 31, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I made my own marascino cherries from cherries I picked myself with no dye or nothin', and they were good. This is a Shirley Temple made with a couple of tablespoons of the syrup. That pretty pink is all natural cherry color.
Alas, we ate the cherries already, so no garnish.
Alas, we ate the cherries already, so no garnish.
Also, lupine, which we can only take credit for insofar as we liked the volunteers that showed up and have allowed them to spread, and cherries!
May 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Also, lupine, which we can only take credit for insofar as we liked the volunteers that showed up and have allowed them to spread, and cherries!
State of the stuff right now. Garlic, multiplier onions, Ozette and Yukon Gold potatoes, lettuce. We just planted out the tomatoes today, too.
May 17, 2025 at 3:34 AM
State of the stuff right now. Garlic, multiplier onions, Ozette and Yukon Gold potatoes, lettuce. We just planted out the tomatoes today, too.