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i love pugs and klay thompson
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Really feel like I’m losing my mind: government OBVIOUSLY cannot punish an individual law firm for hiring someone it disfavors! It’s ludicrously unconstitutional and I feel like without a day of law school I could argue the case. And yet the best paid lawyers in the country are folding?
March 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
obviously things are terrible but the comments from the big law subreddit re: all the executive orders are killing me
March 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Hillary, please. not right now.
March 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
@dudebrabroman.bsky.social hello do i know you?
January 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i really thought matt gaetz would be the worst pick and somehow he has outdone himself
November 20, 2024 at 1:58 PM
yesterday a classmate overheard me say i needed to call the canadian IRS and said with disgust “you’re canadian?”
November 20, 2024 at 1:54 PM
it hit 49 degrees in austin and i threw on my uggs. i have become the very person i used to mock.
November 20, 2024 at 1:44 PM
just tried to use one of those desk raiser things and discovered i am too stupid to make it work despite being a candidate for a doctoral degree
November 17, 2024 at 7:24 PM
should i order a second cold brew even tho its 8:48 pm
November 17, 2024 at 2:48 AM
the call is coming from inside the house i fear
November 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
to my new followers, if the mention of pugs in my bio raised questions, here is the subject of my adoration himself:
November 15, 2024 at 7:35 PM
reading about felony murder and baking cookies tonight 💜, what is everyone else up to
November 15, 2024 at 3:25 AM
i wish steve vladeck was my con law professor. or my dad. unsure which would be cooler
NO GREATER ENEMY!!!!
November 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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assuming your restraining order against Devin Booker has expired sure
November 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
suns are playing the spurs in austin in february quite literally next to my apartment… i have to go right
November 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
been thinking about this a lot this week. even though it was time to let go, a lot of my best friends are people i met on twitter, im literally getting married to someone i met on twitter! sad to think our time on that app ended like this
gonna miss Twitter, highest of keys. or at least what it used to be.

met and formed some lasting relationships with a lot of great people, got some awesome opportunities. it really was a pivotal app in my life.

but alas.
November 14, 2024 at 2:47 AM
we are literally in hell
Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.
November 13, 2024 at 9:19 PM
i still dont really know what watergate is and im afraid to ask when people bring it up at school
November 13, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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In today’s @nytimes.com, me on how we will likely need #SCOTUS to stand up to a second-term President Trump—and how the justices’ own behavior over the last four years will make it more difficult for them to do so:

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/12/o...
Opinion | Will the Supreme Court Stand Up to Trump?
The Supreme Court is largely to blame for the challenges it may face over the next four years.
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2024 at 1:13 PM
p sure he can’t just *invent* a department. would love for him to point out to me where in the constitution it says presidents have the power to do that
What…does this invented department do exactly.

*TRUMP SAYS MUSK, RAMASWAMY TO LEAD DEPT. OF GOVT. EFFICIENCY
November 13, 2024 at 1:15 AM
November 12, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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2012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?”

2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch”
November 12, 2024 at 5:29 AM
my twitter timeline was actually making me start to feel anxious this is so nice and all our friends are here and more importantly that stupid cybertruck man is not
November 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM
hi its so nice to see everyone here i thought it was so joever but we are so back :)
November 12, 2024 at 5:04 AM