Mutant Snow Golem
@monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
He/Him
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
My feed today:
“Mrna Vaccines show great promise in treating cancer” -yay, oh boy! www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
“40% of dog owners believe vaccinating their pets could lead to autism in their dogs.” Oh…oh no… www.huffpost.com/entry/dogs-v...
Every day the world tries to make me a nihilist.
“Mrna Vaccines show great promise in treating cancer” -yay, oh boy! www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
“40% of dog owners believe vaccinating their pets could lead to autism in their dogs.” Oh…oh no… www.huffpost.com/entry/dogs-v...
Every day the world tries to make me a nihilist.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
My feed today:
“Mrna Vaccines show great promise in treating cancer” -yay, oh boy! www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
“40% of dog owners believe vaccinating their pets could lead to autism in their dogs.” Oh…oh no… www.huffpost.com/entry/dogs-v...
Every day the world tries to make me a nihilist.
“Mrna Vaccines show great promise in treating cancer” -yay, oh boy! www.washingtonpost.com/health/2026/...
“40% of dog owners believe vaccinating their pets could lead to autism in their dogs.” Oh…oh no… www.huffpost.com/entry/dogs-v...
Every day the world tries to make me a nihilist.
Cool guys drink coffee from a skull.
*Ethically sourced skull*
*Ethically sourced skull*
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Cool guys drink coffee from a skull.
*Ethically sourced skull*
*Ethically sourced skull*
I’ve either seen three separate cyber trucks today or I’m being stalked by a psycho in a cyber truck.
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I’ve either seen three separate cyber trucks today or I’m being stalked by a psycho in a cyber truck.
Hey online used book sellers, when I buy a book that’s listed as “Hardcover”, yeah I actually *want* the hardcover. I don’t want to keep the paperback you sent me I already have one. I appreciate the offer of a $2 discount but no. #books
January 17, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Hey online used book sellers, when I buy a book that’s listed as “Hardcover”, yeah I actually *want* the hardcover. I don’t want to keep the paperback you sent me I already have one. I appreciate the offer of a $2 discount but no. #books
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The downside of having a lot of secret free time at work is there’s nothing to do but doomscroll and the news and everything in it is the news headlines you see as the background intro for a post apocalypse movie.
March 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The downside of having a lot of secret free time at work is there’s nothing to do but doomscroll and the news and everything in it is the news headlines you see as the background intro for a post apocalypse movie.
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I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
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Today’s the last day for deals
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Today’s the last day for deals
I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com ‘s “What moves the Dead” and I had a nightmare about being stalked by fungus zombies and woke up in a cold sweat.
5 stars, no notes 👍 , I’ll never look at rabbits the same way
5 stars, no notes 👍 , I’ll never look at rabbits the same way
December 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’ve been reading @tkingfisher.com ‘s “What moves the Dead” and I had a nightmare about being stalked by fungus zombies and woke up in a cold sweat.
5 stars, no notes 👍 , I’ll never look at rabbits the same way
5 stars, no notes 👍 , I’ll never look at rabbits the same way
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Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Again, I know in the telling it sounds like I was on top of this situation but really, I was still just thinking, Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
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I started researching an article back in April that I have yet to write. I need to update my sources since soooo much more has happened. It's about the dangers of AI. Here are the subheadings I have that all included sourced examples. Grab a drink and relax...
November 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I started researching an article back in April that I have yet to write. I need to update my sources since soooo much more has happened. It's about the dangers of AI. Here are the subheadings I have that all included sourced examples. Grab a drink and relax...
I have discovered that the best way to avoid family fights and drama at Thanksgiving is just to not fucking go.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have discovered that the best way to avoid family fights and drama at Thanksgiving is just to not fucking go.
We need some sort of “ai free” certification similar to how food companies have a vegan or organic or gluten-free to help us buy shit.
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
We need some sort of “ai free” certification similar to how food companies have a vegan or organic or gluten-free to help us buy shit.
Whew zoned out at work and I’ve been here an hour? WTF have I been doing?
November 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Whew zoned out at work and I’ve been here an hour? WTF have I been doing?
My dipshit boomer MAGA coworkers are listening to this fucking ai generated country song and talking about how great it is I’m in Hell, this is Hell #aisucks #Hell #wediedandareinhell #helpmetheysentmetoboomerhell
November 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My dipshit boomer MAGA coworkers are listening to this fucking ai generated country song and talking about how great it is I’m in Hell, this is Hell #aisucks #Hell #wediedandareinhell #helpmetheysentmetoboomerhell
Wake up with an existential crisis googling self-help tips and all the advice makes me want to throat punch a motherfucker, how’s your morning going?
November 20, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Wake up with an existential crisis googling self-help tips and all the advice makes me want to throat punch a motherfucker, how’s your morning going?
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I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I don’t know what I was going to tell them, but it was going to involve the words “I can’t do my job if none of you fucking listen to me”
During this rainstorm and flooding I have discovered to my pure delight that splashing through puddles in your rainboots is just as delightful now as when I was nine.
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
During this rainstorm and flooding I have discovered to my pure delight that splashing through puddles in your rainboots is just as delightful now as when I was nine.
Sometimes you gotta stop and enjoy the little things in life, the crows cawing, two people enjoying a coffee date, this idiot trying to parallel park that has no goddamn spatial awareness whatsoever. Oh wow they’re trying for the spot in front of my car. Imma have to help her or buy a new bumper.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sometimes you gotta stop and enjoy the little things in life, the crows cawing, two people enjoying a coffee date, this idiot trying to parallel park that has no goddamn spatial awareness whatsoever. Oh wow they’re trying for the spot in front of my car. Imma have to help her or buy a new bumper.
I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I feel like every morning the world tries really hard to make me into a nihilist.
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There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
November 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There was some strange system where they all got their food and shelter and education and medical for free, no matter what job they did.
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They can’t make threats and force you to do stuff you don’t want to do if they’re unconscious or dead.
October 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
They can’t make threats and force you to do stuff you don’t want to do if they’re unconscious or dead.