MikeyMike2711
@mikeymike2711.bsky.social
Arsenal fan. Movies, music & humour - will re-BlueSky all, some or one of those 3. And Arsenal
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A bastard burgled my house while I was at work. Saw it all on my home CCTV & called the police. The police caught the burglar because he was having so much fun playing with our Golden Retriever, Daisy, that he didn't realise the cops had surrounded the place.
October 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A bastard burgled my house while I was at work. Saw it all on my home CCTV & called the police. The police caught the burglar because he was having so much fun playing with our Golden Retriever, Daisy, that he didn't realise the cops had surrounded the place.
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Having been goaded into it by @maxrushden.bsky.social, I am doing the London Landmarks half-marathon in April for Great Ormond Street Children's Charity. I am 52, overweight, hideously unfit and I hate running. Please donate, if you can spare a few quid ...
www.justgiving.com/page/barry-g...
www.justgiving.com/page/barry-g...
It's time to muddy these spats ...
Help Barry Glendenning raise money to support Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity
www.justgiving.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Having been goaded into it by @maxrushden.bsky.social, I am doing the London Landmarks half-marathon in April for Great Ormond Street Children's Charity. I am 52, overweight, hideously unfit and I hate running. Please donate, if you can spare a few quid ...
www.justgiving.com/page/barry-g...
www.justgiving.com/page/barry-g...
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Sorry - but why can’t I listen to the podcasts anymore on my iPhone? Unavailable? Help!
October 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
@kermodeandmayo.bsky.social Sorry - but why can’t I listen to the podcasts anymore on my iPhone? Unavailable? Help!
@arseblog.com Can’t load player ratings on the app now?
September 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
@arseblog.com Can’t load player ratings on the app now?
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I once dropped my laptop and smashed the screen while having a wank. I left it in the back of the house and some thief came in through the unlocked back door and nicked it. They got a broken MacBook and I got an insurance payout for the loss. Masturbation karma.
September 1, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I once dropped my laptop and smashed the screen while having a wank. I left it in the back of the house and some thief came in through the unlocked back door and nicked it. They got a broken MacBook and I got an insurance payout for the loss. Masturbation karma.
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If Piero Hincapie joins Arsenal and plays in the Premier League he would be the first Ecuadorian to play for the Gunners and the 56th different nationality to appear in the Premier League for the club.
August 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
If Piero Hincapie joins Arsenal and plays in the Premier League he would be the first Ecuadorian to play for the Gunners and the 56th different nationality to appear in the Premier League for the club.
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Piero Hincapie will inherit the number 5 shirt previously worn by Andy Linighan, Steve Bould, Martin Keown, Kolo Touré, Thomas Vermaelen, Gabriel Paulista, Sokratis & Thomas Partey.
September 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Piero Hincapie will inherit the number 5 shirt previously worn by Andy Linighan, Steve Bould, Martin Keown, Kolo Touré, Thomas Vermaelen, Gabriel Paulista, Sokratis & Thomas Partey.
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🫡 Dominik Szoboszlai sends Liverpool to the top of the league with a belter of a free-kick against Arsenal
🤑 Liverpool agree a British record £125m deal to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle
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@philippeauclair.bsky.social
🤑 Liverpool agree a British record £125m deal to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle
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@larssivertsen.bsky.social
@beardedgenius.bsky.social
@philippeauclair.bsky.social
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🫡 Dominik Szoboszlai sends Liverpool to the top of the league with a belter of a free-kick against Arsenal
🤑 Liverpool agree a British record £125m deal to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle
@maxrushden.bsky.social
@larssivertsen.bsky.social
@beardedgenius.bsky.social
@philippeauclair.bsky.social
🤑 Liverpool agree a British record £125m deal to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle
@maxrushden.bsky.social
@larssivertsen.bsky.social
@beardedgenius.bsky.social
@philippeauclair.bsky.social
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Here's the @footballweekly.bsky.social
We discuss how Spurs can fit Gibbs-White and Eze into the same side, and look ahead to this weekend's Premier League games.
We discuss how Spurs can fit Gibbs-White and Eze into the same side, and look ahead to this weekend's Premier League games.
😬 Eberechi Eze chooses Arsenal over Tottenham Hotspur.
😱 Alexander Isak releases a statement.
👀 Premier League preview.
🏴 It was a tough night for Celtic and Rangers in Champions League qualification.
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@barryglendenning.bsky.social
@will-unwin.bsky.social
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😱 Alexander Isak releases a statement.
👀 Premier League preview.
🏴 It was a tough night for Celtic and Rangers in Champions League qualification.
