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My crutch is hope. I am hoping for the best. Boy is this a disaster. 90s Neo Hippie. Thifting is a rejection of the rigid system of capitalism.
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I’m glad CBS cancelled Stephen Colbert. He needs his precious time to campaign for 2028. LFG. #COLBERT2028
Being almost 50, I finally feel like I’m in a safe space to publicly state my love for Love Story. I have trinkets and all.
February 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Being almost 50, I finally feel like I’m in a safe space to publicly state my love for Love Story. I have trinkets and all.
It’s just crazy that empathy is THE THING missing from everyone in MAGA. Fine you won’t die from Covid, but soooooo many people did and do you give any shits about others. And their poster boy said it best “I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that… does a lot of damage.”
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
It’s just crazy that empathy is THE THING missing from everyone in MAGA. Fine you won’t die from Covid, but soooooo many people did and do you give any shits about others. And their poster boy said it best “I think empathy is a made-up, New Age term that… does a lot of damage.”
Also continuing my backtrack to early 00s…. This gem of a movie. I loved it since it came out. I’m glad Tikytoky is finding it!!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Also continuing my backtrack to early 00s…. This gem of a movie. I loved it since it came out. I’m glad Tikytoky is finding it!!!
It’s been 10 years
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
It’s been 10 years
What was the job interview for AGBondi? Here’s a kid. Steal his candy. Great now do that to everyone you meet for the next 20 minutes while you tear gas spray them. Make sure you laugh as they fall down. And you’re good to go. Ffs.
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
What was the job interview for AGBondi? Here’s a kid. Steal his candy. Great now do that to everyone you meet for the next 20 minutes while you tear gas spray them. Make sure you laugh as they fall down. And you’re good to go. Ffs.
Y’all are upset about James Van Der Beek like I have been for years over Paul Walker. RIP to those blonde boys. Both too young.
February 11, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Y’all are upset about James Van Der Beek like I have been for years over Paul Walker. RIP to those blonde boys. Both too young.
What season of Hell on Earth is this? Series 4052? Are we like Survivor?
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
What season of Hell on Earth is this? Series 4052? Are we like Survivor?
My new 2003 Starbucks mug, because I’m fully reverting back to the early 2000s.
February 11, 2026 at 1:59 PM
My new 2003 Starbucks mug, because I’m fully reverting back to the early 2000s.
The babies are 1 today! They get special treat no flame of course!
February 11, 2026 at 12:30 AM
The babies are 1 today! They get special treat no flame of course!
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MAGA: "The halftime show should have been in English so we could understand it.”
ME: "Oh, honey . . . your Bible is in English, and you show no signs of understanding that."
ME: "Oh, honey . . . your Bible is in English, and you show no signs of understanding that."
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM
MAGA: "The halftime show should have been in English so we could understand it.”
ME: "Oh, honey . . . your Bible is in English, and you show no signs of understanding that."
ME: "Oh, honey . . . your Bible is in English, and you show no signs of understanding that."
Happy birthday boyz!!! Fred and Burt are 1 today!
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Happy birthday boyz!!! Fred and Burt are 1 today!
I’ve decided I want a companion like Jackie O. I’ve earned it right? Do they have apps for getting a rich companion?
February 10, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I’ve decided I want a companion like Jackie O. I’ve earned it right? Do they have apps for getting a rich companion?
I think at least half of the people in this country don’t know what quality music entertainment is. Twerking is old news and your precious eyes have seen worse #epsteinfiles
February 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I think at least half of the people in this country don’t know what quality music entertainment is. Twerking is old news and your precious eyes have seen worse #epsteinfiles
February 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
What phase of grief is the hoarding of P&P everytime you see it for sale at the thrift store? I’m up to 6. I get excited when I see it. I’m hoping to have 1000+ by the time my divorce is final.
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
What phase of grief is the hoarding of P&P everytime you see it for sale at the thrift store? I’m up to 6. I get excited when I see it. I’m hoping to have 1000+ by the time my divorce is final.
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OR a gf with a complicated pulley system
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
OR a gf with a complicated pulley system
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Today requires something stronger than my normal coffee, a quad-shot espresso.
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Today requires something stronger than my normal coffee, a quad-shot espresso.
Can you imagine getting the dance gig and it’s job description is “dance on this high wire light pole and really enjoy yourself also do not look terrified to fall off”?
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Can you imagine getting the dance gig and it’s job description is “dance on this high wire light pole and really enjoy yourself also do not look terrified to fall off”?
Time to bring back Ricky Martin full time.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Time to bring back Ricky Martin full time.
I think anyone saying anything about things aren’t white enough need to be deported back to hell where they belong. This is a full on nazi regime. Don’t think for a minute it isn’t.
February 9, 2026 at 2:21 PM
I think anyone saying anything about things aren’t white enough need to be deported back to hell where they belong. This is a full on nazi regime. Don’t think for a minute it isn’t.
Sorry this movie is terrible. I don’t buy for any amount of time, that Barbra bagged Robert Redford by being smart and clever. Have you seen Anyone but you? Hot goes with hot. Sorry Babs, sorry girl, this is not plausible in any timeline. Robert Redford was impossibly hot.
February 9, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Sorry this movie is terrible. I don’t buy for any amount of time, that Barbra bagged Robert Redford by being smart and clever. Have you seen Anyone but you? Hot goes with hot. Sorry Babs, sorry girl, this is not plausible in any timeline. Robert Redford was impossibly hot.
“Can you see my screen?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Some like it hot."
“Some like it hot."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“criss-cross applesauce”
“criss-cross applesauce”
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“Can you see my screen?”
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🚨BREAKING: Someone just projected this video onto a Las Vegas building ahead of the Super Bowl, dubbing it the "Pedo Bowl" and highlighting the men who dominate the Epstein files. Spoiler alert: Donald Trump, Howard Lutnick, and Steve Bannon are the MVP lineup nobody asked for.
February 7, 2026 at 5:19 PM
🚨BREAKING: Someone just projected this video onto a Las Vegas building ahead of the Super Bowl, dubbing it the "Pedo Bowl" and highlighting the men who dominate the Epstein files. Spoiler alert: Donald Trump, Howard Lutnick, and Steve Bannon are the MVP lineup nobody asked for.