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Michael
@mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social
Serving cvnt, with a side of sweet potato fries.

Free them all 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇸

📍CHI
Atrocious fucking day at work
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Reposted by Michael
if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
wrigleyville smells extra heinous this morning what the hell is even that?
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
he’s in awe of my tism
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for”

- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
cataclysmically horny during work hours
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
To clear the air, this was about ***** - but it could also apply to ****** *** *** or *******
thinking about bloomf’s weiner
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
thinking about bloomf’s weiner
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Bumpin that Young Cardamom whatchu know bout him??
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
the consistent 2-6 likers under my posts do more for me than zoloft ever did 🫶🏼❤️
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
whenever i’m smoking a joint i always stop a little bit before smoking the whole thing bc that tweet “he done smoked that roach into a bedbug” flashes in my head vietnam ptsd flashback style
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
trump making besties w argentinian leadership is so funny bc we know in 2028 he’s gonna BOLT
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
daylight savings time is anti-black
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
found out several oomfs are 30
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
guess the jury’s out whether it’s hot or tacky to send my boyfriend porn that i want him to reenact with me
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
is animal leather still unethical if it comes from an invasive species?

some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Reposted by Michael
microdosing a psychotic break by not being able to see my bf for 48 hrs
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I heard y’all were into buff nerds?
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM