Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹
@mizzyblundellstraw.bsky.social
Labour candidate for Derwent, #Business #Politics #BritCoin #WinningHere Broadcasting Live from the Blair Faith Polycule #MauveSkyThinking #ProgressiveRealism #DarkLlama #Insight #Progess #LFI 🇬🇧🌹
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🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead
🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
🚨BREAKING - And with the resignation of Morgan McSweeney it's surely curtains for #SirKeir! Certainly #SirCabbage has effortlessly stepped up as the clear and assured frontrunner - surely it's all over for the beleagured PM? 🥬🌹 #BattlingCabbageCrustAhead
🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
🚨 BREAKING Polymarket puts #SirCabbage a long way ahead of #SirKeir as we go into the weekend - I know which vegetable my money's on! #KarmaKarmaKarmaKabbage
🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair
February 5, 2026 at 10:26 PM
🚨 DROWNING MAN LATEST! - it's been a Tough day for #SirKeir - but he's not the only one looking frayed - #SirCabbage is also beginning to look a little stressed, Battle has been well and truly joined!! 🥬🌹🥬🌹🥬 #TimeForBlair
🚨 DEATH MATCH LATEST - tough night for #SirKeir but #SirCabbage isn't looking too hot either! Who will prevail in the EPIC contest?!?
February 5, 2026 at 2:18 PM
🚨 DEATH MATCH LATEST - tough night for #SirKeir but #SirCabbage isn't looking too hot either! Who will prevail in the EPIC contest?!?
🚨 LIVE LEAK - FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Can #SirCabbage out last #SirKeir? - who will fall apart faster! #DeathMatch Follow along for live Updates!
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
🚨 LIVE LEAK - FIGHT TO THE DEATH: Can #SirCabbage out last #SirKeir? - who will fall apart faster! #DeathMatch Follow along for live Updates!
for some insane reason there's an industrial incinerator in South London blowing particulates over half the city - and they've just approved doubling how much waste gets burned there. if the poo in the river doesn't get you the airborne toxic event will.
January 22, 2026 at 12:14 AM
for some insane reason there's an industrial incinerator in South London blowing particulates over half the city - and they've just approved doubling how much waste gets burned there. if the poo in the river doesn't get you the airborne toxic event will.
🚨 BREAKING: Labour have just published part of Keir Starmer's proposed INCENDIARY Davos speech 🔥: "I love that word 'relationship.' Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a 'Special Relationship' based on the President" [1/3]
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
🚨 BREAKING: Labour have just published part of Keir Starmer's proposed INCENDIARY Davos speech 🔥: "I love that word 'relationship.' Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship; a 'Special Relationship' based on the President" [1/3]
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January 21, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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you don't get much Lady Di posting these days, I guess COVID probably wiped out a chunk of her base
January 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
you don't get much Lady Di posting these days, I guess COVID probably wiped out a chunk of her base
I thought you said they/them Klingon
January 12, 2026 at 9:42 AM
I thought you said they/them Klingon
Reposted by Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹
I’m profoundly uninterested in the “cultural safety” of the status quo, especially when that culture is predicated on a violent, racist and discriminatory dominance. You do not get to invoke this language to erase those already disadvantaged and discriminated against - it is entirely obscene.
January 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
I’m profoundly uninterested in the “cultural safety” of the status quo, especially when that culture is predicated on a violent, racist and discriminatory dominance. You do not get to invoke this language to erase those already disadvantaged and discriminated against - it is entirely obscene.
he's been cheating at chess
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
he's been cheating at chess
Look! it's not credible nor sensible to accurately predict something before the event by extrapolating from material conditions or people's past actions and words! that's just magic, pure speculation, crankpottery, a fever dream, you leftwing Cassandra dimwits: this could never have been predicted
Venezuelan leaders’ fever dream of a US invasion finally becomes reality
Venezuelan leaders’ fever dream of a US invasion finally becomes reality
Maduro and Chávez used fears of American aggression to tighten their grip on power – but now an even greater fantasist has imposed his will on their country
www.theguardian.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Look! it's not credible nor sensible to accurately predict something before the event by extrapolating from material conditions or people's past actions and words! that's just magic, pure speculation, crankpottery, a fever dream, you leftwing Cassandra dimwits: this could never have been predicted
These are striking words coming from Sir Keir! Has he gone too far? This could cause a diplomatic incident!
oh hang on! phew! stand down, I got muddled
oh hang on! phew! stand down, I got muddled
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 7:49 AM
These are striking words coming from Sir Keir! Has he gone too far? This could cause a diplomatic incident!
oh hang on! phew! stand down, I got muddled
oh hang on! phew! stand down, I got muddled
I hope he is! Cannot tell you how incredibly stoked I am for Sir Keir announcing Peace in Our Time, I'm going to fucking levitate 🌹
January 4, 2026 at 7:32 AM
I hope he is! Cannot tell you how incredibly stoked I am for Sir Keir announcing Peace in Our Time, I'm going to fucking levitate 🌹
Sir Keir has played an absolute blinder, the twitter hordes can shove their demands - what the British public absolutely admires most are platitudinous euphemisms backed up by facial expressions running the full gamut from 'startled awake from deep sleep' to 'bowel cramping abject terror'🌹🇬🇧🫡
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Sir Keir has played an absolute blinder, the twitter hordes can shove their demands - what the British public absolutely admires most are platitudinous euphemisms backed up by facial expressions running the full gamut from 'startled awake from deep sleep' to 'bowel cramping abject terror'🌹🇬🇧🫡
Entering 2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Entering 2026
There's a Russian equivalent of this where a chap wanders around Piccadilly and person after person gushes about how much they love Sir Keir Starmer and the unmitigated joy of living in the UK - but they won't broadcast it because of woke 😡🌹🇬🇧
I ask Russians: how do you see your lives five years from now? Among the responses: “That depends on Vladimir Putin. On what mood he’ll be in.” Another reply: “Five years? If I look ahead 10 days, it’s good.” #2026
I ask Russians: how do you see your lives five years from now?
YouTube video by Steve Rosenberg
youtu.be
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
There's a Russian equivalent of this where a chap wanders around Piccadilly and person after person gushes about how much they love Sir Keir Starmer and the unmitigated joy of living in the UK - but they won't broadcast it because of woke 😡🌹🇬🇧
Reposted by Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹
YOU CANNOT KILL AN IDEA
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
YOU CANNOT KILL AN IDEA
YOU CANNOT KILL AN IDEA
January 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
YOU CANNOT KILL AN IDEA
Barry Lyndon is just Sharpe's Rifles for liberals
December 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Barry Lyndon is just Sharpe's Rifles for liberals
Reposted by Mizzy Blundell-Straw 🌹
A touch of class from Sadiq Khan here. A tribute to all the brave patriots who died this year erecting flags outside of other people's homes. 🎇🎆🇬🇧
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
A touch of class from Sadiq Khan here. A tribute to all the brave patriots who died this year erecting flags outside of other people's homes. 🎇🎆🇬🇧
Smart, dignified, trying to unite, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient, better driver 🌹🇬🇧
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Smart, dignified, trying to unite, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week), getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats), a patient, better driver 🌹🇬🇧
