MonotoneTim
@monotonetim.bsky.social
Sleepy neuroscientist and internet ghost.
can’t wait for this year to be over.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
can’t wait for this year to be over.
it’s still very fun to have a zero-stakes YouTube video that consistently generates comments.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
it’s still very fun to have a zero-stakes YouTube video that consistently generates comments.
wow, it’s like a real article now (the pre-print formatting is real gnarly atm though).
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
wow, it’s like a real article now (the pre-print formatting is real gnarly atm though).
been having these dreams where I’m stuck somewhere at the interface of sleep and wake with awareness of both happening simultaneously, “waking up” in one level but still being asleep in another, etc.
anyway I think I’m awake and in lab now.
maybe?
anyway I think I’m awake and in lab now.
maybe?
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
been having these dreams where I’m stuck somewhere at the interface of sleep and wake with awareness of both happening simultaneously, “waking up” in one level but still being asleep in another, etc.
anyway I think I’m awake and in lab now.
maybe?
anyway I think I’m awake and in lab now.
maybe?
hi, I need to do something with my free time but have no exciting ideas.
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
hi, I need to do something with my free time but have no exciting ideas.
just when I thought I understood the metric system.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
just when I thought I understood the metric system.
@voltiva18.bsky.social when I arbitrarily followed you I was not prepared for my timeline to become 90% furry art.
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
@voltiva18.bsky.social when I arbitrarily followed you I was not prepared for my timeline to become 90% furry art.
hello here’s a face sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hello here’s a face sorry.
it’s not even that cold, but it’s cold.
November 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
it’s not even that cold, but it’s cold.
Love you all, goodnight.
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Love you all, goodnight.
also think I have a cold today which probably has nothing with how I’ve been poorly taking care of myself in the last week and entirely due to the vague whims of a retributive and unfeeling god.
November 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
also think I have a cold today which probably has nothing with how I’ve been poorly taking care of myself in the last week and entirely due to the vague whims of a retributive and unfeeling god.
love this stupid thing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
love this stupid thing.
haven’t really eaten food in 4 days, the human body is amazing, etc.
November 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
haven’t really eaten food in 4 days, the human body is amazing, etc.
been an especially rough and destabilizing month and a half but at least there’s this.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
been an especially rough and destabilizing month and a half but at least there’s this.
Reposted by MonotoneTim
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
yes I should be writing a manuscript all weekend but bed feels good and if I beg at the universe for a coffee long enough surely one will materialize in front of me.
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
yes I should be writing a manuscript all weekend but bed feels good and if I beg at the universe for a coffee long enough surely one will materialize in front of me.
that’s right, it’s jam time. again.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
that’s right, it’s jam time. again.
my grocery store’s app got some new AI agent function but it hasn’t been very helpful.
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my grocery store’s app got some new AI agent function but it hasn’t been very helpful.
waking up before 7am is deranged.
September 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
waking up before 7am is deranged.
*sims online jam-making noises*
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*sims online jam-making noises*
I think the ideal social media experience is a perpetual feed of content perfectly set up for me to leave snarky comments. dunk after dunk, minute by minute. imagine how invigorating that’d feel to surf.
September 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I think the ideal social media experience is a perpetual feed of content perfectly set up for me to leave snarky comments. dunk after dunk, minute by minute. imagine how invigorating that’d feel to surf.
not-quite-midnight focaccia.
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
not-quite-midnight focaccia.
it feels like every powerball drawing of my life has been “the 4th largest.”
September 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
it feels like every powerball drawing of my life has been “the 4th largest.”