Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
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Matthias The Ninth💀⚔️
@moonbasetomb.bsky.social
Matthias Nonius, the greatest swordsman of Ninth House

He/him/david bowie

Discord: moonbasetwo

The Locked Tomb
Guitar
Art is Resistance.
Fuck 🧊
Using a backscratcher in front of my cat and asking "why can't you ever do this to me?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Coop, I’m making a folder. And album if you will. I’m calling it “Dark Woke.” I need MEMES, Coop. I need more memes!
November 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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The time for dark woke is beginning
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Pondering
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My cat was all cozied up next to me then I sneezed then he ran off into his inter dimensional portal 😞
November 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Staring at your doordasher in the app driving circles around your building
November 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Extroverted too close to the sun today. See you all next millennia.
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It'll work
October 31, 2025 at 10:33 AM
so I bite my tongue bad while having lunch today. Tongues have more blood in them than I thought! It's fine, I'll just be talking like Matt Damon in True Grit for a few days.
October 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don’t like it when the sun’s out in October.
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A House of Dynamite is so good across the board. But wow it's fucked me up. Same as when I read Annie Jacobson's "Nuclear War: A Scenario."
October 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Might be problematic, but I’m a sucker for the name Skylar
October 28, 2025 at 4:47 PM
October 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Since nothing seems to matter or make sense anymore, I'm gonna stop holding the cuff on my long sleeves when I put on a jacket. Life is short.
October 24, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Almost done with the first Throne of Glass book and I am LOVING it
October 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Jesus h Christ if this isn’t a sign of the main problem itself…

What I MEANT was:

I hate it when I fuck up and I hate myself for it being often
I hate it when I fuck up and I myself for it being often
October 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I hate it when I fuck up and I myself for it being often
October 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Oreo thicc
October 16, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Why can’t someone come do this to us? (Gift link)
(Yes i know why they can’t but just saying )
Trump Administration Authorizes Covert C.I.A. Action in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 PM