Three Gator Mike
@mlynx3000.bsky.social
Face kicker, fish cooker
One thing I love about fitness influencers is that every post they make about food approaches it like they split the fucking atom
April 25, 2025 at 1:07 PM
One thing I love about fitness influencers is that every post they make about food approaches it like they split the fucking atom
Well well well
Apparently my shoulder holster isn’t allowed at pistol shooting competitions because “your loaded gun is pointing backwards and flagging the entire organization”
Fine.
Apparently my shoulder holster isn’t allowed at pistol shooting competitions because “your loaded gun is pointing backwards and flagging the entire organization”
Fine.
March 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Well well well
Apparently my shoulder holster isn’t allowed at pistol shooting competitions because “your loaded gun is pointing backwards and flagging the entire organization”
Fine.
Apparently my shoulder holster isn’t allowed at pistol shooting competitions because “your loaded gun is pointing backwards and flagging the entire organization”
Fine.
Reminder it’s your civic duty this spring and summer to punch anyone in the face with a “gulf of America” tank top
March 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reminder it’s your civic duty this spring and summer to punch anyone in the face with a “gulf of America” tank top
Of the many reasons I love this dog is that it’s toofs are too big for its mouf
March 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Of the many reasons I love this dog is that it’s toofs are too big for its mouf
I live an unhinged LinkedIn post so much
March 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I live an unhinged LinkedIn post so much
You ever go to a house party that doesn’t have a dog ?
Like bro who am I supposed to talk to
Like bro who am I supposed to talk to
March 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
You ever go to a house party that doesn’t have a dog ?
Like bro who am I supposed to talk to
Like bro who am I supposed to talk to
Out of context lines from 30 Rock that I can’t stop uttering
February 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Out of context lines from 30 Rock that I can’t stop uttering
Elon told me he has algorithms and they are working
Johnson: "Elon's cracked the code. He's now inside these agencies. He's created these algorithms that are constantly crawling through the data & as he told me in his office, data doesn't lie. We're gonna be able to get the information. We're gonna be able to transform the way federal govt works."
February 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Elon told me he has algorithms and they are working
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NEW: Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
“Thank you, Jeff! Thank you, Tina! Your service is not forgotten."
www.duffelblog.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
NEW: Suspicious OPM email ignored by entire government thanks to cyber awareness training
We call them stacked pigs
February 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We call them stacked pigs
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"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."
February 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"The mission: Force Americans to turn to high-speed rail by making flying in an airplane unthinkably terrifying."
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If you show up to my house in a Cybertruck asking me to pay for a service, I am going to assume you’re ripping me off and also a dipshit. Sorry.
"Yoni says the customers who terminated the roofing contract specifically told him that the issue was that he drove a Cybertruck."
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
A Tesla Cybertruck Owner Says He Lost $70,000 in Business Deals Because He Drives a Cybertruck. Adds, “I’m in a Dilemma; I’m Losing a Lot of Customers, but I Love My Cybertruck”
A Cybertruck owner says his roofing business is losing a lot of customers because of the Cybertruck. He adds that he lost $70,000 worth of deals because of the vehicle. However, he says he still loves...
www.torquenews.com
February 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you show up to my house in a Cybertruck asking me to pay for a service, I am going to assume you’re ripping me off and also a dipshit. Sorry.
Got this advert and I can’t think of a better way to tell criminals you have unsecured firearms just laying around your house free for the taking
February 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Got this advert and I can’t think of a better way to tell criminals you have unsecured firearms just laying around your house free for the taking
I mean, usually “what a warrior” did was get typhoid from the poor sanitary conditions in camps but OK
February 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I mean, usually “what a warrior” did was get typhoid from the poor sanitary conditions in camps but OK
I bought the early access to Civ 7 so I won’t be able to be reached by work or wife for 7 days
February 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I bought the early access to Civ 7 so I won’t be able to be reached by work or wife for 7 days
Current obsession, tactical lever action rifles
February 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Current obsession, tactical lever action rifles
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Apparently there’s a “kickoff” meeting between the DOGE people and Department of Labor management planned for tomorrow at 4pm ET.
Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
Depr.management
February 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Apparently there’s a “kickoff” meeting between the DOGE people and Department of Labor management planned for tomorrow at 4pm ET.
Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
We’ve all had this kinda evening
February 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
We’ve all had this kinda evening
Do you think that the authors knew that instead of doing this and writing this article they could have just killed themselves
February 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Do you think that the authors knew that instead of doing this and writing this article they could have just killed themselves
Guys should I get a lever action space cowboy rifle
January 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Guys should I get a lever action space cowboy rifle
Can I tell you about the immense joy I get from our WiFi camera bird feeder
January 31, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Can I tell you about the immense joy I get from our WiFi camera bird feeder
The most abhorrent thing Kid Rock did besides embracing Trump and MagA idiots was write the lyrics
“Kick it up and down the block/with a bottle of scotch/ and watch lottsa crotch”
“Kick it up and down the block/with a bottle of scotch/ and watch lottsa crotch”
January 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The most abhorrent thing Kid Rock did besides embracing Trump and MagA idiots was write the lyrics
“Kick it up and down the block/with a bottle of scotch/ and watch lottsa crotch”
“Kick it up and down the block/with a bottle of scotch/ and watch lottsa crotch”
So the gun industry has scared you into buying a bunch of guns
End of the money train? Nope. Now we need organizations who’s entire purpose is to scare you into thinking you are going to jail for shooting people
End of the money train? Nope. Now we need organizations who’s entire purpose is to scare you into thinking you are going to jail for shooting people
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So the gun industry has scared you into buying a bunch of guns
End of the money train? Nope. Now we need organizations who’s entire purpose is to scare you into thinking you are going to jail for shooting people
End of the money train? Nope. Now we need organizations who’s entire purpose is to scare you into thinking you are going to jail for shooting people
I sparred with a kid in high school today
January 31, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I sparred with a kid in high school today
Imagine posting anything to LinkedIn like somebody gives a shit
January 31, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Imagine posting anything to LinkedIn like somebody gives a shit