MissippiFlower🏳️⚧️
@missippiflower.bsky.social
25, She/her with a sprinkling of they/them
Autistic polyamorous demisexual trans lesbian who’s maybe genderfluid, maybe bi/pan cuz femboys make me question things and one time I had a bf in a dream, and overindulgent with labels :)
Horny on main, mdni 🔞
Autistic polyamorous demisexual trans lesbian who’s maybe genderfluid, maybe bi/pan cuz femboys make me question things and one time I had a bf in a dream, and overindulgent with labels :)
Horny on main, mdni 🔞
Here’s to year three!
December 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Here’s to year three!
I was just scrolling through old photos deleting stuff and found this
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
December 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I was just scrolling through old photos deleting stuff and found this
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
This is me???? That’s my boob???????
They’re slashing hours at work this week, sounds like pretty much everyone is losing a shift this week…except me??
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
December 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
They’re slashing hours at work this week, sounds like pretty much everyone is losing a shift this week…except me??
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Feeling conflicted. On one hand, yeah money, yeah job security. On the other hand fuck please god why couldn’t it be me I don’t want to go I don’t want to talk to strangers please
Who tf designed this cover/spine
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Who tf designed this cover/spine
You getting topped by your partner who is one self reflection away from a gender crisis
a cartoon character is standing in front of a wall and says hmm egg in me .
Alt: Jake the Dog of Adventure Time fame morphing his body around an egg and then saying “Mmm. Egg in me.”
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
You getting topped by your partner who is one self reflection away from a gender crisis
Also she asked me to draw her profile picture so I opened Microsoft paint and sketched a pup-shaped potato getting mashed by a spoon in a bowl. I think it’s perfect, she was less enthusiastic about it 😔
Still used it tho :3
Still used it tho :3
November 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Also she asked me to draw her profile picture so I opened Microsoft paint and sketched a pup-shaped potato getting mashed by a spoon in a bowl. I think it’s perfect, she was less enthusiastic about it 😔
Still used it tho :3
Still used it tho :3
Guys my girlfriend has Bluesky now and she posted a really cool thing that’s NOT sfw just as a warning but check it out :3
Finally Released a (Hopefully) Stable version of my new software!!
its a silly little Gooning assistant software :3
basically every key press does something
Video Below :3
github.com/Mashedpuptat...
#Goon #Goonette #MashedPuptato #Gooner #nsfw #puppygirl
its a silly little Gooning assistant software :3
basically every key press does something
Video Below :3
github.com/Mashedpuptat...
#Goon #Goonette #MashedPuptato #Gooner #nsfw #puppygirl
November 16, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Guys my girlfriend has Bluesky now and she posted a really cool thing that’s NOT sfw just as a warning but check it out :3
My mom just asked me “how do you feel about transgenders in sports”
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My mom just asked me “how do you feel about transgenders in sports”
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Thankfully I turned and saw she was reading that from some junk mail flyer she got sent. She was actually curious though. She neglected to say anything about any part of my response so I have no clue how she feels about any of it
Me jumping at every opportunity to annoy the fuck out of my girlfriend
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me jumping at every opportunity to annoy the fuck out of my girlfriend
Gender affirmed!
…but at what cost 😔
…but at what cost 😔
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Gender affirmed!
…but at what cost 😔
…but at what cost 😔
Big trans sapphic polyamorous moment, currently super jealous cuz my girlfriend regularly chats on a trans woman ran porn server, particularly with one girl who does nsfw streams there who’s super hot
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Big trans sapphic polyamorous moment, currently super jealous cuz my girlfriend regularly chats on a trans woman ran porn server, particularly with one girl who does nsfw streams there who’s super hot
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
I don’t care that she’s talking to the hot pornstar, I just wish I had a pornstar friend too
Reposted by MissippiFlower🏳️⚧️
Feeling so intensely horny but in a way where I need someone else to take care of it
a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails
ALT: a cartoon character with the words i miss my wife tails
media.tenor.com
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Feeling so intensely horny but in a way where I need someone else to take care of it
I need physical affection but my girlfriend lives on another continent :(((((
October 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I need physical affection but my girlfriend lives on another continent :(((((
Crazy that we could have solved world hunger but instead we got Star Wars episode 9 The Rise of Skywalker
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
The total production cost of ‘The Rise of Skywalker’ has now been revealed to have been $593.7 million, making it the 3rd most expensive film in history.
‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ ($604 million) and ‘The Force Awakens’ ($602.4 million) still hold the 1st and 2nd place spots, respectively.
‘Jurassic World: Dominion’ ($604 million) and ‘The Force Awakens’ ($602.4 million) still hold the 1st and 2nd place spots, respectively.
