MonotoneTim
@monotonetim.bsky.social
Sleepy neuroscientist and internet ghost.
it’s still very fun to have a zero-stakes YouTube video that consistently generates comments.
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
it’s still very fun to have a zero-stakes YouTube video that consistently generates comments.
wow, it’s like a real article now (the pre-print formatting is real gnarly atm though).
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
wow, it’s like a real article now (the pre-print formatting is real gnarly atm though).
just when I thought I understood the metric system.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
just when I thought I understood the metric system.
hello here’s a face sorry.
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
hello here’s a face sorry.
love this stupid thing.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
love this stupid thing.
been an especially rough and destabilizing month and a half but at least there’s this.
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
been an especially rough and destabilizing month and a half but at least there’s this.
it’s alright, but in case you were thinking “wow, that’s a lot of orange rind, there’s no way it’s going to end up all soft and translucent,” you were right.
September 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
it’s alright, but in case you were thinking “wow, that’s a lot of orange rind, there’s no way it’s going to end up all soft and translucent,” you were right.
that’s right, it’s jam time. again.
September 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
that’s right, it’s jam time. again.
everybody knows Knuckle’s favorite food is grapes.
September 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
everybody knows Knuckle’s favorite food is grapes.
my grocery store’s app got some new AI agent function but it hasn’t been very helpful.
September 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
my grocery store’s app got some new AI agent function but it hasn’t been very helpful.
*sims online earn-money jingle*
I think they’re nice enough. lemon and peach together tastes like mango. safely preserved for your fallout shelter and provides a 0 scurvy guarantee.
I think they’re nice enough. lemon and peach together tastes like mango. safely preserved for your fallout shelter and provides a 0 scurvy guarantee.
September 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
*sims online earn-money jingle*
I think they’re nice enough. lemon and peach together tastes like mango. safely preserved for your fallout shelter and provides a 0 scurvy guarantee.
I think they’re nice enough. lemon and peach together tastes like mango. safely preserved for your fallout shelter and provides a 0 scurvy guarantee.
*sims online jam-making noises*
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
*sims online jam-making noises*
not-quite-midnight focaccia.
September 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
not-quite-midnight focaccia.
lemme tell ya somethin’.
September 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
lemme tell ya somethin’.
it’s very funny how much you have to debase yourself while shopping online in 2025. either give up your email address or find and click the “I’m a dumb stupid idiot who hates deals and loves paying full price like a dunce” button.
September 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
it’s very funny how much you have to debase yourself while shopping online in 2025. either give up your email address or find and click the “I’m a dumb stupid idiot who hates deals and loves paying full price like a dunce” button.
midnight focaccia.
September 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
midnight focaccia.
August 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
well I spent like 30 minutes deciding if I’d post a very whatever selfie and didn’t want to do but, but then I did it, alas, I don’t know why it makes me so anxious, aaaaa
August 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
well I spent like 30 minutes deciding if I’d post a very whatever selfie and didn’t want to do but, but then I did it, alas, I don’t know why it makes me so anxious, aaaaa
c is for colocalization, that’s good enough for me.
August 20, 2025 at 9:33 PM
c is for colocalization, that’s good enough for me.
well I got one validated and working, but the other one is, uh… a little overzealous.
August 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
well I got one validated and working, but the other one is, uh… a little overzealous.
