Michael
@mikerosoftexcel.bsky.social
Serving cvnt, with a side of sweet potato fries.
Free them all 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇸
📍CHI
Free them all 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🇺🇸
📍CHI
Atrocious fucking day at work
November 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Atrocious fucking day at work
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if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if u ever get down on yourself remember you are young and queer and healthy w no disney tattoos and today is another day to enjoy those facts
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
idk him but i can tell by his vibe - he would fix me, psychiatrically.
The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The twunk with the ‘faggot’ tattoo
wrigleyville smells extra heinous this morning what the hell is even that?
November 14, 2025 at 1:22 PM
wrigleyville smells extra heinous this morning what the hell is even that?
coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
coworkers already making me want a cigarette and it’s not 9:30 am
i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i’m super romantic and full of love, but also i am unfortunately super evil and full of mental illness
he’s in awe of my tism
November 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
he’s in awe of my tism
“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for”
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
“your communication is unclear because you titled it an executive summary (but what you sent was a memorandum) - so i didn’t know what to look for”
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
- actual performance feedback i got from a coworker who has used “insure” instead of “ensure” on multiple occasions
cataclysmically horny during work hours
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
cataclysmically horny during work hours
inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
inshallah i hajj from the caliphate of Chiraq to the social islamic republic of newyorkistan in the next 2 months alhamdullilah swt ameen
To clear the air, this was about ***** - but it could also apply to ****** *** *** or *******
thinking about bloomf’s weiner
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
To clear the air, this was about ***** - but it could also apply to ****** *** *** or *******
thinking about bloomf’s weiner
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
thinking about bloomf’s weiner
Bumpin that Young Cardamom whatchu know bout him??
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bumpin that Young Cardamom whatchu know bout him??
the consistent 2-6 likers under my posts do more for me than zoloft ever did 🫶🏼❤️
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
the consistent 2-6 likers under my posts do more for me than zoloft ever did 🫶🏼❤️
whenever i’m smoking a joint i always stop a little bit before smoking the whole thing bc that tweet “he done smoked that roach into a bedbug” flashes in my head vietnam ptsd flashback style
November 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
whenever i’m smoking a joint i always stop a little bit before smoking the whole thing bc that tweet “he done smoked that roach into a bedbug” flashes in my head vietnam ptsd flashback style
gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever
November 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
gym is done time to go get drunk by myself after the most mid week at work ever
how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
how it feels being a grower and not a shower on this app
trump making besties w argentinian leadership is so funny bc we know in 2028 he’s gonna BOLT
November 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
trump making besties w argentinian leadership is so funny bc we know in 2028 he’s gonna BOLT
daylight savings time is anti-black
November 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
daylight savings time is anti-black
found out several oomfs are 30
November 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
found out several oomfs are 30
guess the jury’s out whether it’s hot or tacky to send my boyfriend porn that i want him to reenact with me
November 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
guess the jury’s out whether it’s hot or tacky to send my boyfriend porn that i want him to reenact with me
is animal leather still unethical if it comes from an invasive species?
some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty
some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
is animal leather still unethical if it comes from an invasive species?
some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty
some burmese python boots and a belt or a tote would be cunty
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microdosing a psychotic break by not being able to see my bf for 48 hrs
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
microdosing a psychotic break by not being able to see my bf for 48 hrs
I heard y’all were into buff nerds?
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I heard y’all were into buff nerds?