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Crazy that we could have solved world hunger but instead we got Star Wars episode 9 The Rise of Skywalker
-
Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
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Disclaimer: ending world hunger would actually cost about 90 TRoS’s
Second Disclaimer: this is a joke about how the movie is bad but I actually really like it 😬
This post may have been subconsciously inspired by this image which I forgot about til just now but really love
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
October 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This post may have been subconsciously inspired by this image which I forgot about til just now but really love
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
bsky.app/profile/hedg...
Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
October 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Having autism is like owning a vacuum,
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
There’s a lot of variety, some have a ton of marketable features, more only have a few that are useful but pretty niche, most are a lot of maintenance. But ask any vacuum owner and they’ll agree:
It sucks.
Transition goals
(The person in the foreground, not the person in the back)
(The person in the foreground, not the person in the back)
October 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Transition goals
(The person in the foreground, not the person in the back)
(The person in the foreground, not the person in the back)
My bestest friend in the whole wide world came out of her hole for the first time in forever!!!! Hello cutieee
Oh her name is Kalari btw ::3
(Marked as graphic cuz people do be having arachnophobia and I love this girl til the day I die but also respect that she’s freaky as hell)
Oh her name is Kalari btw ::3
(Marked as graphic cuz people do be having arachnophobia and I love this girl til the day I die but also respect that she’s freaky as hell)
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
My bestest friend in the whole wide world came out of her hole for the first time in forever!!!! Hello cutieee
Oh her name is Kalari btw ::3
(Marked as graphic cuz people do be having arachnophobia and I love this girl til the day I die but also respect that she’s freaky as hell)
Oh her name is Kalari btw ::3
(Marked as graphic cuz people do be having arachnophobia and I love this girl til the day I die but also respect that she’s freaky as hell)
As a faggy lil lesbo I’m rarely invested in heterosexual relationships in tv and movies and such… but sometimes I am so fucking ride or die
Spoilers for Extraordinary Attorney Woo
In episode 10 when Young Woo and Jun-Ho kiss and it’s awkward but cute I was fucking KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TEENAGER!!
Spoilers for Extraordinary Attorney Woo
In episode 10 when Young Woo and Jun-Ho kiss and it’s awkward but cute I was fucking KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TEENAGER!!
October 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
As a faggy lil lesbo I’m rarely invested in heterosexual relationships in tv and movies and such… but sometimes I am so fucking ride or die
Spoilers for Extraordinary Attorney Woo
In episode 10 when Young Woo and Jun-Ho kiss and it’s awkward but cute I was fucking KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TEENAGER!!
Spoilers for Extraordinary Attorney Woo
In episode 10 when Young Woo and Jun-Ho kiss and it’s awkward but cute I was fucking KICKING MY FEET LIKE A TEENAGER!!
Being depressed and anxious simultaneously is actually very funny because I’m so exhausted and my body feels so heavy that it takes active effort to even just keep my eyes focused on the screen but also I’ve been bouncing both my legs all day without stopping like it’s nothing
September 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Being depressed and anxious simultaneously is actually very funny because I’m so exhausted and my body feels so heavy that it takes active effort to even just keep my eyes focused on the screen but also I’ve been bouncing both my legs all day without stopping like it’s nothing
Is murder bad? Yes, I can safely say it is in every context I can imagine off the top of my head. But I’m not gonna feel bad or mourn a man this evil.
Apropos of nothing, here's a thread of some Charlie Kirk highlights
September 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Is murder bad? Yes, I can safely say it is in every context I can imagine off the top of my head. But I’m not gonna feel bad or mourn a man this evil.
I’m actually incredibly grateful that YouTube put 2 minute long unskipable ads before the video I was about to watch because it made me realize just how late it is and that I should not be waiting 2 minutes to then watch a 45 minute video when I could just sleep
Thank you capitalism, rare W
Thank you capitalism, rare W
September 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I’m actually incredibly grateful that YouTube put 2 minute long unskipable ads before the video I was about to watch because it made me realize just how late it is and that I should not be waiting 2 minutes to then watch a 45 minute video when I could just sleep
Thank you capitalism, rare W
Thank you capitalism, rare W
being mentally ill is such a damned if you do, damned if you don’t experience
Being autistic and having burnout while also having depression fucking sucks ass, I have two weeks off, perfect opportunity to recover a bit and just hide in my room but I feel sadness and shame and guilt for “sitting around doing nothing” but like I need to to not have a breakdown
September 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
being mentally ill is such a damned if you do, damned if you don’t experience
Being autistic and having burnout while also having depression fucking sucks ass, I have two weeks off, perfect opportunity to recover a bit and just hide in my room but I feel sadness and shame and guilt for “sitting around doing nothing” but like I need to to not have a breakdown
September 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Being autistic and having burnout while also having depression fucking sucks ass, I have two weeks off, perfect opportunity to recover a bit and just hide in my room but I feel sadness and shame and guilt for “sitting around doing nothing” but like I need to to not have a breakdown