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Alice Pauline
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Idiot
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“I’m out of here bitches.”
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Although classified as carnivores, wolves may sometimes follow an omnivorous diet. They can eat meat, eggs and even fruit!

This time of year, pumpkins are a special treat for our ambassador wolves.🎃 #wolffact
October 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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yes this timeline is a rough route. yes there are waves of strife. but behind it all lies the inertia of all things which prompted fish to trot out of the ocean and humans to gather in commune. we are driven to fill the nothing with ourselves, with LOVE. its the unconquerable wind behind our sails
October 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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"Who would have predicted this?"

- Black women did.
- Trans people did.
- The *entire* disability community did.
- The anarchists did.
- Post-Evangelicals did.

"Well why didn't I hear them."

You did. But you disregarded us as "extremists" and "alarmists". And you are still calling us that.
September 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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this is the GOAT tumblr post and always will be
September 12, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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This is the person they are suspending people over btw
September 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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September 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
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liberals use "purity" like fascists use "woke," and to describe the same things
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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March 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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"You can't criticize Newsom because he's the only one who can stand up to Trump." Literally NONE of that sentence is true. Not a single part of it. It's not "purity politics" to say hey, we have three years to find someone better than this greasy toad. The bar can be more than 1 inch from the floor.
August 30, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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So it's piracy and harm when people share ROMs... but it's "business" and "the future" when AI companies eat everything in sight.
July 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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- genius goofball who lives like a hobo
- outlives everyone they know because they're nigh-immortal
- struggles to make human connections
- takes in stray misfits to wander around with them
- is capable of horrific violence

I'm just sayin'
July 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Timeline Cleanse Time

Here's Evanescence & My Chemical Romance playing Donkey Konga during the “Nintendo Fusion Tour”
June 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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Putting up a pride flag this year has meant our next door neighbor felt safe to put one up too, it’s meant the neighbor’s kid on the other side felt safe enough to tell me about himself.

I know it’s not safe everywhere to put one up (ngl might not be here either), but it is worth it
June 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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It's rosy maple moth season in Virginia!! My favorite time of year! Can you believe we get to share a universe with this amazing species? It's like pink lemonade had a baby with a muppet.
April 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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new boots on waiting for my friends to come pick me up
April 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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April 9, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM