MissippiFlower🏳️⚧️
@missippiflower.bsky.social
25, She/her with a sprinkling of they/them
Autistic polyamorous demisexual trans lesbian who’s maybe genderfluid, maybe bi/pan cuz femboys make me question things and one time I had a bf in a dream, and overindulgent with labels :)
Horny on main, mdni 🔞
Autistic polyamorous demisexual trans lesbian who’s maybe genderfluid, maybe bi/pan cuz femboys make me question things and one time I had a bf in a dream, and overindulgent with labels :)
Horny on main, mdni 🔞
I’m dating a monster
January 31, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I’m dating a monster
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i have fallen into the rabbit hole of adult lego fan YouTube
and jesus christ is it some of the most whiney people you can imagine
and jesus christ is it some of the most whiney people you can imagine
January 28, 2026 at 11:18 PM
i have fallen into the rabbit hole of adult lego fan YouTube
and jesus christ is it some of the most whiney people you can imagine
and jesus christ is it some of the most whiney people you can imagine
Thinking about getting that Star Wars ship tattooed on my taint and calling it the Perineum Falcon
January 21, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Thinking about getting that Star Wars ship tattooed on my taint and calling it the Perineum Falcon
You want smooth legs? A blood sacrifice is required
(Genuinely the worst shaving injury I’ve ever had tho, didn’t realize how bad it was until I shut off the water and suddenly my whole foot was red. This image doesn’t do it justice tbh)
(Genuinely the worst shaving injury I’ve ever had tho, didn’t realize how bad it was until I shut off the water and suddenly my whole foot was red. This image doesn’t do it justice tbh)
January 20, 2026 at 11:55 PM
You want smooth legs? A blood sacrifice is required
(Genuinely the worst shaving injury I’ve ever had tho, didn’t realize how bad it was until I shut off the water and suddenly my whole foot was red. This image doesn’t do it justice tbh)
(Genuinely the worst shaving injury I’ve ever had tho, didn’t realize how bad it was until I shut off the water and suddenly my whole foot was red. This image doesn’t do it justice tbh)
New hair cut! I feel cute :3
Anyway back to writing smut
Anyway back to writing smut
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
New hair cut! I feel cute :3
Anyway back to writing smut
Anyway back to writing smut
My tarantula is probably gonna die in a year and it’s got me feeling very sad. After doing the math earlier I realized how old she is, now I’m lying in bed crying
Humans are weird. I’ve become emotionally attached to a small bug that doesn’t know I exist and I see maybe once a week
Humans are weird. I’ve become emotionally attached to a small bug that doesn’t know I exist and I see maybe once a week
January 14, 2026 at 2:49 AM
My tarantula is probably gonna die in a year and it’s got me feeling very sad. After doing the math earlier I realized how old she is, now I’m lying in bed crying
Humans are weird. I’ve become emotionally attached to a small bug that doesn’t know I exist and I see maybe once a week
Humans are weird. I’ve become emotionally attached to a small bug that doesn’t know I exist and I see maybe once a week
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Sigh. Guys, I've been MORE than ready for a "Let's honestly reappraise the Prequels and how GenX treated George Lucas about them" discussion for a long time now; but it's going to be an intellectually dishonest circle-jerk if we're ONLY going to do it in the context of "DISNEY ERA SUCKS"
Be better
Be better
January 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Sigh. Guys, I've been MORE than ready for a "Let's honestly reappraise the Prequels and how GenX treated George Lucas about them" discussion for a long time now; but it's going to be an intellectually dishonest circle-jerk if we're ONLY going to do it in the context of "DISNEY ERA SUCKS"
Be better
Be better
I hate fireworks
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I hate fireworks
Here’s to year three!
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Here’s to year three!
I was just scrolling through old photos deleting stuff and found this
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was just scrolling through old photos deleting stuff and found this
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
They’re slashing hours at work this week, sounds like pretty much everyone is losing a shift this week…except me??
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They’re slashing hours at work this week, sounds like pretty much everyone is losing a shift this week…except me??
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Who tf designed this cover/spine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Who tf designed this cover/spine
You getting topped by your partner who is one self reflection away from a gender crisis
a cartoon character is standing in front of a wall and says hmm egg in me .
Alt: Jake the Dog of Adventure Time fame morphing his body around an egg and then saying “Mmm. Egg in me.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You getting topped by your partner who is one self reflection away from a gender crisis
Also she asked me to draw her profile picture so I opened Microsoft paint and sketched a pup-shaped potato getting mashed by a spoon in a bowl. I think it’s perfect, she was less enthusiastic about it 😔
Still used it tho :3
Still used it tho :3
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Also she asked me to draw her profile picture so I opened Microsoft paint and sketched a pup-shaped potato getting mashed by a spoon in a bowl. I think it’s perfect, she was less enthusiastic about it 😔
Still used it tho :3
Still used it tho :3
Guys my girlfriend has Bluesky now and she posted a really cool thing that’s NOT sfw just as a warning but check it out :3
Finally Released a (Hopefully) Stable version of my new software!!
its a silly little Gooning assistant software :3
basically every key press does something
Video Below :3
github.com/Mashedpuptat...
#Goon #Goonette #MashedPuptato #Gooner #nsfw #puppygirl
its a silly little Gooning assistant software :3
basically every key press does something
Video Below :3
github.com/Mashedpuptat...
#Goon #Goonette #MashedPuptato #Gooner #nsfw #puppygirl
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Guys my girlfriend has Bluesky now and she posted a really cool thing that’s NOT sfw just as a warning but check it out :3
My mom just asked me “how do you feel about transgenders in sports”
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My mom just asked me “how do you feel about transgenders in sports”
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Me jumping at every opportunity to annoy the fuck out of my girlfriend
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me jumping at every opportunity to annoy the fuck out of my girlfriend
Gender affirmed!
…but at what cost 😔
…but at what cost 😔
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gender affirmed!
…but at what cost 😔
…but at what cost 😔
Big trans sapphic polyamorous moment, currently super jealous cuz my girlfriend regularly chats on a trans woman ran porn server, particularly with one girl who does nsfw streams there who’s super hot
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Big trans sapphic polyamorous moment, currently super jealous cuz my girlfriend regularly chats on a trans woman ran porn server, particularly with one girl who does nsfw streams there who’s super hot
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
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Feeling so intensely horny but in a way where I need someone else to take care of it
a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails
ALT: a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Feeling so intensely horny but in a way where I need someone else to take care of it
I need physical affection but my girlfriend lives on another continent :(((((
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I need physical affection but my girlfriend lives on another continent :(((((
Crazy that we could have solved world hunger but instead we got Star Wars episode 9 The Rise of Skywalker
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
The total production cost of ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ has now been revealed to have been $593.7 million, making it the 3rd most expensive film in history.
‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ ($604 million) and ‘The Force Awakens’ ($602.4 million) still hold the 1st and 2nd place spots, respectively.
‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ ($604 million) and ‘The Force Awakens’ ($602.4 million) still hold the 1st and 2nd place spots, respectively.
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Crazy that we could have solved world hunger but instead we got Star Wars episode 9 The Rise of Skywalker
-
Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
This post may have been subconsciously inspired by this image which I forgot about til just now but really love
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Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This post may have been subconsciously inspired by this image which I forgot about til just now but really love
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
October 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.