Mike
@mikesbadtweets.bsky.social
Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
What the fuck happened to Todd Snider???????
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What the fuck happened to Todd Snider???????
America's elite clods are resetting Nuzzi's mentions. She's not allowed to be laughed at by people with masters degrees anymore, which in the minds of the parasites running legacy media is the worst crime anyone can commit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
America's elite clods are resetting Nuzzi's mentions. She's not allowed to be laughed at by people with masters degrees anymore, which in the minds of the parasites running legacy media is the worst crime anyone can commit.
Just now learning that the Mike Vrabel coached Patriots are 8-2. A certain type of guy is feeling alive for the first time in years.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just now learning that the Mike Vrabel coached Patriots are 8-2. A certain type of guy is feeling alive for the first time in years.
My dentist wants me to do mouth taping when i sleep, like some kind of zoomer wellness freak.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My dentist wants me to do mouth taping when i sleep, like some kind of zoomer wellness freak.
For some reason when i was a kid we had a term for those tube socks with the horizontal stripes around the calf. We called them bobos. They were considered extemely uncool.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For some reason when i was a kid we had a term for those tube socks with the horizontal stripes around the calf. We called them bobos. They were considered extemely uncool.
the only band on this list that sucks is The Hives but the mere fact of being on a list with the other acts here makes me wonder if I'm wrong. also two Ian mckaye bands.
In his Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction speech, Jack White shouted out over 30 acts that inspired the White Stripes – none of whom have been inducted
www.stereogum.com/2329132/whit...
www.stereogum.com/2329132/whit...
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the only band on this list that sucks is The Hives but the mere fact of being on a list with the other acts here makes me wonder if I'm wrong. also two Ian mckaye bands.
Every show now is like a disgraced professor who is reclaiming her repuation by helping her doctor father hunt serial killers who work for the fbi
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Every show now is like a disgraced professor who is reclaiming her repuation by helping her doctor father hunt serial killers who work for the fbi
Derrick Henry looking like a commoner for a couple weeks now
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Derrick Henry looking like a commoner for a couple weeks now
Guys who post "Good Morning Beautiful" every day on the Christy Canyon facebook page are to pretend to be so upset about this
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Guys who post "Good Morning Beautiful" every day on the Christy Canyon facebook page are to pretend to be so upset about this
walked out of work with 5mg of oxy in my pocket. probably gotta do a bunch of fucking paper work now! luckily that's the only part of working in healthcare that I am naturally good at.
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
walked out of work with 5mg of oxy in my pocket. probably gotta do a bunch of fucking paper work now! luckily that's the only part of working in healthcare that I am naturally good at.
If you dont grow up around it stuff like a highway exit called "STONEWALL JACKSON DEATH SITE" probably seems pretty wild
i do love how every single place in Virginia is just a civil war battle
Can't believe this is a real county name
November 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If you dont grow up around it stuff like a highway exit called "STONEWALL JACKSON DEATH SITE" probably seems pretty wild
Glennn Youngkin - another dope whose reputation was entirely fabricated by his supporters in the press, accomplished nothing and his legacy is gone like a fart in the wind as soon as he's no longer useful to the Jake Tappers of the world. See: Larry Hogan.
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Glennn Youngkin - another dope whose reputation was entirely fabricated by his supporters in the press, accomplished nothing and his legacy is gone like a fart in the wind as soon as he's no longer useful to the Jake Tappers of the world. See: Larry Hogan.
Chairface Chippendale - outstanding name for a humorous comic book villain.
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Chairface Chippendale - outstanding name for a humorous comic book villain.
One of my favorite songwriters threatened to beat up a healthcare worker who treated him after he was assaulted. What do i do. Empty my head of thoughts. A warm, blank mind - enjoying fun songs.
Singer-songwriter Todd Snider cancels tour after he was allegedly assaulted in Salt Lake City, then arrested at hospital
The Americana musician was allegedly attacked outside his hotel in Utah, but then was arrested himself for refusing to leave a hospital, officials said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One of my favorite songwriters threatened to beat up a healthcare worker who treated him after he was assaulted. What do i do. Empty my head of thoughts. A warm, blank mind - enjoying fun songs.
Dick Cheney - a liar, a torturer, an unpatriotic shit heel, an unintelligent and unlikable person - holds the most individual responsibility of anyone in the last 50 years for what is happening right now.
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Dick Cheney - a liar, a torturer, an unpatriotic shit heel, an unintelligent and unlikable person - holds the most individual responsibility of anyone in the last 50 years for what is happening right now.
Dick Cheney is dead!
November 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Dick Cheney is dead!
Zohran (hornily): time for a little... rendez vous with rama...
Rama: i hate you
Zohran: a little... Rama lama ding dong
Rama: [sub zero fatalities Zohran and Curtis Silwa becomes Mayor of NYC and her new husband]
Curtis: whoa black betty, ram a lam
Rama: i hate you
Zohran: a little... Rama lama ding dong
Rama: [sub zero fatalities Zohran and Curtis Silwa becomes Mayor of NYC and her new husband]
Curtis: whoa black betty, ram a lam
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Zohran (hornily): time for a little... rendez vous with rama...
Rama: i hate you
Zohran: a little... Rama lama ding dong
Rama: [sub zero fatalities Zohran and Curtis Silwa becomes Mayor of NYC and her new husband]
Curtis: whoa black betty, ram a lam
Rama: i hate you
Zohran: a little... Rama lama ding dong
Rama: [sub zero fatalities Zohran and Curtis Silwa becomes Mayor of NYC and her new husband]
Curtis: whoa black betty, ram a lam
A patient flipped me off through 40 of propofol and im finally known for something on the unit besides being a lawyer
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A patient flipped me off through 40 of propofol and im finally known for something on the unit besides being a lawyer
My wife runs my life too. She's better at it than i am.
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My wife runs my life too. She's better at it than i am.
Calling dirt "earth". Lol. Do martians say "you have Mars on your shoe"
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Calling dirt "earth". Lol. Do martians say "you have Mars on your shoe"
Steve Blake's son is on the Terps. Lay me gently into a fresh, warm grave and cover me with a pile of soft earth.
November 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Steve Blake's son is on the Terps. Lay me gently into a fresh, warm grave and cover me with a pile of soft earth.
Ringo Starr AND George Carlin - Mister Conductor
I think everybody has a “Wallace Shawn from Young Sheldon” — my first one would probably be “Vincent Price, the guy who did the voice of Ratigan in The Great Mouse Detective”
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Ringo Starr AND George Carlin - Mister Conductor
Milk duds - preposterous business model. "Lets sell nothing 364 days a year then one day a year half of everyone in America will get a box of three milk duds."
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Milk duds - preposterous business model. "Lets sell nothing 364 days a year then one day a year half of everyone in America will get a box of three milk duds."
The girl in the bottom left looking at obama with low grade rbf is my cousin.
Obama: I believe in an America where we don't fear each other. But look out for each other. And if we want that story to continue. If we believe in that better story. We need leaders who believe in it too.
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The girl in the bottom left looking at obama with low grade rbf is my cousin.
The line for the Billy Strings show at the arena is pretty funny. Normie 50s couples mixed with ppl in extremely arch costumes.
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The line for the Billy Strings show at the arena is pretty funny. Normie 50s couples mixed with ppl in extremely arch costumes.