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i came here to say i looked tan but upon further reflection, this may just be a sunburn. devastating
my husband is lurking in the shadows of this picture like a gremlin
January 21, 2026 at 9:54 PM
my husband is lurking in the shadows of this picture like a gremlin
i take one (1) edible and i’m actually so funny you guys you don’t get it
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
i take one (1) edible and i’m actually so funny you guys you don’t get it
i’m supposed to voluntarily leave my house today?
January 19, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i’m supposed to voluntarily leave my house today?
lifted heavy things and my back didn’t explode. please clap.
January 16, 2026 at 9:34 PM
lifted heavy things and my back didn’t explode. please clap.
yet another day of my back being thrown out instead of blown out 👴🏻
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 PM
yet another day of my back being thrown out instead of blown out 👴🏻
if anyone needs me; don’t
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if anyone needs me; don’t
it’s a good thing we don’t have AIM away messages anymore
January 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
it’s a good thing we don’t have AIM away messages anymore
vibes are terrible today. i’m going back to bed.
January 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
vibes are terrible today. i’m going back to bed.
i don’t want to look at my computer, there are emails in there
January 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
i don’t want to look at my computer, there are emails in there
just remembered other people can perceive me. no thanks
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 PM
just remembered other people can perceive me. no thanks
i’m about to get so fkn cozy
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
i’m about to get so fkn cozy
gym and groceries done. you better believe i’m not changing out of my robe for the remainder of the day
December 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
gym and groceries done. you better believe i’m not changing out of my robe for the remainder of the day
i was hoping for a more pronounced difference from last year, but progress is progress is progress (kitten cameo in pic 2)
December 29, 2025 at 3:46 PM
i was hoping for a more pronounced difference from last year, but progress is progress is progress (kitten cameo in pic 2)
not a friend at the gym clocking my edible and now i forget how my body works
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
not a friend at the gym clocking my edible and now i forget how my body works
where the treetops glisten
December 26, 2025 at 1:02 AM
where the treetops glisten
omg i did want a broken hot water heater for christmas! dreams do come true!
December 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
omg i did want a broken hot water heater for christmas! dreams do come true!
fivehead hard launching
December 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
fivehead hard launching
ok you guys never feel silly working out? like this bicycle crunch is ridiculous rn
December 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
ok you guys never feel silly working out? like this bicycle crunch is ridiculous rn
watching the shower scene from
heated rivalry ep. 1 for leg day motivation
heated rivalry ep. 1 for leg day motivation
December 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
watching the shower scene from
heated rivalry ep. 1 for leg day motivation
heated rivalry ep. 1 for leg day motivation
the stockings are hung on the bookshelf with care
December 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
the stockings are hung on the bookshelf with care
exclusively referring to long johns as johnathans from now on
December 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
exclusively referring to long johns as johnathans from now on
last night on the dance floor one of my besties leaned in and said “chris, i can tell how much work you’ve put into your chest lately” and i came instantly
December 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
last night on the dance floor one of my besties leaned in and said “chris, i can tell how much work you’ve put into your chest lately” and i came instantly
so depressing that my 2:30 AM walk home was the warmest the weather will be all day today
December 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
so depressing that my 2:30 AM walk home was the warmest the weather will be all day today
on vacation for the next three weeks, so gonna go kiss some boys tonight to celebrate
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
on vacation for the next three weeks, so gonna go kiss some boys tonight to celebrate
my kitten vacillates between perfect sleeping angel and must-kill-everything demon so quickly
December 12, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my kitten vacillates between perfect sleeping angel and must-kill-everything demon so quickly