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MonotoneTim
@monotonetim.bsky.social
Sleepy neuroscientist and internet ghost.
it’s still very fun to have a zero-stakes YouTube video that consistently generates comments.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
wow, it’s like a real article now (the pre-print formatting is real gnarly atm though).
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
just when I thought I understood the metric system.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hello here’s a face sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
love this stupid thing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
say it right.
November 4, 2025 at 10:49 PM
been an especially rough and destabilizing month and a half but at least there’s this.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
it’s alright, but in case you were thinking “wow, that’s a lot of orange rind, there’s no way it’s going to end up all soft and translucent,” you were right.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
that’s right, it’s jam time. again.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
everybody knows Knuckle’s favorite food is grapes.
September 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
my grocery store’s app got some new AI agent function but it hasn’t been very helpful.
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
*sims online earn-money jingle*

I think they’re nice enough. lemon and peach together tastes like mango. safely preserved for your fallout shelter and provides a 0 scurvy guarantee.
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*sims online jam-making noises*
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
same.
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
you’d eat this.
September 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
not-quite-midnight focaccia.
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
lemme tell ya somethin’.
September 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
it’s very funny how much you have to debase yourself while shopping online in 2025. either give up your email address or find and click the “I’m a dumb stupid idiot who hates deals and loves paying full price like a dunce” button.
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
midnight focaccia.
September 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
cheese plate. #adulting #epic #noms
August 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
well I spent like 30 minutes deciding if I’d post a very whatever selfie and didn’t want to do but, but then I did it, alas, I don’t know why it makes me so anxious, aaaaa
August 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
August 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
c is for colocalization, that’s good enough for me.
August 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
well I got one validated and working, but the other one is, uh… a little overzealous.
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
August 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM