Mitch Parker
mitchparker.bsky.social
Mitch Parker
@mitchparker.bsky.social
A Blake Treinen hater account
Bought my 9 year old nephew an entry grade gundam to give him a creative activity to do after school.

I fear I've now accidentally started an expensive hobby for the both of us.
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Kenyon Sadiq has gotta be one of the most talented players I've ever seen at Oregon.
November 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
USC just gave Oregon a gift by having one of the worst red zone possessions imaginable.
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
That's the good stuff
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Noah Whittington just had the most insane run since the beastquake and he almost ruined it by dropping the ball.
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I fear after the last week that Andy Pages has become one of my favorite players
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why the hell have I been subjected to both my college and NFL team playing Iowa this weekend
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
We gotta do something about college kickers. Disgusting to see how competent they are nowadays.

What happened to the game I love?
November 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Boy, I just don't know how Oregon is meant to handle wet weather football in Iowa. Those west coast boys have never seen rain in their lives.
November 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Final Fantasy VII (1997)
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You can really tell Snell's brain has been fully developed by CoD lobbies and social media.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
New plan for the Dodgers: we make sure an old position player has rib issues and is zooted out of their mind every post-season. Max, you're up next.
November 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Sometimes people say a game has a good story and it turns out the game just has a story.
November 2, 2025 at 7:37 PM
You can always trust Auburn to do the dumbest thing, even when they're trying to do the right thing.
SOURCES: Auburn has fired head coach Hugh Freeze, @theathletic.com has learned.

Comes one day after a 10-3 loss to Kentucky to fall to 1-5 in SEC play. DJ Durkin will be the interim head coach.
November 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Still thinking about how we had a season long subplot of Andy Pages' misadventures in center field only for it to show up again in game 7 to help win us the world series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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LMAOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Bought a gold Yama jersey earlier this year and boy that aged tremendously
November 2, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I can't believe they won. Felt dead after game 5.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yama!!!!!

This feels better than last year, didn't think it was possible
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you cannot put clayton kershaw in this game for the love of god
November 2, 2025 at 4:15 AM
I'm going to be sick
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
HOW DO I FEEL WORSE AFTER THE HOME RUN
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Oh my god is it actually happening
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Andy does anything positive here and it's proof we're living in a simulation.
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM