Monkē
@monkeh.bsky.social
They/them https://mastodon.social/@Monkeh
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
Tea goes in, tea comes out, I am a tea tube, this is my purpose
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portrait of cat with molotov (2021)
January 21, 2026 at 2:46 PM
portrait of cat with molotov (2021)
Why don't they just nab him? He wouldn't hesitate to detain a visitor. I mean, 🇻🇪, hey. Quick trip to the Haig, maybe a light guillotining, see how we go.
January 21, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Why don't they just nab him? He wouldn't hesitate to detain a visitor. I mean, 🇻🇪, hey. Quick trip to the Haig, maybe a light guillotining, see how we go.
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Renewed Vegetation • 2022
August 12, 2023 at 5:07 AM
Renewed Vegetation • 2022
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Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Scott Adams the man is gone, but the idea of the man, the thing he stood for above all others, is alive. Anywhere someone is fucking up their successful professional lives not due to middling talent or performance but entirely because of their awful personality and beliefs, Scott is there, too.
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From license-plate readers to drones and cell-site simulators, ICE relies on a growing web of surveillance.
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
How Hackers Are Fighting Back Against ICE
A few enterprising hackers have started projects to do counter surveillance against ICE, and hopefully protect their communities through clever use of technology.
www.eff.org
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
From license-plate readers to drones and cell-site simulators, ICE relies on a growing web of surveillance.
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Here’s how hackers are shining a light on it—and why that matters. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
A month after the last we're having ANOTHER planning day at work. I learned from last time (sensory overload, I was the only one wearing a mask, ~10 ppl got Covid) so I just took the day off.
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
January 11, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A month after the last we're having ANOTHER planning day at work. I learned from last time (sensory overload, I was the only one wearing a mask, ~10 ppl got Covid) so I just took the day off.
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
Feeling pretty smug, might go for a nice walk
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want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
January 10, 2026 at 4:51 AM
want to feel old? christmas was two fucking weeks ago
My dad & stepmother live in rural Victoria where there's quite a bit of bushfire activity today. (A few years ago they were evacuated by army helicopter) I've texted asking if they're ok & stepmum has replied they are & presumably sends Lots Of Love? Priceless
January 10, 2026 at 9:59 AM
My dad & stepmother live in rural Victoria where there's quite a bit of bushfire activity today. (A few years ago they were evacuated by army helicopter) I've texted asking if they're ok & stepmum has replied they are & presumably sends Lots Of Love? Priceless
January 9, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Blood red moon from the fires in Victoria, the Summernats crowd revving & screeching, it's hot as Satan's taint. It's 2020 all over again but a bit worse?
January 9, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Blood red moon from the fires in Victoria, the Summernats crowd revving & screeching, it's hot as Satan's taint. It's 2020 all over again but a bit worse?
But seriously it's fkn hot this week
Happy New Year!
We hope that if you had a break, it was a relaxing one.
Much of Eastern AUS will this week experience a severe #HeatWave for at least three days.
Risks include cramps, exhaustion, & heat stroke.
Keep cool to protect your health & others'.
www.healthdirect.gov.au/hot-weather-...
We hope that if you had a break, it was a relaxing one.
Much of Eastern AUS will this week experience a severe #HeatWave for at least three days.
Risks include cramps, exhaustion, & heat stroke.
Keep cool to protect your health & others'.
www.healthdirect.gov.au/hot-weather-...
Hot weather risks and staying cool
Hot days and heatwaves can place stress your body, and heat-related illness can be dangerous. Learn how to keep cool and hydrated in hot weather.
www.healthdirect.gov.au
January 6, 2026 at 4:48 AM
But seriously it's fkn hot this week
Whenever the BoM issues a heat warning I throw my hands in the air & yell "Heat WAAAAVE" like it's spring break or a tsunami i could try to avoid
January 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Whenever the BoM issues a heat warning I throw my hands in the air & yell "Heat WAAAAVE" like it's spring break or a tsunami i could try to avoid
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Check out the fascinating work that @febiologia.bsky.social is doing to protect forty-spotted pardalotes!!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
'So, I had this idea': Scientists dispense insecticide-coated feathers for birds to build nests
Donning a helmet and a well-equipped harness, Dr Fernanda Alves looks like she is set to take on an extreme sport. Instead, she is climbing trees to check nesting boxes for a tiny and very rare bird.
www.abc.net.au
January 4, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Check out the fascinating work that @febiologia.bsky.social is doing to protect forty-spotted pardalotes!!
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...
Happy new war, I mean year, wait no I don't
Attack and a dozen transport helicopters see flying at low altitudes across Caracas, the transport helis have a capacity of up to 400 US invaders. US paratroopers are reported to have landed at Maduro’s residence and are fighting Venezuelan defence forces. #VenezuelaInvasion
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Happy new war, I mean year, wait no I don't
I got so many Steam vouchers for xmas, but I buy the one game that's NOT on sale, I've had my eye on it for ages... Webfishing. It's stupid & I very much recommend it.
![Screenshot from Webfishing game: An orange cat with a fishing rod & a hat that reads:
[offscreen] women fear me[/offscreen]
fish fear me
men turn their eyes
as I walk
no beasts dare
make a sound
in my presense[sic]
I am alone
on this barren Earth](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fiwe2rxvqer2l4ohn3ul7e33/bafkreih23pyk7hf777a66zsclklofydfonzjrpyzpxz225lpg3bhgbtuai@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I got so many Steam vouchers for xmas, but I buy the one game that's NOT on sale, I've had my eye on it for ages... Webfishing. It's stupid & I very much recommend it.
Unsure if mother-in-law is doing a bit ... she says "whats it called, salsy verdy?", I says "salsa verde?", she says "yes salsy".
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Unsure if mother-in-law is doing a bit ... she says "whats it called, salsy verdy?", I says "salsa verde?", she says "yes salsy".
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Later she says "suduko", I says "sudoku", she says "mm, sodoko" & I nod uncertainly.
Delightful! I cried a bit, lol
In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...
I Talked To 50 Dads at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour
YouTube video by DARK WEB | Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Delightful! I cried a bit, lol
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It's 29 degrees & only the cicadas are doing much. Work has stood me down for the rest of the year so I'm enjoying a cup of tea & trying to remember what it is to be master of my own destiny
December 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
It's 29 degrees & only the cicadas are doing much. Work has stood me down for the rest of the year so I'm enjoying a cup of tea & trying to remember what it is to be master of my own destiny
I get the feeling that if I had interacted with the franchise a bit more than I did, I'd be enchanted, but free game is free game & it's actually pretty fun (photomode is kinda a nightmare)
December 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I get the feeling that if I had interacted with the franchise a bit more than I did, I'd be enchanted, but free game is free game & it's actually pretty fun (photomode is kinda a nightmare)
Mother 'forgot' to invite me to dinner with my uncle, visiting from London, tonight. She texts at 4 past the start time asking where I am (sus, she's chronically late) & then says she'll "make some excuse" for me because he'll he devastated I don't care enough to show up. Merry fucken xmas y'all
December 19, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Mother 'forgot' to invite me to dinner with my uncle, visiting from London, tonight. She texts at 4 past the start time asking where I am (sus, she's chronically late) & then says she'll "make some excuse" for me because he'll he devastated I don't care enough to show up. Merry fucken xmas y'all
Nikki 2.0 isn't so bad after all. There's heaps to do, lots of free outfits (web-slinger ability!) & the diamonds have yet to dry up
December 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Nikki 2.0 isn't so bad after all. There's heaps to do, lots of free outfits (web-slinger ability!) & the diamonds have yet to dry up
