@monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
He/Him
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
Lazy as fuck
Given up on everything but, like, it’s not my entire personality, y’know?
Watch him bust out the hoodie on the campaign trail again “Hey remember when I wore this? Hah, I’m the quirky outsider I don’t wear suits, you should vote for me!”
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Watch him bust out the hoodie on the campaign trail again “Hey remember when I wore this? Hah, I’m the quirky outsider I don’t wear suits, you should vote for me!”
But did you also get the novel The Babysitter Lives?
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
But did you also get the novel The Babysitter Lives?
Maybe you’re in the wrong novel, was one of the bikes a silver Schwinn fast enough to beat the devil?
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Maybe you’re in the wrong novel, was one of the bikes a silver Schwinn fast enough to beat the devil?
Oh of course these come out after I’d already tracked down hardbacks of the trilogy. The VHS labels are brilliant.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Oh of course these come out after I’d already tracked down hardbacks of the trilogy. The VHS labels are brilliant.
Remember kids, it’s not just that they’re stupid: They’re also weird.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Remember kids, it’s not just that they’re stupid: They’re also weird.
Paul W S Anderson movies starring Jovovich used to be my jam, but my jam went bad, got moldy and sour (I’m not sure if that’s a thing jam does). I couldn’t get thru Monster Hunter either (also they made a Monster Hunter movie it had Tony Jaa in it)
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Paul W S Anderson movies starring Jovovich used to be my jam, but my jam went bad, got moldy and sour (I’m not sure if that’s a thing jam does). I couldn’t get thru Monster Hunter either (also they made a Monster Hunter movie it had Tony Jaa in it)
Yeah there was that whole “residual self-image” thing Morpheus said to explain why Neo still looked like Keanu outside of the Matrix so I kinda feel like they didn’t think this lore all the way through
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Yeah there was that whole “residual self-image” thing Morpheus said to explain why Neo still looked like Keanu outside of the Matrix so I kinda feel like they didn’t think this lore all the way through
Seanbaby’s personal library is terrifying. Volumes of nonsensical ideals written by madmen describing a world that never existed but its authors insist is ours.
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Seanbaby’s personal library is terrifying. Volumes of nonsensical ideals written by madmen describing a world that never existed but its authors insist is ours.
“I didn’t see this so called ‘apartheid’ from my ivory tower”
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“I didn’t see this so called ‘apartheid’ from my ivory tower”
It’s hard not to be cynical but they were pretty desperate to block it.
November 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It’s hard not to be cynical but they were pretty desperate to block it.
“Kumail Nanjiani also joins the cast for the upcoming second season.” In his ongoing quest to become part of absolutely every single movie and TV franchise in history
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Kumail Nanjiani also joins the cast for the upcoming second season.” In his ongoing quest to become part of absolutely every single movie and TV franchise in history
Oh shit, Hitler had a babydick, no seriously
“Derogatory songs from the war about Hitler’s anatomy may have been meant in jest but, it transpires, they were not just accurate but probably did not go far enough.”
“Derogatory songs from the war about Hitler’s anatomy may have been meant in jest but, it transpires, they were not just accurate but probably did not go far enough.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Oh shit, Hitler had a babydick, no seriously
“Derogatory songs from the war about Hitler’s anatomy may have been meant in jest but, it transpires, they were not just accurate but probably did not go far enough.”
“Derogatory songs from the war about Hitler’s anatomy may have been meant in jest but, it transpires, they were not just accurate but probably did not go far enough.”
Elizabeth Bathory-ass weirdo…
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Elizabeth Bathory-ass weirdo…
edittings for nerds
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
edittings for nerds
Gimme a sharpie and some tagboard and I’ll do it cheap. $50 million.
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Gimme a sharpie and some tagboard and I’ll do it cheap. $50 million.
They didn’t get into the fascism business to work hard.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They didn’t get into the fascism business to work hard.
I imagine the study came out and voilà, it does bupkis, so here’s Joe with more MMA talk or some shit about bigfoot.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I imagine the study came out and voilà, it does bupkis, so here’s Joe with more MMA talk or some shit about bigfoot.
I used to listen to Rogan (pre-Trump and Covid don’t judge me) and I did try Alpha Brain (it did zero for me as far as I could tell). But I have burned on my brain Rogan yakking about “Double-Blind, placebo controlled” studies they were doing on AB…and then he suddenly quit talking about the study.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I used to listen to Rogan (pre-Trump and Covid don’t judge me) and I did try Alpha Brain (it did zero for me as far as I could tell). But I have burned on my brain Rogan yakking about “Double-Blind, placebo controlled” studies they were doing on AB…and then he suddenly quit talking about the study.
Technically not a divorce if that’s how things ended.
November 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Technically not a divorce if that’s how things ended.
“A better search engine” but like you just have to take its word for it bro, you don’t need the “sources”, what are some kind of nerd?
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
“A better search engine” but like you just have to take its word for it bro, you don’t need the “sources”, what are some kind of nerd?