@maxrushden.bsky.social
@barryglendenning.bsky.social
@will-unwin.bsky.social
@sannyr.com
August 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Here's the @footballweekly.bsky.social
We discuss how Spurs can fit Gibbs-White and Eze into the same side, and look ahead to this weekend's Premier League games.
We discuss how Spurs can fit Gibbs-White and Eze into the same side, and look ahead to this weekend's Premier League games.
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High school PE teacher made my life hell. Turned out his daughter started same uni as me. I made it my mission in life to get her in bed for payback. But instead we fell in love and have kids and she doesn't know. He's still a cunt though.
July 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
High school PE teacher made my life hell. Turned out his daughter started same uni as me. I made it my mission in life to get her in bed for payback. But instead we fell in love and have kids and she doesn't know. He's still a cunt though.
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Two days a week I practise wiping my arse using my opposite hand. Strokes run in high my family and I figure there's a 50% chance I could lose the use of my good arm. Put the hard yards when you're fit and healthy and reap the reward later on.
June 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Two days a week I practise wiping my arse using my opposite hand. Strokes run in high my family and I figure there's a 50% chance I could lose the use of my good arm. Put the hard yards when you're fit and healthy and reap the reward later on.
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Spurs have asked the big Q of Thomas Frank, and how he’d handle a wealthier club - in tactics and management
It’s almost the wrong way to look at it, for a coach who has overperformed more than anyone in PL, and is almost its moral voice
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
It’s almost the wrong way to look at it, for a coach who has overperformed more than anyone in PL, and is almost its moral voice
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
Why Thomas Frank is exactly the right manager for Tottenham
Spurs are interested in hiring the Dane after sacking Ange Postecoglou, and his track record at Brentford proves he deserves the chance
www.independent.co.uk
June 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Spurs have asked the big Q of Thomas Frank, and how he’d handle a wealthier club - in tactics and management
It’s almost the wrong way to look at it, for a coach who has overperformed more than anyone in PL, and is almost its moral voice
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
It’s almost the wrong way to look at it, for a coach who has overperformed more than anyone in PL, and is almost its moral voice
www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...
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So you can be positive nearly two weeks before you can be negative? That's fucked up!
May 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So you can be positive nearly two weeks before you can be negative? That's fucked up!
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feels like the best use of AI so far.
🚨 Exclusive 🚨
Ian Rush has put his name to a 90-minute, score-settling, AI musical in the style of Hamilton about his legal battle against a Surrey scaffolding company and a small Wigan law firm, in so doing attacking, among others, Robbie Fowler and Jamie Carragher.
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Ian Rush has put his name to a 90-minute, score-settling, AI musical in the style of Hamilton about his legal battle against a Surrey scaffolding company and a small Wigan law firm, in so doing attacking, among others, Robbie Fowler and Jamie Carragher.
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May 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
feels like the best use of AI so far.
Amazingly positive pod for tonight’s game! Boys talking of final quite a lot on here
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
April 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Amazingly positive pod for tonight’s game! Boys talking of final quite a lot on here
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
I mean, this is very funny
April 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I mean, this is very funny
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Declan Rice and Myles Lewis-Skelly start once again for England against Latvia at Wembley.
Ethan Nwaneri starting for the U21s against Portugal.
Ethan Nwaneri starting for the U21s against Portugal.
March 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Declan Rice and Myles Lewis-Skelly start once again for England against Latvia at Wembley.
Ethan Nwaneri starting for the U21s against Portugal.
Ethan Nwaneri starting for the U21s against Portugal.
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Liverpool will win this
March 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Liverpool will win this
For a game & a half, PSG have been so good.
So we know how this will play out
So we know how this will play out
March 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
For a game & a half, PSG have been so good.
So we know how this will play out
So we know how this will play out
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We need a sub.
Lopetegui on for Potter.
Lopetegui on for Potter.
February 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
We need a sub.
Lopetegui on for Potter.
Lopetegui on for Potter.
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Hassled HR into getting me a fancy ergonomic chair for my back pain. Now I've got it, it's a lot less comfortable than the knackered old chair I had before, but I can't go back. Caused too much of a fuss.
February 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hassled HR into getting me a fancy ergonomic chair for my back pain. Now I've got it, it's a lot less comfortable than the knackered old chair I had before, but I can't go back. Caused too much of a fuss.
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Darren Lewis reporting that he has spoken to PGMOL who are supporting the decision made by the referee and the VAR on Myles Lewis-Skelly's red card.
January 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Darren Lewis reporting that he has spoken to PGMOL who are supporting the decision made by the referee and the VAR on Myles Lewis-Skelly's red card.