Mike
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Make me an elder... who writes skeets not dumbly
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
Make me a poster... of good content and posts
One of the best straight up visual gags in New Yorker history
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One of the best straight up visual gags in New Yorker history
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Look at my son's Revolutionary War ass haircut. Johnny Tremaine ass.
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
November 17, 2025 at 9:53 PM
One thing you can never take away from me is that my mayor regularly refers to cleveland as the Doo Doo Browns.
Do not speak to me or my son ever again
October 19, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Do not speak to me or my son ever again
Just had a google photo highlight of the time someone tossed a car in front of my house and wound up severly disappointed
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Just had a google photo highlight of the time someone tossed a car in front of my house and wound up severly disappointed
Banned Books Week 2025 - Florida Reactionaries Can Suck It edition
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Banned Books Week 2025 - Florida Reactionaries Can Suck It edition
Did my roof with the elastomeric $20 per gallon stuff. I guess the energy savings will pile up - it hurts to look at without shades so it's reflecting something.
September 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Did my roof with the elastomeric $20 per gallon stuff. I guess the energy savings will pile up - it hurts to look at without shades so it's reflecting something.
I go where i'm needed
September 5, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I go where i'm needed
remembering some guys (two birds with one stone edition)
September 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
remembering some guys (two birds with one stone edition)
Maybe 7 years ago my son planted some apple seeds from a Gala apple he ate. Soon we will reap the harvest of that occassion - 10 to 12 rock hard apples roughly the size of a golf ball.
September 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Maybe 7 years ago my son planted some apple seeds from a Gala apple he ate. Soon we will reap the harvest of that occassion - 10 to 12 rock hard apples roughly the size of a golf ball.
I have just located a paw paw.
September 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I have just located a paw paw.
The fringe berry we planted on the jones falls trail 6 years ago has fruited for the first time
September 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
The fringe berry we planted on the jones falls trail 6 years ago has fruited for the first time
yelling OOOO in the theater when stavros shows up in a movie
August 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
yelling OOOO in the theater when stavros shows up in a movie
??? Nowhere in the story does it say he's retiring, no other publication described this as a retirement, and he isn't retiring. But, because this can credibly be described as a 'win' for left wing politics, the Times has to mangle it to the point of fabrication.
August 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
??? Nowhere in the story does it say he's retiring, no other publication described this as a retirement, and he isn't retiring. But, because this can credibly be described as a 'win' for left wing politics, the Times has to mangle it to the point of fabrication.
One of the most wild and unexpected developments of 2025 is the way a 42 year old Ralph Bakshi movie about killing orcs with an axe has been coopted to produce algorithm churn.
August 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
One of the most wild and unexpected developments of 2025 is the way a 42 year old Ralph Bakshi movie about killing orcs with an axe has been coopted to produce algorithm churn.
🟨 insane that a health agency would preface an *outbreak notification* with this statement in a state where raw milk is illegal to sell as human food
🟩 no shit! Thats why you dont directly undermine this with the first statement
🟥 How in the bleeding fuck are consumers supposed to verify this???
🟩 no shit! Thats why you dont directly undermine this with the first statement
🟥 How in the bleeding fuck are consumers supposed to verify this???
August 5, 2025 at 10:13 AM
🟨 insane that a health agency would preface an *outbreak notification* with this statement in a state where raw milk is illegal to sell as human food
🟩 no shit! Thats why you dont directly undermine this with the first statement
🟥 How in the bleeding fuck are consumers supposed to verify this???
🟩 no shit! Thats why you dont directly undermine this with the first statement
🟥 How in the bleeding fuck are consumers supposed to verify this???
Good news to all my future patients
July 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Good news to all my future patients
The only Avatar i want to see
July 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The only Avatar i want to see
The perfect playlist doesnt exi...
July 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The perfect playlist doesnt exi...
If you go on a vacation planned by AI you deserve whatever fate awaits you.
July 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
If you go on a vacation planned by AI you deserve whatever fate awaits you.