Mike
@mikesbadtweets.bsky.social
Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
golf clap for Jordan stout who a few years ago seemed like not a particularly good NFL punter but now is a hoss
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
golf clap for Jordan stout who a few years ago seemed like not a particularly good NFL punter but now is a hoss
Stop giving the ball to derrick henry.
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Stop giving the ball to derrick henry.
I watched 2/3s of The Godfather yesterday donating platelets. I'm sure none of my thoughts on it are original so I'll just say Al Pacino should have kept talking normally as he aged.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I watched 2/3s of The Godfather yesterday donating platelets. I'm sure none of my thoughts on it are original so I'll just say Al Pacino should have kept talking normally as he aged.
26 yo staffer driving a Maserati... wonder who gets to write her redemption arc in 2026. Also which old guy is she grossly doing.
An aide to a Republican congressman from New Jersey faked being the victim of what she claimed was a politically motivated slashing in July, a narrative that quickly unraveled when investigators found spare zip ties in her Maserati, federal prosecutors said.
Representative Jeff Van Drew’s Aide Faked Anti-Trump Slashing Attack, U.S. Says
Natalie Greene, 26, who worked for Representative Jeff Van Drew, a Republican, falsely claimed she was attacked at a nature reserve, the authorities said.
nyti.ms
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
26 yo staffer driving a Maserati... wonder who gets to write her redemption arc in 2026. Also which old guy is she grossly doing.
Rocketing into the pantheon of group chat pics with text edits. "Women 5 inches taller than him" / "Greg"
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rocketing into the pantheon of group chat pics with text edits. "Women 5 inches taller than him" / "Greg"
Find me one picture of trump looking at his worthless idiot sons this way
Find you somebody who looks at you like Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Find me one picture of trump looking at his worthless idiot sons this way
mamdani use the power of trump thinking whatever the last person who talked to him about to fix america
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
mamdani use the power of trump thinking whatever the last person who talked to him about to fix america
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
Here's a fucking sentence for the age
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here's a fucking sentence for the age
anything thats called "_____ Shop" I have to say "down here at the ____ shop+
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
anything thats called "_____ Shop" I have to say "down here at the ____ shop+
The transit app's near psychotic belief that the light rail can get from hamburg to convention center in 2 minutes never fails to infuriate
November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The transit app's near psychotic belief that the light rail can get from hamburg to convention center in 2 minutes never fails to infuriate
When i am old and my disgustingness is in full bloom will some shrew like girl with a horrible personality sext me
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 AM
When i am old and my disgustingness is in full bloom will some shrew like girl with a horrible personality sext me
🚨 olivia nuzzi has boinked a second old weirdo 🚨
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
🚨 olivia nuzzi has boinked a second old weirdo 🚨
WTMD had a nice set this morning honoring Todd Snider. Many celebs die whom i respect and its not too sad - i dont know why this one is messing me up. I guess i identified with him as a person and an artist. He was happy to be an alright guy.
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
WTMD had a nice set this morning honoring Todd Snider. Many celebs die whom i respect and its not too sad - i dont know why this one is messing me up. I guess i identified with him as a person and an artist. He was happy to be an alright guy.
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
The New York Times asked Miss Rachel if she's funded by hamas. If they allow the words Epstein and Kavanaugh to even appear in the same story i will eat 100 maga hats.
Epstein Gave Bannon Advice on How to Help Trump—and Brett Kavanaugh
Jeffrey Epstein was regularly in touch with one of Donald Trump’s closest advisers.
newrepublic.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The New York Times asked Miss Rachel if she's funded by hamas. If they allow the words Epstein and Kavanaugh to even appear in the same story i will eat 100 maga hats.
Corn Cob TV is proud to present: The Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II
November 17, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Corn Cob TV is proud to present: The Funeral of Queen Elizabeth II
Is. That. Good.
Shedeur Sanders' regular-season debut:
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
4/16
47 passing yards
0 TDs, 1 INT
13.5 passer rating
2 sacks taken
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Is. That. Good.
What the fuck happened to Todd Snider???????
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
What the fuck happened to Todd Snider???????
America's elite clods are resetting Nuzzi's mentions. She's not allowed to be laughed at by people with masters degrees anymore, which in the minds of the parasites running legacy media is the worst crime anyone can commit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
America's elite clods are resetting Nuzzi's mentions. She's not allowed to be laughed at by people with masters degrees anymore, which in the minds of the parasites running legacy media is the worst crime anyone can commit.
Just now learning that the Mike Vrabel coached Patriots are 8-2. A certain type of guy is feeling alive for the first time in years.
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just now learning that the Mike Vrabel coached Patriots are 8-2. A certain type of guy is feeling alive for the first time in years.
My dentist wants me to do mouth taping when i sleep, like some kind of zoomer wellness freak.
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
My dentist wants me to do mouth taping when i sleep, like some kind of zoomer wellness freak.
For some reason when i was a kid we had a term for those tube socks with the horizontal stripes around the calf. We called them bobos. They were considered extemely uncool.
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
For some reason when i was a kid we had a term for those tube socks with the horizontal stripes around the calf. We called them bobos. They were considered extemely uncool.
the only band on this list that sucks is The Hives but the mere fact of being on a list with the other acts here makes me wonder if I'm wrong. also two Ian mckaye bands.
In his Rock & Roll Hall Of Fame induction speech, Jack White shouted out over 30 acts that inspired the White Stripes – none of whom have been inducted
www.stereogum.com/2329132/whit...
www.stereogum.com/2329132/whit...
November 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
the only band on this list that sucks is The Hives but the mere fact of being on a list with the other acts here makes me wonder if I'm wrong. also two Ian mckaye bands.